Leo Laporte - Head twat at TWiT, serial sexual harasser

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Meet Leo Laporte, a real stand up guy.

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Formerly of the cult-classic The Screen Savers on TechTV, Leo Laporte is a long time radio show host of The Tech Guy broadcast on KFI 640 AM in Los Angeles and syndicated by Premiere Networks and is the host of the now-flailing TWiT Podcast network. He attempts to sell a family-friendly persona making "Leo" to be a father-figure character, but if you've been around him at all you know he's a pretty big pervert.

Not that there's anything wrong with liking sex, it's just, well, Leo has a hard time keeping his dick in his pants. Literally. He has a really hard time separating his personal life from his work life and will, more often than you think, "accidentally" show off his penis on air.

Many of the images here are credit to Total Drama an extremely autistic website dedicated to tracking things such as Leo Laporte's dick.

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This isn't just a one time occurrence. Leo has a long history of showing off his midget dick. In a reddit AMA he asked if someone would like to see him stream in his underwear

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That's not all, though. In addition to showing off his midget missile he apparently likes showing off his mistresses (now his wife's) vagina on his Apple watch. While the whole name isn't visible, you can clearly see the name "Lisa K"

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If you want to see the whole video check out the post

Who is Lisa K, you ask? That's none other than Lisa Kentzall, CEO of TWiT.tv. Leo loves him some Lisa.


This is a list of either Google voice searches or dictations from Leo.

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So, why is Leo a cow? Well, outside of showing off his personal sex life way too often on air, Leo & co. have been having some financial troubles recently, and most of them stem from shitty business planning.

TWiT was originally recorded in the cottage home of Laporte, where he would normally do The Tech Guy, but after growing Leo decided that he would do a Kickstarter-like campaign (except not on Kickstarter) and use viewer money to buy a building they could produce TWiT and their various other shows out of.

Only they never bought anything. They leased a $1.2 million building for 4 years. But, in the grand tradition of every shitty Kickstarter reward, if you paid for TWiT to have a new studio you got your name on a brick that they would install in the new studio - and the more you paid the bigger the brick!

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Only they're no longer around. Because TWiT had to move. Leo never said outright that the lease was too expensive, but let's be honest: that shit was too expensive for a shitty podcast.

After 4 years TWiT had to move. This time to the Eastside Studios, a smaller, more economical location with a 10 year lease - which Leo has expressed his unhappiness with multiple times on air.

To help pay for all of this Leo's doing boner pill ads now.

This is clearly a financial downturn, which has lead to a remarkable cash grab: TWiT.tv is Suing Twitter for Breach of Contract and Trademark Violation almost 10 years after Twitter started.

I'd love to get @AnOminous' opinion on the TWiT trademark case, considering that literally nobody knows what the fuck TWiT.tv is and Twitter has co-existed with TWiT for almost 10 years. Also, this gem from the filed lawsuit:

Laporte and TWiT continued forward with the use of the TWIT mark and did not take steps otherwise to protect its rights

That's Leo Laporte, Mr. Midget Missile himself.
 

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I'd love to get @AnOminous' opinion on the TWiT trademark case, considering that literally nobody knows what the fuck TWiT.tv is and Twitter has co-existed with TWiT for almost 10 years. Also, this gem from the filed lawsuit:

The marks are clearly distinguishable, nobody is going to mistake some dick pic pervert for actually being Twitter, although if there's anyone who has a lawsuit here, it's Twitter themselves and they should probably just countersue him and take his miserable mark from him and then rape him and murder him in prison.
 

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Would the TWiT v. Twitter copyright lawsuit be worthy of a thread here? I think both parties qualify as lolcows:

- Twitter is.. Twitter.

- TWiT's founder Leo Laporte is someone who should've had a lolcow thread already. Just this year he managed to reveal his porn on stream (Jan '17), and ask a female if she wants a Dirty Sanchez on stream (Oct '17). Not to mention him bringing on our 3-thread favorite, Brianna Wu.

The link below has at least 10 more embarrassing stories from this past year alone lol.

https://totaldrama.net/2017/11/twit-solicits-best-of-2017-clips/
This is a snippet of the show Brianna was on this week, and you can see how much Bri knows about computer chips:

Interestingly enough, TWiT and its founder can be quite hilarious even without Wu being there, there's an A-Logging community that is dedicated to "expose" Leo Laporte, who is quite the lolcow IMO.

Just this past year, he managed to reveal his porn on stream (Jan '17), and ask a female if she wants a Dirty Sanchez on stream (Oct '17). He is basically the DSP of tech personalities.

The link below has at least 10 more embarrassing stories from this past year alone lol.

https://totaldrama.net/2017/11/twit-solicits-best-of-2017-clips/

@LordKaT, you actually beat me to making this thread, If I had to make a suggestion, it would be to rework the OP to become a community watch thread including the totality of the TWiTsphere, because that is just a strange, strange world, you see, Leo Laporte is basically the DSP of the tech reporting world, his fuck ups on stream are plentiful, and he has a large group of seriously autistic A-Logs hellbent on watching and speeding up his downfall, just see the below websites, especially the latter five, I honestly don't think DSP has had people making webdomains filled with this much venomous hatred:
Also, our favorite (Congress)woman in tech is a somewhat frequent guest on his podcasts.

One more thing, apparently even Leo's audience in the chatroom was upset over the dick pill ads, see the below chatlog courtesy of TotalDrama.net (emphasis is lifted directly from source):

<AlexC> Youthening or Euthening?
<Valvey> guy fieri
<Synapse> Good Grief
<patterson> Dr Brown's Amazing Tonic.
<SloMo> One of the well-used chemo-hats
<cr1> well, we've jumped the shark
<patterson> You need to have the argument again
<gardner> I dont think this ad has anything to do with tech...
<I_Am_Special> this a spam sponsor?
<AlexC> ... I can't believe they wen to ED ads before patreon

<int3> take the blue pill :biggrin:
<oyvey> you have to be kidding me.... the MacBreakWeekly audience is a target audience for this product??
<cr1> Preparation H coming up
<patterson> Same thing with Men's beauty products or a Manpurse. just say no
<gardner> put this ad on ham nation
<oyvey> LOL
<+Burke> gardner it pays our bills
<AlexC> When are the Adam and Eve ads?
<C64Fan> Roman will turn your Mac mini into a Mac Pro
<ReverbMike> wow... MBW has taken a turn
<Synapse> I'm not just owner i'm also a patient.
<oyvey> this is proof that advertising is a crock
<gardner> burke, the ad is poorly targeted, which helps no one
<Web1335> Leo's sold out
<Woody> fantasy sports ads are easier money
<alexhoward> Huh. This I wouldn’t have expeted.
<Hetchins52> Got it! "Roman" is a Monty Python reference: Biggus Dickus!
<SloMo> Web1335: unnecessary comment
<TerryK> New advertiser, a good fit for Security Now
<toedsloth> delivered by grubhub?
<oyvey> no... it's a joke
*** beatmaster kicked Web1335 (Your behavior is not conducive to the desired environment.)
<I_Am_Special> i liik at spam emails for viagra
<ReverbMike> is there a version for the ladies?
<SloMo> I like paying my bills ... wish i could pay a bill for the new sony a7iii
<iPad_06580> Siri Reorder Roman
<uptown> Roman hands ... rushing fingers ...
* Loquacious1 thinks 'no comment'
<AlexC> What, no personal testimonials/?
<cr1> important issue: heart disease, prostate cancer, arthritis. ED? not so much
<patterson> it's a desing issue
<ReverbMike> lol Loquacious1
<Loquacious1> lol AlexC
<@beatmaster> roman could prevent those accidents Leo :p
<ReverbMike> Roman disclaimer; side effects may include death
<extremus> ED not important? Did Padre say that?
 
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@LordKaT, you actually beat me to making this thread, If I had to make a suggestion, it would be to rework the OP to become a community watch thread including the totality of the TWiTsphere, because that is just a strange, strange world, you see, Leo Laporte is basically the DSP of the tech reporting world, his fuck ups on stream are plentiful, and he has a large group of seriously autistic A-Logs hellbent on watching and speeding up his downfall, just see the below websites, especially the latter five, I honestly don't think DSP has had people making webdomains filled with this much venomous hatred:
Also, our favorite (Congress)woman in tech is a somewhat frequent guest on his podcasts.

One more thing, apparently even Leo's audience in the chatroom was upset over the dick pill ads, see the below chatlog courtesy of TotalDrama.net (emphasis is lifted directly from source):

do you want to re-make this thread? I'd be happy to delete my op, or edit in your content.
 

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Huh. I know Laporte as a guy who hid Adrian Lamo while Lamo was briefly on the run from the law.

And now Lamo is dead. Wonder if we'll hear anything from Leo about it.
 

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Huh. I know Laporte as a guy who hid Adrian Lamo while Lamo was briefly on the run from the law.

And now Lamo is dead. Wonder if we'll hear anything from Leo about it.
I think one of those two is the clip you're thinking of:
 

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Yeah, when that top clip was recorded, Laporte had actually been the one to arrange safe accommodations for Adrian. Leo liked hanging around famous hacker types like Mitnick et al, and viewed himself as heroic akin to keeping Jewish people safe during the holocaust for housing Lamo for a little while.
 

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