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Celebrity Lena DunhamChild Molesting Attention Whore

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Jan 5, 2017.

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  1. Personally, I don't feel sorry for Jack Antonoff. My gut is telling me that this guy is an opportunist that jumped on the Lena's caboose for his own personal goals only. If he is not feeling disgusted with himself enough not to do it again, we should not feel sorry for him.
     
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  2. If you hear REEEEEEEEEEEEing in the Manchester area, then it's probably @CWCissey.
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    https://pitchfork.com/news/lena-dun...exploration-of-oasis-liam-and-noel-gallagher/
     
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  3. So, what, is she going to analyze the Gallagher brothers' masturbatory sessions?
    DnAElcNX4AIwJxT.jpg-large.jpg Given her own masturbatory history, I can totally see why should be interested in that. What I don't understand is why anybody would want to pay money to hear her talk about it.
     
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  4. And after all~

    Gonna grab my balls~
     
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  5. That sounds like the sort of thing that sits close to the top of the "List of Things No One Would or Did Ever Ask For"
     
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  6. Another stupid PR gaffe:

    9.12.18 - This morning, images of a forthcoming LPA collection were prematurely released on Revolve.com. The capsule collection – originally conceived by LPA alongside Lena Dunham, Paloma Elsesser and other inspiring women – was set to debut tomorrow as a direct commentary on the modern day “normality” of cyber-bullying and the shared desire to create a community for those most affected by the epidemic. Proceeds were set to benefit “Girls Write Now”, a charity focused on mentoring underserved young women and helping them find their voices and tell their stories through writing.

    The prematurely released image featured on Revolve.com was not only included without context of the overall campaign but regrettably featured one of the pieces on a model who's size was not reflective of the piece’s commentary on body positivity. We at Revolve sincerely apologize to all those involved – particularly Lena, Paloma, our other collaborators – our loyal customers, and the community as a whole for this error.

    The collection has been pulled. We are proud to donate $20,000 to “Girls Write Now” in the hopes that those who need it can still benefit from what was to be a meaningful, insightful and impactful collaboration by LPA.


    This is what Revolve put on their website without any context, lol. Rabid fatasses rapidly attacked the company.
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    Lena of course claims that she knew nothing about the launch and is appalled that Revolve used a thin white model to promote this lame "troll comment" sweatshirt. Apparently thin white women have no place in "body positivity," though they definitely had a place in the cast of Girls.

    In other news, Emily Ratajkowski took a few snaps of an unctuous porcine Dunham (look at those hips jutting out) for god knows what reason. The contrast here between Emily and Lena just seems cruel to me. Lena DUFFham.

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    Finally, another pic that showcases Lena's complete lack of tits and sad pudgy stomach. You know how some people hit the genetic lottery? Lena is genetically bankrupt.

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  7. It's just so amazing how average looking she is. Nothing unique or pretty or ugly, just average.
     
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  8. I think I've mentioned it before, but it always amuses me when she goes on about body positivity because while she might've shown off her flabby body on her show, all the guys were these fit, shredded Adonises. Then again she's not the only SJW I've seen that's all about body positivity for women but completely ignores it for men.

    On a vaguely related note, pretty sure Adam Driver has bigger tits than she does.
     
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  9. C'mon now, an average woman who is this fat has much bigger boobs. Her lack of boobs is pretty unique. Many men of her BMI have bigger tits.
     
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  10. Are you serious? She's a rat-faced jew.
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    Professional stylists, makeup artists, and photoshop can make anyone look decent given enough time.
     
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  11. Lena needs several lipos, nose job, boob job, and lip injections to look decent. I despise plastic surgery, and I laugh at decent looking chicks that make herself into freaks with the help of a surgeon, but I would make an exception for Lena :)
     
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  12. I like that a while back she tried to make a big show of how much and how hard she's working out and how great it was.

    Guess that didn't take.
     
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  13. Nope, still painfully average. Even ugly people have definable traits you can point out are ugly, she has nothing. And no, being part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and having stomach flab don't count.
     
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  14. I always love it when <17 BMI women pay lip service to their rabid fatty friends' "body positivity", but you know they aren't going to let their own diet slip.
     
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  15. She need to lose a good 40-50 lbs, and then she'd be just an uninteresting, mousy girl. Right now, she's just fat and ugly. She'll never be "pretty" or "gorgeous."

    I feel sorry for whomever had to take that shower photo (:_(

    Also, I know colored hair is the sign of "danger," but I proposed the under boob string of jewels tattoo also get the "stay the fuck away from this bitch, she cray" designation.
     
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  16. Hm, maybe? I think the ugliest parts of her are her personality and the fact she is a child molester and is a big fat hypocrite.
     
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  17. Lena Dunham is a snailfish, and I would not have sex with it.

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  18. Oh, I don't disagree. Kinda fitting her inside matches her outward appearance.
     
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  19. I kinda wonder what her parents think about it. I mean even in their bubble it has to register somehow that their offspring is a pure disgrace to humankind? Especially given the fact they are acutely aware to what degree all her made-up accomplishments are truly hers.
     
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