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Leslie Jones

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Jul 18, 2016.

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  1. Not living under bridges?

    Seriously, what does that even mean?
     
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  2. I thought Leslie Jones' bit on "real life trolls" was pretty funny, to be honest. And I'm not even someone who usually laughs at her guest bits on Weekend Update.

    Maybe she didn't write it?
     
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  3. See when Will Smith's kid says crazy random shit like that the internet wants him dragged behind a pickup truck and hung from the nearest tree, this psychotic gorilla says it and she's "inspiring".
     
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  4. Two words: Lena Dunham.
     
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  5. I got a rebuttal to Jones: "Real actresses aren't crying about trolls; they're getting actual roles."
     
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  6. The SNL curse (is it a curse? I don't know but it seems like it) where if an SNL cast member is in a big debut picture and it flops, that's pretty much it for their career. She's just the next Chris Kattan.
     
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  7. Actually the SNL Curse means that you fucking die shortly after leaving the show.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Live_cast_members#.22SNL_Curse.22

    So it's probably more like she's the next Chris Farley except not funny or interesting.
     
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  8. I think the first one is more likely and a better definition of the SNL curse.
     
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  9. Yeah, only a fraction of the cast members outside of the first season ever found any real success in movies. Jimmy Fallon was one of the funniest people in years, and the only movie of his I can remember is that taxi movie with Queen Latifah. A few of his cast mates had some success on TV, but that was mostly limited to 30 Rock.
     
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  10. Who knew the actors from a moldy old skit show that relies on boring, phoned-in topical humor have a hard time finding work after they leave?
     
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  11. ... What the fuck does that even mean
     
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  12. It roughly translates to "BIX NOOD."
     
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  13. That's giving her too much credit she's not that eloquent
     
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  14. Eh, Will Ferrell, Tina Fey, Amy Pohler, Eddie Murphy, and Mike Meyers have all had pretty good movie careers and they were all on later seasons.

    Dis bitch won't, though.
     
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  15. All of this wouldn't have happened if she decided to not feed the trolls.
     
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  16. Honestly you could say that about any lolcow
     
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  17. Ok I've never watched Mr. robot but I honestly thought the mr. robot sketch was really funny.
     
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  18. ^ I like how one of the punchlines on that Mr. Robot sketch was that the only reason those nudes leaked were because she foolishly put them on her own insecure website server.

    If she can laugh at herself about that, I can respect her on some level.
     
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  19. It's not obligatory to stay a lolcow forever, even if it is common.
     
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