Celebrity Lena Dunham - Fat, Child Molesting Attention Whore and Her Trainwreck of a Family

[Umaibae]

It’s an eternally stupid idea for a movie — but I want to meet the retarded executives in charge of the Polly Pocket movie who pooled together to decide Lena Dunham was the best person to write and direct it.

I can’t imagine an Asian, Latina, Black etc. woman in Hollywood given so many chances after failing repeatedly and acting like a total clown.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Equal parts seething and coping, possibly also dilating.
I too am terrible and hope he knocks her up lol



I decoded the secret message
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So he's the one who told Lena that she's perfect and special. Wonder what she really means by "you danced with us instead". It's not like he gave up making deviant art to raise a family.



Wow, wasn't expecting nudes. Idk how he ever dated Lena unless he is just a clout junkie or something.


For the kiwis who haven't had the pleasure to appreciate Mr. Dunham's fine art.

Spoiler: Carrol Dunham's "art"

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It hurts my soul that this is considered art.
It's basically Sonichu tier. Too bad Chris didn't know a bunch of rich art hipsters to grift like Carroll did.

This thread is proof enough that aristocracy is still real, and they look out for each other. The entire "art", publishing, and entertainment industry is one big sinecure for the worthless adult children of aristocrats.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

It’s an eternally stupid idea for a movie — but I want to meet the retarded executives in charge of the Polly Pocket movie who pooled together to decide Lena Dunham was the best person to write and direct it.

I can’t imagine an Asian, Latina, Black etc. woman in Hollywood given so many chances after failing repeatedly and acting like a total clown.

That was completely out of context for me, I thought I had skipped a few posts so I googled and wtf?

Lena Dunham to direct live-action movie based on Polly Pocket toy​

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Dunham, the creator, director and star behind the edgy HBO hit "Girls" and low-budget independent film "Tiny Furniture," is going in a slightly different direction this time in bringing the children's toy to life. "Emily In Paris" star Lily Collins is set to star and produce.​

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Now, we have questions!​

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Why Dunham? (note: yes. why???)​

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Well, turns out the writer/director/actor, 35, was firing up her imagination for her showbiz future by playing with the dolls and the sets they came with that she did as a child.​

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"Polly Pocket was responsible for countless hours of childhood escapism for me — Polly gave me a tiny world of magic and autonomy to narrate, so it's pretty poetic to be tackling these same ideas now as a director collaborating with the brilliant Lily Collins, Robbie Brenner, Mattel and MGM," she said in a statement.​

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"I'm so thrilled to bring to bear both my love of this historic property and also my deep-seated belief that young women need smart, playful films that speak to them without condescension," Dunham added.​

whole article is here (I only posted the Dunhan-related parts).

Her reaction is, of course, her old self-deprecation trick:

"hahaha, if I say first I'm ugly and she's pretty, nobody will mention it!"

This is her most recent tweet:

...and the funny thing is that the article in question,

is a weight loss add.

Back on instagram, she wrote about Britney of course, and of course, made it about HER experience.

Spoiler: spoiler for size

Kinda OT, but I hate people are trying to make a feminist case of Britney's tragedy, specially whores like Lena. This isn't about "white men", it's about Hollywood and entertainment industry, the one Lena IS part of and even became an enabler when a friend of hers was accused of sexual harassment and she defended him. Britney was abused by her parents, allowed to be around older men because (her mother said), having sex with an older man would make her popular. Britney is a victim of his system, but Lena and her family are the enablers of it. STFU, cow.

 

[Umaibae]

The Britney thing IS a feminist issue mainly because she was stripped of her reproductive rights — but having a uterus is nothing Lena knows about anyway these days.