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Celebrity Leslie Jones

Discussion in 'Beauty Parlour' started by CatParty, Jul 18, 2016.

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  1. It's amazing how these look like the tweets of any random jobless tumblrina living in her childhood bedroom and making her daddy pay for everything while she talks about how men have never contributed anything to society.

    Should be fun when her movie money runs out and she gets progressively more desperate and starts REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing even harder over every little thing.
     
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  2. why the fuck haven' t her PR people taken away her twitter account?
     
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  3. As a black actress she's immune from any kind of negative attention. This should be pretty well-established by this point. Twitter and Facebook are on her side.
     
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  4. I miss talented blacks in Snl like Tim Meadows and Maya Rudolph . Leslie can only play herself. If I want to see a masculine, angry obese black woman I can just go to Walmart.
    Lena Dunham is basically a potato with tattoos.
     
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  5. How dare you!

    ...Potatoes are useful.
     
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  6. Pretty sure they're long gone.
     
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  7. You can always tell who doesn't have access to the Phil forum.
     
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  8. Her real fans and followers are just as stupid.
     
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  9. I forgot who it was, but somewhere down the thread, someone called Leslie "Hollywoods designated diversity actress" or something and I can't help but marvel at how true that seems.

    I've dug up a couple videos of SNL sketches with Leslie and they all suck. It's literally just her being an obnoxious loud black stereotype.

    Cause she's super brave and dared return into the maw of danger.
    And I'm not even kidding, that's how it was treated back when her impotent chimping hit 88mph and shit went crazy, she dropped Twitter, whined on a couple talkshows, started shitposting on Twitter yet again, and this was somehow treated as if that she-boon had single handedly just secured the bridgehead at Omaha beach.
     
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  10. She really is remarkably un-funny. Compare her to someone like Debra Wilson (I know, she's from MAD TV and not SNL but the comparison still stands) and it's night and day.

     
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  11. I'm so tired of the media babying her. Like when nbc sent her to the Olympics because they liked her illerate tweets. That burned my beans.
     
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  12. That's because gorillas can't read.
     
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  13. If you put enough Harambes in a room with enough typewriters, eventually they'll write Shakespeare.
     
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  14. I think anyone working on her PR team offed themselves awhile ago
     
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  15. She is the epitome of blackface - if a white person tried to do what she does, they'd be labeled racist. She's praised (and thinks highly of herself) for this shtick:
     
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  16. That is wack
     
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  17. At least she exercises, unlike half the Beauty Parlour thread topics.
    new level.PNG
     
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