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Celebrity Lena DunhamChild Molester

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Jan 5, 2017.

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  1. It's not really empowering when a famous ugly person gets these photo shoots and modeling jobs. Nobody is having a woman who looks like Lena Dunham model for them because they want her look to promote their brand, it's because they want the publicity their name will bring. It doesn't signal any societal shift if people pay attention to it; they haven't decided Pasty Grimace is the new hot look all of the sudden, and the everyday heffalump isn't in for a rude awakening if they think they will get the same positive reaction.
     
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  2. I'm thinking Arby's horsey sauce and wet, rotten lettuce.
     
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  3. No, to all of that.

    And I hate how everything is "important" now. I am tired of being told by hyperbolic try-hard "woke" journalists what is or is not important. Lena Dunham in lingerie is not important. Not for any reason. And dumb stuff like this is why modern feminism is not taken seriously. We went from "treat us fairly" to "tell us how hot we are no matter what we look like." No. I am not going to bend over backwards to make fat spoiled white girls feel better about themselves. Your lives are not hard. Shut the fuck up.
     
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  5. "Misogynists watch out"
     
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  6. What's the point of being fat if you don't have bomb-ass big tittays.

    KYS Lena Dunham.
     
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  7. Misogynists beware, chicks who look like a split hefty-bag of mashed potatoes & have chronic illness are coming for you. With thinkpieces.
     
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  8. Looks like the photo from one of those articles titled like "Lena Dunham working out is all of us," or "Lena Dunham working out is everything," whatever that means.

    The word "fierce" would appear in the article at least once.
     
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  9. That haircut is so unflattering. The way she goes out of her way to be ugly just screams insecurity.
     
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  10. The only thing flattering on Lena would be a burka.
     
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  11. "Lena Dunham Makes A Beautiful Bridesmaid"

    Bullshit; greasy hair, oily skin, poor posture, no makeup, veal-like physique, VPL from her thong cutting into her side-fat, nails probably looked like shit. 8 of the other 9 bridesmaids are gorgeous, and the 9th is putting in the effort. I'm sure they were all pissed to have Lena in the pictures with them.
     
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  12. She looks like she's in her late forties in those pictures- while only being in her thirties.
     
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  13. When those bridesmaid pictures were taken she had just turned 28 the month before.
     
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  14. That makes it even worse.

    Tbh it goes to show what happens when you don't take care of yourself. I'll be willing to bet that she lives a sedantry lifestyle and probably eats a shitload of processed food.
     
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  15. Why is she trying so hard in that candid walking photo? Just walk, ffs.
     
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  16. i thought the point of bridesmaids were to make the bride look better

    good job, lena.
     
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  17. A bride would have to be Slaton sister-tier monstous to not look better when compared to Lena.

    In other news I hear her shitty show is finally ending this year, thank fuck. Hopefully she'll slowly fall into obscurity afterwards, though probably not without periodically doing gross shit for attention.
     
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  18. That show is literally all she has. That and guest spots on flagging shows like The Simpsons where she manages to make an already-sinking ship plunge even lower. Between Tiny Furniture and Girls she's done practically nothing of note and there's only so many times she can keep retelling the story of her privileged, hipster bullshit life.
     
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  19. I'd never even heard of Girls when I was first exposed to Lena Dunham (don't watch a lot of TV, don't really care). The first thing I saw about her was the story about her diddling her sister. Then came the "abortion" comment not too long ago. And I guess she's friends with a bunch of other famous people? Taylor Swift seems to like her a bit.

    I'm interested to see how she'll try to stay in the public eye after her show ends.
     
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