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Celebrity Lena DunhamChild Molester

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Jan 5, 2017.

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  1. Found this earlier, and it felt appropriate:

    [GALLERY=media, 2993]218201707345261877 by Country Matters posted Feb 21, 2017 at 1:42 AM[/GALLERY]

    Those red eyes are 2 spooky 4 me
     
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  2. Contrary to popular belief, there actually are a lot of funny women out there who have a good sense of humor.

    Lena Dunham is not one of them.
     
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  3. Sad as it is, I have female friends who actually like Lena Dunham; all of them white, liberal and suburban, and most of them younger than me too. Onw of them even watches Girls, or at least did. I stopped talking to her about it after she half-heartedly defended the pitting rocks in her sister's vagina thing.

    I have a pet theory that the real reason for her popularity, and Amy Schume's, is that women are catty, and like seeing women who are less attractive than themselves in every single meaning of the word. They don't really care about the whole 'body positive' crap or breaking down stereotypical gender roles. They want to see a fat slob with no sense of fashion or boundaries because it gives them the smug satisfaction of being better.
     
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  4. I read somewhere that someone once said, when a Man is successful, he stands at the top of the mountain he climbed, and other Men look up and admire what he has achieved, and can become inspired.
    When a Woman is successful, and stands at the top of the Mountain she climbed, the other Women say there is no mountain there at all, and where they stand is the top of the mountain.

    Or something like that.
     
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  5. but she looked so womanly getting raped by jaimas lamister
     
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  6. They want to follow someone achievable, someone they can delude themselves into thinking they are the equal of or better than. Sex and the City doesn't work nearly as well if the actresses were all super hot. Same goes for men too; Amy Schumer is cute enough that they're attracted to her, but not so hot that guys watching her can't even pretend a girl like that would even talk to them. The best looking female comics are barely on par when it comes to regular actresses, and the most popular leads for romantic comedies are usually a step or two down as well.


    54% of white women voters went for Trump. Feminists claim they suffer from internalized misogyny because of men and don't really feel that way. They can't accept that a lot of women hate other women, especially those that are achieving more than they are.
     
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  7. Or it could just be that like men, women just don't fucking like Hillary much either, because of her own repellent personality.
     
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  8. Seriously, the hating Hillary thing isn't about intrasexual competition, it's about disliking a corrupt and irresponsible politician. It's not like men hate Chris Christie because they're bitter he's in a position of power despite being a fatass.

    On topic Lena Dunham is only popular because she's part of the New York media bubble and was promoted heavily by that media machine. Her show appeals to people who dream of being hipsters living in New York.

    Girls is basically Sex and the City for the tumblr generation.
     
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  9. In the 80s, Lena Dunham wouldn't have been employed.
     
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  10. That made me kinda realized why I didn't watch Big Bang Theory, even the actors were confused at how dumb the audience was. In fact, the bloopers were better than the show.
     
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  11. I have no interest in watching it, but it sounds like the latest episode of Girls is a commentary on how older men use their influence on younger women, but it sounds like the whole thing is building to the dashing older man being so attracted to Lena Dunham that he has to try and seduce her? Sounds about right.
     
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  12. Poor man must be blind.
     
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  13. And have no sense of smell... she just looks like she'd smell unpleasant...
     
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  14. Like a perfume shower and breakfast ham.
     
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  15. Those thunder thighs have more fat on them than three hogs.
     
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  16. I find Girls absolute shit that annoys me in every way.

    That sketch where Tina Fey is the Albanian guest star on Girls and points out how exceptional it is is funny though.

    "You are unpaid prostitute. You are lower than dog"
     
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  17. You are Lena Dunham. You are lower than dog.
     
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  18. Oh come on now dog's are wonderful happy little souls that bring joy where ever they go, comparing them to Lena Dunham is a bit of an insult to them and a stretch for her don't you think. Try the organisms that cause amoebic dysentery at least give her some room for improvement.

    And leave dog's out of this.
     
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  19. And she's none of those things, ergo, dogs are higher up than her.
     
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