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Celebrity Lena DunhamChild Molester

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  1. It also mainly takes place in Greenpoint, Brooklyn which is a mainly Polish neighborhood, and has since been gentrified (like most of the NYC area) by trust-fund babies I.e. Lena Dunham.
     
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  2. Jesus those are thick legs, and not in a good way.

    Goddammit Lena if you're gonna try to push the whole body positivity thing then at least try to dress in a way that's flattering.

    Then again, this is the person who wore a vagina dress with a plain, wrinkly tshirt in public who bragged about molesting her sister.
     
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  3. People have been saying Lena looks like Ayn Rand, but personally I think she looks like German actor Daniel Bruhl. Although Daniel Bruhl is definitely better-looking:

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  4. She might not get another big TV deal, after whatever comes next underperforms, but she'll always be able to find money for low-budget vanity projects. There are so many streaming services and apps now, she can just self-finance 6 episodes of a show and shop it around to whomever will treat it like it's a big deal.
     
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  5. She was born rich anyway, she'll never hurt for cash unless she develops a more expensive habit than doughnuts
     
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  6. I can see that being on the cards tbh, she seems like the type to develop a drug problem then push the ever loving hell about her recovery from addiction story via a book, tv an radio interviews and then a relapse a few years later and then maybe a new nose.
     
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  7. I'm so glad we have our lord and savior Lena Dunham to guide the savage, ignorant women who don't obey towards the light. :story:

    You know, instead of being strong and independent females who are allowed to have their own opinions, even if the opinions might be garbage at times.
     
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  8. I don't know if this has been posted yet, but Robot Chicken mocked the fuck out of her.

     
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  9. If anyone's curious what Girls is like, but can't subject themselves to the horror of watching it, just watch this clip. You don't even have to image the muppets aren't there - the show's full of them.
     
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  10. Is Dunham a kike as well?
     
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  11. Half kike.
     
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  12. #212 Beef Thunderpants, Feb 15, 2017
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  13. It's fucking stunning how spot-on this portrayal is.

    Dunham as a whole is a really good case study in how someone can have negative talent and still be pushed up by people.
     
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  14. Oh fuck, I've just realised there's some upskirt in that picture.

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  15. And there's no thigh gap there to let things air-dry, so it just stays hot and humid all the time and smells like a wet towel that's been left on the floor.
     
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  16. At New York City Times Square Station, I saw an epic advertisement for Girls, but someone scribbled on a mustache on Lena Dunham with the word "Fugly" on her forehead.

    I really wanted to snap a picture, but the Subway station is a never ending movement pit, like that entire monster city.
     
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  17. Don't worry. Someone else will take the pic and hopefully it will go viral. If not, then I am so sorry you missed out.
     
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  18. I was in NYC in 1994 or '95, there were giant Kenny G faces on the sides of all the buses, and someone had stuck pink bubblegum right in the center of each nostril. We all thought it was really funny.
     
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  19. I apologize for the minor a-logging, but she infuriates me so much because she gets a lot of praise from feminists despite molesting her sister.

    But please Lena, tell me more about how white men are evil and need to die.
     
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  20. Lena Dunham is an ugly and sanctimonious hipster bitch. And her HBO show sucks.

    There, I said it.
     
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