LET'S DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS | VLOGMAS DAY 7 2019 - 07/12/2019

[Hamberlard Raid]

RECAP IN PROGRESS...

• we made a whole week you guissse, have you been liking it?
• she realizes that every other YouTuber is just as mundane as her and lives the exact same life
• OOTD: looking like Neapolitan ice cream
• our gorl is feeleen glamour

• eareens from Wommart
• our gorl is extra sick today, yesterday she went live on IG
• she apologizes for being such a cunt to Michael Be Petty, "I have no room to say that, I was having a bitter moment"
• "she was reacting to the reaction channels" VICTIMLYNN IN FULL SWING
• she should not go live because she was "put in an anxiety situation and I have no filter"
• the reaction channels make her want to do better
• she does not want to judge someone for their weight
• "people with weight problems should band together and not tear each other down (maybe tear each other up?)
• she is making a weird burrito bowl with potato as the base?
• she adds weird ground chicken that looks like dog turds
• she was about to use rancid cheese, calls Necky out for using it
• tops it off with raw onion, jalapeno, and hot sauce
• the recipe is "explanatory"
• she wants to make "hate comment" merch
• our gorl is swolleen today
• she wants to try a subscriber's recipe because it would be fun and she does not follow recipes
• more footage of her hangeen up her dresses and cleaning up the table
• we are delighted with more footage of her swollen mitts
• Becky is slowly morphing into Destiny and it is fucking creepy
• Becky strung lights and garland along the border of the living room entrance
• the living room looks like it was decorated by blind, autistic girl scouts
• COMMENT OF THE DAY Y'ALL
  • asspatter whiteknighting her about how she looks like she is gaining but she is actually loosseeen
  • *jump cut* cut to a comment worshiping her, how she loves her food, and how the hambeast is such a huge inspiration to her
  • what is your instagram
  • "you can buy the weight watcher badge on ebay"
  • you look like you actually gained weight, weigh in who
  • how can you log your weight if you do not weigh in? actuallee, haydurr I do weigh myself every day

Overall, garbage content. Read the recaps and skip, watching is not worth your time!
Also,

 

[ADHD]

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[Twinkie]

that sweater really accentuates her broken bra.

 

[FrownyFace]

To hell with even watching the video. The close up screen cap in original post with the drawn on eyebrows is all you need to see! My day has been made.

 

[GeorgiaGuidestones]

She had to keep adding water to the potatoes. She could have crisped those potatoes to add more flavor to her taco bowl but not our gorl. Oh no, she’s the boiling kween!


Also, where are these tards coming from?
I hope this person is trolling.

 

[Spl00gies]

Found the perfect decorations for a dainty gorl.

They're ordamints

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Norma's Crafy Creations

That Amber BOUGHT from her

 

[sperginity]

she just straight up huffs cheese from the bag, huh?

 

[Punkinsplice]

Her face is so much fatter at every angle that I just cannot believe her weight loss claims. Is there some reason why she might honestly be losing while looking more bloated? Her body looks the same, imo. Its the face that does me in. It has never looked rounder!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Do they have the tv on 24/7 in that house or something? Damn.

 

[PiggyPie]

Becky looks like she is fucking melting. She must be sick af.

 

[MissyMissy]

I always forget how big she is until i get that juicy side profile

 

[Vladimir Fupatin]

Tbh, throughout the entire vlogmas, she's acted so depressed. In her voice, she sounds so done with life. The fuck happeneded?
Are we finally at the end of the Al Saga?

 

[C3PBRO]

So Becky's "cute" "creation" that she's been "excited" to set up for weeks is a single string of tinsel and a single string of lights barely entwined and hung carelessly from the ceiling. If she wasn't high all the time I'd think this was done by a legit tard.

 

[Thumb Butler]

To hell with even watching the video. The close up screen cap in original post with the drawn on eyebrows is all you need to see! My day has been made.

Love the Amy Slaton (tribute?) look.

 

[Coucouyou]

She wants to do like Eric and cook a fan recipe.... didn't she ask for recipes months back to do just that!?!?!

How come people remember what she says more than she does herself?!?!?

 

[Neko GF]

Chef AmberLyn's latest atrocity:

Spoiler: Gross

"I don't follow recipes". No shit. If she did, the odds are that the food she makes wouldn't look like actual vomit.

 

[Tammy Slaton's Male Aide]

Oh God, she pinned this comment:

Nah, she's still a cunt.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Good god she looks a bit like Hillary Clinton from this angle

 

[CindyChafe]

They really are trying to maximize the opportunity for the house to catch fire with those candles and decorations.