Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[Penne Dreadful]

I see you didn't notice the note on that page.


This note shows up a lot, because of the amount of pokemon able to learn moves was causing the website pages to not load at all. So in other words.

But if you do check the page for Astolfo

Astolftrap

#2000 Type Abilities Hidden Abilities Mega Ability Gender ratio Catch rate Breeding Hatch time Height Weight Base experience yield Leveling rate EV yield Body style Footprint Pokédex color Base friendship Astolftrap is a Fairy-type Pokemon. 1 Pokédex entry 2 Held items 3 Game locations 4 Base...

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He indeed does not learn it, and this is because heart tends to be a type unless the move is vanilla move retyped to heart, or the pokemon type is heart(Thank god it is not). You wont see too too many of that type moves crop up.

I didn't see it on Astolfo's page either, and that doesn't have the warning, (un)fortunately.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I didn't see it on Astolfo's page either, and that doesn't have the warning, (un)fortunately.

Thankfully he doesn't, and thankfully he also can not learn CBT

Be happy I think the dev for wack stopped reading the LP many many months ago when I went on a hiatus. I wouldn't be surprised if he would add both gangbang and https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/CBT_(move) just because we mention it, and he might find that funny.

 

[EnemyStand]

First Juicebox dies, now Deviant's been kidnapped? I didn't expect a Pokemon Fangame LP to make me feel so many emotions, but then being an emotionally stunted manchild will do that.

 

[Moral Decay]

Tiroar is a surprisngly nice fakemon for this game. I mean, the community sprite helps, but the actual design/concept is good on its own. Too bad the name is so similar to Pyroar, an official Pokemon.

Also, maybe it's karma that Deviant got kidnapped, after kidnapping that child. At least there's a chance those relentless cops will catch up to Rena and free her, though.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Tiroar is a surprisngly nice fakemon for this game. I mean, the community sprite helps, but the actual design/concept is good on its own. Too bad the name is so similar to Pyroar, an official Pokemon.

Also, maybe it's karma that Deviant got kidnapped, after kidnapping that child. At least there's a chance those relentless cops will catch up to Rena and free her, though.

We didn't kidnap anyone. He willingly joined us. Sure I might have named it "child slave" but they are totally okay with it. I swear officer. -Deviant most likely.


We can only hope someone on the discord knows how to fix this.

 

[EnemyStand]

#SaveDeviant2021

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Oh God, are we wack version of Keksandra?

Keksandra is Deviant from the past confirmed!!!!11!!!!!!11!!!!

Fake because we all know we can catch the real rena in the post game.

Be happy I think the dev for wack stopped reading the LP many many months ago

This makes me wonder what would Amethyst think if she read my LP.

Reading the error from your screenshot it seems someone fucked up will adding a new field effect.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Reading the error from your screenshot it seems someone fucked up will adding a new field effect.

I guess It wouldn't be wack if the field effects are also not trying to end us.

EDIT: I FIXED THE PROBLEM MYSELF. HUZZAH

 

[Moral Decay]

I guess It wouldn't be wack if the field effects are also not trying to end us.

Wait, my God, it all makes sense now... Wack is PokéAustralia

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Wait, my God, it all makes sense now... Wack is PokéAustralia

Worse, Pokemon Auschwitz, but even the gas chambers are buggy and will start spraying out confetti rather then deadly gas at random.

 

[EnemyStand]

I guess It wouldn't be wack if the field effects are also not trying to end us.

EDIT: I FIXED THE PROBLEM MYSELF. HUZZAH

My hashtag campaign worked! Suck it, Twitter!

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 37: FeIEstA!

Spoiler: Some people who are lactose intolerant can go to the emergency room.

We wake up in a unknown place. One I totally did not just spend a whole night editing into wack.

: Where the hell am I? Ugh, Why did they need to hit me so hard on the damn head.

: What the hell is that music playing?

:I knew I should have kept Juicebox in a ball, and not just let him wonder around.

We might not be picky, but I think we picked enough trash up in the last episode.

There seem to be a lot of cages here.

Bizarre could describe 90% of wack pokemon at this point.

: Juicebox isn't in here.

Maybe we should save her once we find a way out.

: Why, why are there so many tacos? Better not let Darwin out. Rather not go down in history as the trainer with the first recorded death of a pokemon by over consumption of tacos.

I think we found the reason we are here.

: Where the hell is juicebox you outdated reference to a video mocking 4kid dubs.

Looks like we have to battle our way out of this mess.

Jack going to have to teach em a lesson.

This move raise a random stat by 2 stages.
This time it raised the enemy's evade stat.

They are faster then us, let's slow em down.

That's annoying, they have tacos to restore HP.

:Looks like you really, Let it go.

Let's show this fucker true fear.

: How the hell did you miss? THEY ARE IN A BLOCK OF ICE. THEY CAN'T MOVE. Have you been jobbing this whole time?

: If I answer yes, are you going to box me?

: You tell me.

This time it hits, despite being frozen, she can still much on those tacos. Must be real hot sauce on them.

: Look I won, you wont box me now, right?

: ...

JUICE BOX? We better send in Darwinism, they are buddies after all.

: You just wanted to party didn't you know my little juicebox. Awww how cute.

He seems to be partying a little too hard. Look at that damage.

Look at our little juicebox enjoying himself.

I didn't want to hurt poor little juicebox turn one, so feather dance so we can out speed him next turn.

: This hurts me more then it hurts you, but this is tough love my little juicebox.

Given that look in her eyes, yeah I would be intimidated as well.

So of course fake out for free damage for one turn.

It's not a lot, but it is better then none.

And then we show her why you don't kidnap people you think are cute. Might turn out to not have a taco.

This is Karma's MO by now it's it?

Might as well stop kidding around and bright out our ace.

Pretty sure there is something ironic about me spamming this move vs a kidnapper.

:Wait you think I will just forgive you for knocking me out and kidnapping me?

: I have tacos.

: Aw hell, Let's party.

Have to name her, what she is.

Of course we do get Juice Box back.

Have to make sure our little guys are all healed up for next time.

But I do get the feeling like I am forgetting something.

Oh Well, It likely wasn't that important, all well that ends well.

Spoiler: Behind the scenes on how I got juicebox on the enemy team.

Simply making a copy of the Eldriz pokemon, with only moves juicebox knew, and having it named like him.
Very simple, and nice workaround. It was really fun making the map, and co opting the existing sprite for rena to make it a trainer. I likely wont pull something this silly off again, unless another run ending glitch pops up I have to solve.

And why not repost this video again.

 

[EnemyStand]

It says a lot about Deviant that he calls Rena his best girl. Also she can apparently understand Pokemon speak. Hmm...

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

It says a lot about Deviant that he calls Rena his best girl. Also she can apparently understand Pokemon speak. Hmm...

Tacos will do that to ya.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

yay, for Deviant's triumphant return! so will the cop attacks increase now that Deviant has two kids?

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

yay, for Deviant's triumphant return! so will the cop attacks increase now that Deviant has two kids?

Thankfully no.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 38: Trashy trainers, Trashy bugs.

Spoiler

We have to box the jobber. And take back our lucky egg.

Spoiler: Pointless autism with me thinking too deep again

And in our party comes BestWaifu. You know this does bring up question. Do people/pokemon in balls/box perceive the space they are in, or are they put to sleep? According to the wiki pokemon do perceive the time they spend in a ball, so I guess we can then also assume the same for the box, which seems pretty fucked up given my habit of just boxing a ton of pokemon for long time. Remember those unevo'ed Eevees I still have kicking around. How do you think they have to be feeling knowing they been taken from the wild, just to be stored in a box.


This also brings up the question of, why hasn't any evil teams A: Modify exiting poke balls, or B Make new types of pokemon to kidnap people. Hell while we are at it, why haven't the cops in any region done this to catch wanted criminals who have done worst of the worst crimes? You'll think that by now pokemon anime/games would have at least had this happen before.

The rules for pokeballs have already been broken in both the anime, and a few games. Such as the DarkBall catching pokemon already owned by other people, and how in Pokémon Colosseum, and DX you, and the enemy team have both been stealing pokemon from trainers. Sure with a specialized machine to modify the poke balls , but you think something like that would show up a little more often then what like three times in all?

Plastic piece is a amiibo. This is a rabbit hole I am not going to go down.

With the kid napper now part of the team, she is of course gone from the junkyard, not at all because I deleted the trainer, as them moving in the grass as the game loads the save was causing the crash.

We also run into a wild pokemon we have already seen here before so I didn't screenshot it.

But it did throw a error when doing something.

But errors like this are becoming so common, that we might as well just consider it a pokemon move.

Damn you single use items, I never want to use you because of that.

We also got a few new megas this time.

Spoiler

The more I look at it, the more questions I have, and the more I wont ask because this mega is not worth my headache trying to understand what I am looking at.

So grimer/muk ran over a rock, and we thought it was a good idea to pick it up, and give to our pokemon. Just chalk that up as yet another crime against pokemon kind we have committed.

Spoiler

He swears it's not a phase mom.

Also on the topic of arbok here the pokedex entry.

Given how often indian elephants come up in these vanilla pokedex entries, it's safe to say wack is why they re going extinct.

On my way to get those items, I accidentally trigger this trainer battle.

I'll try sending karma out first for just that bit of EXP.

I was very confused by the name of this move.

But after reading what it does.

It's literally just What green lanterns do in DC. I personally think it could use a "," between the two words.

That community sprite is just. Chef kiss, that is when compared to the Ms paint sprite.

The new face looks, upgrade it from pissed off stone dragon to, psychopathic stone dragon.

She sees Karma as a toy to break.

I have to switch out to a better type match.

Even it shall fear the bestwaifu.

I will show off her stats and move descs when I remember to in a battle or two.
Needless to say she kills it with out breaking stride.

Hah this guy runs this useless piece of trash pokemon?

Karma has a pretty good match up vs it. Should be a piece of

Thankfully fakeout still will hit first.

I switch in defagger. Look at that mega, HE GREW CLOTHES.

We kill it with that, Not even being hit once by it.

The theme for the junkyard seems to be trainers who change sprite when you beat them.

The 100+ more screenshots I have left says otherwise.

I guess I used the trash joke too early.

Just one Garbodor, and best waifu is able to handle it.

: Looks like I just took out the-

This is when I remembered I had to screencap Waifu.

As you can see, I couldn't think of a good name for the map I created for that episode.

Basically crush grip/wringout but for blood type.

Nuzlockers hate it, learn how this one move will never be used by them.

Guess which dark type move being removed first new move we learn.

Also here new pokemon I didn't find till now.

Silly bulbight skree loves that kind of thing.

Shockingly it's another really good resprite, which ever community member doing these ones really knows how to make them look great.
One gripe I do have is it still looks weirdly off. Not sure if it is the shading or what.

This is the only move it uses. It spams it harder then I spam references in this LP.

: Lame I already used that one.

I know some people really want to see this fate hero(Or what ever they called) get blown.

but

this is

Not the kind of being blown they had in mind.

So uh, Is the paper like the brain of the enemy pokemon? Is it throwing brains at skree.

That is pretty fucked up. Even so it does so little damage we heal more each turn then it can do.

Oh look this one gain.

It one punches skree.

Just end up discharging it from life.

This kinky fuck just spams what sounds very sexual. This is the kind of shit those degenerate fate fans want.

We spam the blood slash move because Lash does like no damage to Waifu.

: Know your place.

geg.

This is mandatory place we have to visit.

Spoiler

Looks like what one might think krang if he melted with his robot from the Classic TMNT cartoon. And the Mega looks like that, but doing a poorman's mad max cosplay.

See those three computers next to this. The one at the very end has hidden encounter.

There are three rotoms all hidden in the computers spread around this building.

I laughed when it tried this at low HP.

We are catching this because it has new forms.

I'll let you guys pick a name for this non gender conforming pokemon.

*input joke about 20-21 political/racial topic here*

Oh God not again, last time we fought a trainer with this pokemon we wiped.

And it has left overs.

We get not only a parlyzed off on it.

But a confused as well.

WAIT NO FUCK NO NO NO

YOU SON OF A FUCKING BITCH. Not only do you oneshot karma, you also end up taking yourself out as a giant middle finger. That smug face says it all.

Let's me pretense this one by saying. I did not enjoy this.

It starts off as a bad match typing.

While double edge isn't as bad for rena.

Not that bad because best waifu has no items on her.

But melon here is a tank. Not just any kind of tank. It eats a berry after this turn.

This is the error that comes up when ever Harvest ability actives AND IT ACTIVATED ALMOST EVERY TURN. It was likely just bad luck on my part.

Rena already doesn't do much damage, nor does she take much, but holyshit this guy is just a drain/berry tank.

I switch rena out to use darwin as she does more damage, and even then she almost got two shotted.

Thankfully we wont have to worry about going on a odyssey, or being strangled.

shadow sneak is annoying, but otherwise a easy first pokemon.

This is tiroars evo'ed.

Another one of these pokemon with speedboost.

Head cannon is that this sounds like godzilla's roar.

Any of them work. Pick your favorite.

No matter what this guy does skree tanks it like a champ.

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THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT TWICE IN ONE UPDATE, WITH IN TWO BATTLES. Double edge double faint middle finger meme.
Thank fucking Nuzlock god I am not crazy enough to try to nuzlock this like some other pokemon trainer.

His last pokemon is another new Evo of a pokemon we have seen before.

Drawin didn't stand a chance

Clear body not helping our lost.

Even when not effective it did half of the remaining HP. This battle is over.

Don't we all.

This is the hint for the hidden rotoms.

Spoiler

This has signature ability now found on any other pokemon.

I have no idea if that is good.

Also the dex entry.

: Ahhhh AHhh Ahhh, oh wait the trainer is black.

It gets off one ES before we end it.

Do you think he does dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

I think this mega works for all of Undlouis's Megas so I will just post them all.

Spoiler

Meh just does the vanilla route of GROW SPIKES.

It's having melt down.

Rather then spikes it's tongues, That is slightly better.

Also here is some concept art on the wiki page for the non mega.

I think we saw this one before.

Looks like a ben ten alien.

We need this key. But what could it go too.
And to end the update, here are what rotom can change its form to.

Please tell me if you want to see any of these forms.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

But errors like this are becoming so common, that we might as well just consider it a pokemon move

take that Undertale, your stupid skeleton can attack me on the menu? Well pokémon wack has a pokémon so powerful it crashes the game.

I'll let you guys pick a name for this non gender conforming pokemon.

I know call it Ezra

Oh God not again, last time we fought a trainer with this pokemon we wiped.

This brings back memories of kid me playing Pokémon Colosseum, the final boss leads with a Slaking and that fucker sweeped my whole team.

Ahhhh AHhh Ahhh, oh wait the trainer is black.

Regarding the Rotoms I say pick the Chainsaw one

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

This brings back memories of kid me playing Pokémon Colosseum, the final boss leads with a Slaking and that fucker sweeped my whole team.

Funny thing I found out about slaking when looking research(Looking at the wiki for while) between updates. He has a mega in this game. One that removes that ability that makes him lazy.

No idea where his mega stone is, or if he is a mist stone only mon. But this is his statline which is hidden on the wiki in the New Mega page.

Mega Slaking	Normal	Insomnia	155	160	120	115	100	125	775

So yeah not only does it give him a non crippling ability, but he also gains a fucking stat boost on his already premium stats.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I know you guys love spoilers.

Spoiler

But this raises a question, why would I name a pokemon after a teen titans villain. Especially a pokemon we already have a weird version of.