Let’s Establish A Country In Antartica - Legitimately

[Gorgar]

Alright boys, there’s a huge amount of land in Anatartica that hasn’t been claimed yet called Mary Byrd Land. We should establish our own country down there, what sort of stuff should we implement when we get there?
What should our culture be?
What should our language be?

 

[Marco Fucko]

Fuck you nigger that shit's cold

 

[Chive Turkey]

Great idea. You go first and set up base, and we'll be right behind you.

 

[JULAY]

Why not just get a shitload of weapons and invade SeaLand?

 

[Pissmaster]

Why don't we just go take over some random country in Africa and build a gigantic shrine to @Shiversblood and Trent instead?

It's Africa, it wouldn't be hard

 

[Stoneheart]

Im out! dont wanna deal with secret base nazis..

 

[MidUSA]

You'd have to fight the nazis for that land though, so you better be packing some serious heat.

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[Damn Near]

Let's not

 

[Shiversblood]

They should make marijuana, cocaine, shrooms, lsd, acid, meth, and all drugs legal. Drugs being illegal has proven to be way more harmful to peoples lives than actually doing the drugs ever could be. If you get arrested for drugs, you can no longer get a Job, own a house, or simply do anything. Drugs being illegal ruins lives.

The anus of a man named Trent!

 

[I Love Beef]

The national anthem must be composed by GWAR.

Also, we unearth David Brockie's skeleton and put it on reverent display, while a large statue of Oderous Urugus can be a national landmark.

 

[ForgedBlades]

 

[Pixy]

You'll have to do it before the Argentinians decide to claim the entirety of it as part of Argentina.

 

[Gorgar]

Why not just get a shitload of weapons and invade SeaLand?

But dude, how the hell can we get settlers in?

 

[Coolio55]

The national anthem must be composed by LIMP BIZKIT!!!!
(Get death gripz if limp don't wanna do it)

Fuck yeah. Eskimo bob IRL. How're we gonna get internet though? I wanna chill in my cool igloo playing retro games.

Ps: We need watertight containers+scanning devices. I don't want all my doujins to get soggy.

Why don't we just go take over some random country in Africa and build a gigantic shrine to @Shiversblood and Trent instead?

It's Africa, it wouldn't be hard

I'd do africa. I'd be like that one dude from La Mulana chillin in my mud hut playing MSX and tryin' to get hot babes.
How r we gonna get white chicks in africa though? I don't want the crazies who'd willingly go on holiday there for a "cultural experience"

 

[Pissmaster]

How r we gonna get white chicks in africa though? I don't want the crazies who'd willingly go on holiday there for a "cultural experience"

Line the walls with bastions of dakimakuras and smuggle all the white wimmen in through armored cars that are also lined with dakimakuras, so when the Africans try to perform an assault they won't want to shoot the waifus and if they try to steal one then it won't be a big lost because it's just a dakimakura, and that'll probably satisfy them anyway

 

[Gorgar]

Fuck yeah. Eskimo bob IRL. How're we gonna get internet though? I wanna chill in my cool igloo playing retro games.

Ps: We need watertight containers+scanning devices. I don't want all my doujins to get soggy.

Don’t worry we will have internet, a few stations already have internet and if they have internet so can we.

 

[Death Grip]

Fucking cold down there and mind out for the leopard seals. Those things are scary.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS

 

[not william stenchever]

Let's conquer Svalbard instead. It has infrastructure, coal, and locals to enslave and oppress. It's also part of Norway so they will do nothing when we take their rightful clay. We're going to have to look out for Polar Bears and Russian invasion of our new isolated nation state, though.

The key to getting recognized by most UN member states will to be to commit as many human rights abuses per capita as possible. If we're lucky we'll get a seat on the UN Human Rights Council.

 

[B. F. Bugleberry]

Nigga, doing the whole "private colonization" thing is my jam, and doing Antarctica is total shit unless you have constant resupply from USN or nuclear.

Honestly why no Antarctic bases have smallish nuclear plants, I'll never know.

Just do that Bir Tawil hustle. It may just be sand hell, but it's sand hell within 100 miles of the lower Nile. Just get a big tire big lift big tiddy watertruck. Also close enough to the ocean for reasonable international transport.