Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 39: Slashing and Dashing.

Spoiler

Let's start this one off looking at rotom's stats before we give him the chainsaw form.

Now let's see what the chainsaw form does to him.

It gives him fear type. ( In my opinion not as good as ghost, but I am bias as hell for ghosts)

Funny is he just happen to have the nature that best fits this form.

Chainsaw form also teaches him PURE FEAR. In otherwords.

Sadly the trend of vanilla pokemon mentioning Indian elephants is broken now.

We head back to the store house, all the random encounters here are vanilla pokemon, but there is one I want.

We need to snag a Grimer.

Let's weaken it first.

Uh whoops, I guess that moves a little too strong.

No idea if I showed the animation for this move yet before.

anyway a ton of random encounters later and I find another one, and catch it.

It's like Rotom is trying to understand something other then FEAR.

The reason we wanted a vanilla grimer is the trade house here in the first city.

This place also got a redesign from the last time we came here. Each of that cluster fuck of trainers now confined to rooms based on what gen the pokemon they want to trade is from.

If we trade him the Grimer, he will give us a

Outside of wondertrade this is the only other way to normally get this.

Out with the old. in with the

oh God what the fuck did I trade for? Just another creature that looks like existence is pain.

>Serious nature.
Seriously in pain.

Look at these move names. I love them.

So a tank move.

A anti tank move.

And another anti tank move. Sadly no new pokemon dex for this abomination.

@Mary the Goldsmith Thank you for giving a name to our little slasher of a rotom.

I personally name the grimer after a teen titans villain, just because of what his Evo looks like.

I then spend some time fate training because we need around low to mid 40's for the next gym.

Also fuck this fatemon. He knows this move despite him only learning it t 75.

It can hit 2-10 times.
Oh but let me tell you now. I come across a muti hit move far far more bullshit later.

Uh, Plasmus looks at us in his battle sprite, like it is asking us why we want it to suffer.

Showing your back to the enemy is never a good idea, else it might find you are it's type.

On the first turn ezra is out, we must have stricken fear into the enemy, because they miss.

And then Ezra jobs it. Are all the fear types jobbers? Then again I guess that makes sense, how else will the main girl live in the end, if the slasher villain wasn't jobbing.

The sword is mightier then the chainsaw, and this oneshots us.

Is Iskanrider's type aberration's? So far he mounted the two pokemon I have in this party that looks like it would fit into a lovecraft pokemon fangame.

The funny thing is juicebox survives this.

Metronome gives us a rubber beam. So uh, I guess that is inline with some of the weird shit I've seen for fan art of FATE.

Juicebox in the end also learns a new move. I replace confuse ray with it. The odd unseeable power is his love. He just wants to love, and be loved.

Fuck this newer looking fate mon.

One shots us.

and again.

It's one of those moves.

It just full restore spams and beats us.

The next one we seen before, and I beat it easily.

Thanks to exp share Plasmus gets the one level it needed.

I can't be the only one who see this, and thinks of Plasmus from the teen titans cartoon.

: ...

: Don't you even think of saying that monologue again.

Here's the battle sprite. At least now it might only be side eyeing us for not putting it out of the misery it must be in.

That reminds me I didn't get a screencap of it, but FUCK https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/Age_of_Babylon_(move)

If Skree didn't run out of his full bar of HP, it would have hit him more then just 19 times.

Age of babylon is only one is a line of moves that can hit ??? times. If the name seems familiar thats because eons ago juicebox pulled using it once out of metronome. Oh God now that I think of it, he pulled a few fate moves out of Metronome. Is juicebox a weeb?

I don't give her this move despite how strong it seems. (a 120 STAB, and is also the type we have a item to boost the power higher). Mainly because accuracy is only 70%, and last resort acts as our finisher move when we need a High damaging type that isn't flying. Worst comes to worst I can later relearn the move and replace divebomb if you all think our little good girl deserves this move.

I replace electro ball for this, which was a mistake because substitue would be a better thing to get rid of as I never use it.

I trained a bit more on the side but didn't screen cap it as we got no more level up moves.

Let's see if the key unlocks this door.

Time to break in and add another crime to our rap list, you know other then kidnapping.

Anyway, we wont do this area yet. As I want to do the next gym first.

Does this mean we will get two badges? One for both types? Or is this a one badge bot for both types type of deal?

The similarities are that they both garbage in my eyes.

: What is a strategy? I've just been throwing random pokemon out each time.

I kind of hope they all have different teams.

Curse doesn't save it.

Unless you go to the shrine of the sliver monkey, because apprently no one can solve that fucking puzzle.

It was at this point I had a wonderful idea. Let's make like a reborn dev, and give our Ezra perfect IV's (Or what I assume would be perfect for a pokemon who wants speed and SpAttack.

So we force them to dupe on both carbos, and

Calcium, we don't have many of both but let's see what the stat gains are like.

Before.

After.

It's not bad, but I think we need more.

I make a quick stop at zombie city as this building sells the drugs.

I pump our slasher killer with 8 more of each. Did I over do it, or can I pump it with more of these?

Here the stats after about 10-11 of both of those. So about 11-12 to both Sp Atk, and Speed.
Am I doing this wrong? This is my first time doping a pokemon, so I have no idea what I am doing.

We take our juiced up roided pokemon to the right side first. MIGHT MAKES RIGHT.

Isn't that any normal straight white man according to twitter?

His name is literally HYPER OFFENSE, I guess deviant wasn't the only one with parents who would give the child awful names.

Despite our speed boosted by illegal use of drugs it is still way faster then us.

Doesn't stop us one shotting it.

Shouldn't you be in pokemon clover then?

I feel bad for bottle. This isn't a match he can win.

Yeah full power on that Guro and a crit. It stood no chance against a waifu who finds it cute.

: Is this how trainers from the Fochun region talk to each other? I should ask juicebox to say hello to that one trainer with the hat from that region the same way as this guy.

I then backtrack and take the left room. What kind of LP would this be if I am not doing all the trainers I find?

I wonder if he the brother of Hyper Offense.

He got to be seeing he also has the other form of this guy.

This battle went on for a really fucking long time. Let me give you the high lights.

These two moves. over and over and over and over and over untill we both run out of PP for them.
It gets to the point I send out Plasmus.

We got to bust this tank.

Only for it to mend every OTHER TURN.

It gets to the point I use that one move that has a chance to poison it.

To give me a tiny bit of extra damage.
Something I should also mention about this tank of a pokemon.

It also has leftovers, and knows https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/Aqua_Ring_(move)
So it's always healing twice every turn like how skree also heals naturally on top of his leftovers.

It takes a long time of spamming corrode as my last move before it's dies from a mix of both corrode lowering it's SpDef, and it being a Sp damage attack.

Our little cop eater replaces a wave for a punch.

It was at this moment I noticed something about the team I was using.

We ended up as a Isekai protag, with a harem.

If this is the case, which one of the pokemon are the 1000 year old loli, and how much worse does this make us look in the eyes of a cop.

Is every trainer here related in someway?

Christ that level difference, Did I not train enough?

This guy is a bad match up, I guess she not that cold blooded.

Ice cage kills off scoully.

So we just spam corrode. I never look ahead to see what pokemon trainers use, so plasmus was a serendipitous choice this update.

I don't normally show level ups any more, but I couldn't pass on a almost perfect 2+ across the board. Damn HP being 3+ ruined it.

Best waifu has to take out the trash

Getting hit by a paper cut does half of her hp.

She last 2 rounds before kicking it.

We just end up spamming corrode again. What can I say it's a very meta move.

I head back over to the right side for the speed room.

This whole side is pretty much a insult to Darwinism so we are using her to deal with it all.

We start and we already faster, so let's get even faster.

It gets off one bottle toss before we end it the next turn.

Here the evo version of it.

It uses a cheap trick to be faster then us.

But Darwinism isn't happy and gets a crit. Well I think she not happy, she always has the same doofy face, so it's hard to tell.

Shit I already used the I AM SPEED video.

It is only slightly faster then us.

So we speed up, and lower the attack.

This is when I had a delightfully devious idea. So the only move this guy knows is double edge.
So I keep lowering the attack with feather and then healing up.

Then when it's low enough I keep spamming 20hp potions so it ends up doing all its Hp in recoil damage over like 10 turns.

And once again back over to left side for the second room.At least we are not getting CHAZZED

Ahh Yes sweet irony of not taking huricane is hitting me right about now.

It's a ghost type, so this kills it.

Not the worst status it could have given us.

But it does do 33hp a turn. Ouch.

let's oneshot it.

This isn't good.

Okay Darwinism Just need to hit once to kill it, you can do it.

Thats a Rap for our little good girl this match.

Enemy really wants to make Scoully smell less like old blood, and death.
Let's use screech to lower it's def.

Nani?

So because the game is weird about things like reflecting/bouncing moves if any move you use on a enemy is bounced/refected back to you it says your pokemon did it and not the enemies leading to Scoully screeching at her self? Is the head inside her mouth the one screeching in this case?

we get it poisoned and stall after that ending this match.

Then I had a wonderful idea. This will make pure fear hit harder.

One shot one kill no luck all

miss?

That would be super annoying to deal with if

we didn't end up critting them with a pure fear.

Next time we earn out 5th gym badge(maybe).

 

[Moral Decay]

"A man has been cursed in Brigo city!"

Also I'm kinda surprised, these glass and plastic types seem to have pretty good designs. Then again, I unironically like Trubbish, so I guess I just have trash taste.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

"A man has been cursed in Brigo city!"

Also I'm kinda surprised, these glass and plastic types seem to have pretty good designs. Then again, I unironically like Trubbish, so I guess I just have trash taste.

Mind you these designs are the updated Community sprite designs.

If I didn't have the updated sprites we would see stuff like.

and

While not as bad, I think the community sprites goes a long way to making wack more enjoyable.

 

[Moral Decay]

Yeah, the community sprites help a lot (especially shatterate, whose design is ehhh) but

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are just really pleasing designs to me. Especially Recyclat. I just think he's neat.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Yeah, the community sprites help a lot (especially shatterate, whose design is ehhh) but

are just really pleasing designs to me. Especially Recyclat. I just think he's neat.

I was debating with myself if I should have used the community sprites before I even before I started this LP, because some of the Point and laugh type of stuff is just how weird, and awful the MS paint art can look. But I grew fond of the Community sprites so I kept them.

 

[Fictional Character]

I'm disappointed that Wack hasn't changed Skill Link to work with Age of Babylon, but I assume doing that would either crash the game or produce a 100% kill move.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I'm disappointed that Wack hasn't changed Skill Link to work with Age of Babylon, but I assume doing that would either crash the game or produce a 100% kill move.

That would be broken as hell, as age is already a high chance to kill.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

If Skree didn't run out of his full bar of HP, it would have hit him more then just 19 times.

well fuck me, I don't even want to know what is the max number of times this shit can hit.

Here the stats after about 10-11 of both of those. So about 11-12 to both Sp Atk, and Speed.
Am I doing this wrong? This is my first time doping a pokemon, so I have no idea what I am doing.

Ackshully...

Spoiler: Autism

The drugs increase a pokémon's EVs not its IVs, the IVs are "unique" among each pokémon and can't be altered unless you use debug mode or the game has hyper training incorporated. The EV (Effort Values) determine a pokémon's stat growth, each pokémon you defeat grants an EV in some stat, the wiki should tell you what stat they increase, this is the reason some people tell you not to spam rare candies to level up, since this prevents your mon from getting EVs, but you can just pump it with drugs to compensate. Your mon can only have a combined total of 510 EVs, so most autists... I mean competitive trainers have their mons with 252 in their two strognest stats and the 4 on a third stat. Unless you are a late game Reborn boss then your mon will have 252 in every stat.

tl:dr drugs are good.

Christ that level difference, Did I not train enough?

This is DBZ in a nutshell.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

well fuck me, I don't even want to know what is the max number of times this shit can hit.

It has a ??? max amount.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 40:Bipolar Express.

Spoiler

(Side note, I got a new computer and Had to redownload wack, I did keep my save file so don't worry about that. I will point out the Intro with the song "Don't stop me now" is now missing.")

Last time we left our gender curious trainer, we were getting ready for our fifth gym battle. What horrors await us today as we find out what gimmick we have to face next.

: Hold it, hold it. You are way too nice.

: As should all trainers.

: The only ones who tend to be, are looking to be my rivals. Please don't tell me you are aiming for that as well.

Literal Trash fashion. To be fair all fashion is trash IMO.

: Okay you are just making up personality traits now. Squishy is not a personality, I should know, I have so far been devoid of one almost the entire journey here.

:And there the gimmick. Why can't there be more normal trainers like Anne.

: It's because I am bipolar, well according to the Wikipedia article I skimmed when thinking of a gimmick.

: Wikipedia?

: You know The free online encyclopedia.

: That anyone can edit. Full of such wonderful pages such as, pokedex entries about how Alakazam never forgets anything ever, and its brain will keep growing until it dies. Or how lampents will hang around hospitals to feed on souls. You can safely trust these are all one hundred percent fact checked, and not made up, and edited by me., for my own amusement.

​

: Did that Pokemon just talk?

: Look It's best to ignore him, and all the other pokemon that seem to talk around me. I don't quite understand it myself.

Spoiler: Side Mention here about Vanilla art

Duette I think is so far the best redesign for the community sprites
here what her Vanilla looks like.

Basically a teenager with a really shitty Halloween costume.

First up is the evolved form of brigo. Which looks like what one might expect a lego/ghost version of The Thing to look like.

It VVGS's us.

So let's use our power move.

Which turns into a power dud because I forgot ghosts can't be damaged by fear.

So we might as well just spam the ghost move.

Hot Dog.

Not Hot dog.

Annoying but workable.

1 HP IT HAS 1 HP.

What a horrible night to have a curse.

She has 4 hypers, and 1 full heal. This is far more manageable then Fate trainers.

Our good little girl bombs the fuck our of this bootleg creepypasta.

This is a match up we know well.

Guro is a stupidly strong move when used on a full HP enemy.

I don't want to imagine how Guro would look in a real pokemon battle.

I first read that as Africa Slam. And Thought it was slamming our best Waifu with all of Africa.

Two can play the potion using game.

A few rounds later and we kick it's ass.

You know what, let's bring out Scoully.

: That's Cute, you put a fake little head in it's mouth, Ever thought of dressing it up in my garbage?

: You know that head is real. That one is her favorite head. Lost track how many I fed her at this point. Think I could borrow some of your clothes as a garbage bags?

: HaHaHa What a story. You have quite a imagination, YOU BITCH.

No idea what move this was

But it hits hard.

And then I accidentally pres f12 taking a screenshot of scoully being downed.

Round 2 I guess.

:And there the gimmick. Why can't there be more normal trainers like Anne.

:It's because I am bipolar, well according to the Wiki- Woah Deja Vu. Weird how I have been feeling that a lot lately.

: Don't worry about it, probably nothing.

This time Darwinism is out first and deals with Hyper Realistic Bloody Lego.exe

I abuse how SP not being resisted, and some potions to deal with bottle.

Next up is this chump of a fuck. Looks like a rejected digimon boss monster. Oh I am so scared, what is it gonna do, DNA-Digievolve at us?

It in fact does do that.

It doesn't do much damage.

And the move we use paralyzed it.

After some Hyper potion tradeing where we both aimlessly whittle each others pokemon down.

If the Ai was smart it would spam this move, but it's not.

In the end we kick it's ass.

Last up is another repeat pokemon we have seen before.

This causes a error to show up every turn. The usual Error you have seen a million times in this LP.

They used lens flash, and one shots ezra. Didn't know this was suddenly Dead By daylight, and we didn't take the lightborn perk.

In the end we easily handle it because we are the main character, and nothing we do is ever wrong.
Expect for when ever we lose, but we can sweep those under the rug.

And for some reason the pokemon's sprite doesn't go away.

:You bet I did, now give me that badge so I can go repeat this endless cycle gym battles.

I have to wonder, Does the gym leaders give everyone who wins these TM's? Do they buy the Tm's themself or are supplied them?
Do gyms just have a storage room for all the TM's they give away to winners?

:You know you dropped the whole Bipolar thing pretty quick. Quicker then that Cosplaying nazi dropped the accent.

: Fine, Fine I'll leave.

: Should Have gone to Reborn City, I hear they lock up nutjobs like this.

The teleporter out of that room, sends us to the door out.

Look at it, it is a heart. All we need now is a Brain, and Courage, and deviant might become a real human.

Next time i think we should check out more side stuff.

 

[Moral Decay]

You didn't reset the game, you just had to challenge her at both polarities

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

You didn't reset the game, you just had to challenge her at both polarities

Deviant is a magnet for nut jobs after all. Makes sense even the world is trying to make us experience it all.

 

[EnemyStand]

Deviant is a sweet summer child. He...she...whatever would be one of the first ones locked up. Or else anhero for no real reason so Shade could get more friends.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

HaHaHa What a story. You have quite a imagination, YOU BITCH.

Do gyms just have a storage room for all the TM's they give away to winners?

Maybe they are supplied with them like the badges?

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Maybe they are supplied with them like the badges?

begs the question do they pick what TMs they get to hand out, or does upper management decide it for them based on location and type of gym.

Deviant is a sweet summer child. He...she...whatever would be one of the first ones locked up. Or else anhero for no real reason so Shade could get more friends.

That or unleash invasion wack species into the reborn ecosystem, not that would fuck it up any more then the main villains are.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

begs the question do they pick what TMs they get to hand out, or does upper management decide it for them based on location and type of gym.

Maybe a bit of both since the TMs they give are supposed to be their signature moves

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Bit of a spoiler, no ETA on next update. But I will spoil that we are doing another gym already.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 41(Part 1): A favor.

Spoiler

Going to start off by training both coal and foxxy. I think it's finally time I show off the megas for these two.

Foxxy becomes every DnD wizard when we replace firebrush with fireball. She can now solve every problem the DM throws at us.

Time to make like a yokai watch yoaki and evo.

What is even up with Delphox's cry?

Spooked me a little, I wasn't expecting to be yelled at by a pokemon.

It also learns Mystical Fire. Also weird note, maybe it was because, every time I took screenshots I was very sleepy, but I've never noticed it telling me in a battle that the enemy SP. atk was lowered.

This move replaces fire Spin.

It hurts me to remove wheelchair, but I think foxxy has out grown it.

Look at that sweet mega. Did it just grow clothes, and a snazzy hat? Neat.

Arceus in a hand basket, it grew a full on wizard robe.

Before

After.

Sadly not every new mega/old mega has a page on the wiki so I have no idea what the new stat total is.

I do know it's 634 or more.

Also , that a huge improvement in ability. Turning a situational 50% increase to a always active one. Our little crippled fox, has turned into a mix maxing munchkin.

Let's celebrate this occasion by buying performance enhancing drugs and doping.

As per how her stats are layed out. SP attack, and speed.

Before

After. We are not done, I am going to grind some EV's for SP.atk and speed now.

The pokemon I want to grind on, and thankfully here in the junkyard.

Tiroars for speed.

And this chucklefuck for SP.attack.

And while grinding.

I don't think we saw this pokemon yet, I like the design as silly as that sounds. It has a stalker staring at you across the room vibe.

The original looks like a pissed off box.

Please Note, The boxo I caught held nothing. Even then according to the wiki it can only be found holding Iron Balls, and nuggets.

Coal burners time to turn into Nintendo's real mascot.

I like DB more then MC. So that's what I replace.

While training the EV I also come across this.

While it is not a shiny(Despite shinnies just being alt colored pokemon) This is the rarer second color version.
We are catching it, not because I want one. This is just because it's rare.

Ahh yes. 11'06 For anyone that wants a comparison for how tall this is.

It's the same size as both arbok, AND GROUDON.

And for a comparison that date this LP once again. Big titty Vampire Milf from RE8 is shorter at 9'6.

In other words this fucker is almost as tall as a one story house.

We are going to need names for our two new pokemon who will be box filler.

Thank you both @EnemyStand and @Penne Dreadful .

I think the best way to head canon pokemon nicknames is just saying juicebox lost twitter bets, and asks to have pokemon named certain ways.

Paralysis? The fuck kind of wires is it using?

I have to assume fling has gotten a major upgrade given the literal fuck ton of new items added.

Ahh Yes a tank. With a tank nature.

All we need is a paper version of milk drink and we could become a paper version of Whitney.

Begs the question would we also lose the paper typing? You can't claim you are paper type and also say. "100% plastic".

Childhood trauma the move.

I assume it is a pun BOTTLE ROCKETS. But image of this digimon reject throwing bottles really hard at the enemy is amusing.

For some reason there is a town right next to the other town. We talking the next screen over close.

We are here for a few reasons, one is to skip all the battles, and collect the items on the ground.

This is one of the new weather types. https://pokemonwack.fandom.com/wiki/Midnight_(move)

Spoiler: Mega don

Poor donphan has seen better days. Never grew out of the mad max cosplay phase.

There is also a gym here.

and a run down PC.

Some weird trainer looking at his own reflection. The cave north is the main path to the next city.

Wasn't this the mega that nazi cosplayer used? Well if we ever wanted to be like him, we can now.

Spoiler

Went from sweet smile friend, to B movie killer. Real shame.

There a few pokemon here that give SP attack.

I wanted to run around for random encounter, I didn't think this guy could trigger a battle above the cliff.

: What does that even mean? Should I?

Thank god this super nerd was put in long before the coom stone was added.

Boy that level shows how much I need to train my other guys at a later date.

Why is this a bug type move anyway? Later games say "The user attacks with a sinister beam of light" But it really doesn't explain the bug typing.

Even with out using the mega. We one shot it. Don't fuck with this fox.

We get to see shades oc again.

Fucker is insulting darwinism. If deviant knew how to use a phone, or twitter, we likely have a lengthy call out post. To like the one follower.

The PC in the abandon town has a ghost nurse joy. Even in death, Joy is force to work at the PC.

All those black spots are walls, and then some.

There also a few berry trees around.

Anyway this is the pokemon in the "upgrade cave" I was looking for. It gives SP. attack ev.

it's the pre evo form of a pokemon we caught before.

Move so good it got nerfed gen 6, At least I assume it was nerfed because it was good. Good thing wack didn't nerf it by those 5 power.

Flame burst, more like Flame thrower.

Might as well show off one of the new megas as well.

This is the fighting type mega. Because you know, Over grown lizard needed to be fighting type.

Why Z, and not F? Oh well. Coal looks like a cosplayer now for some generic Shounen anime.

Here is what old sprite looked like. Not sure if I like the old tail better or not. The goofy broken looking foot is really funny.

: Guarding is for chumps, so is fighting type moves.

: But aren't you fighting type?

: And so what? You want to fight you little fuck, I'll suplex you back to the point Arceus made the universe. I'll Boston crab you to the point we find out what your gender really is.

: Hold on you can talk now? The heck is wrong with my pokemon? I swear every day another one of you can talk.

Time to check out the gym.

I hope by abandoned it doesn't mean leaderless.

We find a lot of fighting type vanilla pokemon here.

Always bet on sword. First rule of salty bet.

According to the wiki this is the only non wonder trade place to find these guys, and the red counter part.
It's also two levels higher then the one @Mary the Goldsmith found in reborn. Check Mate Sargon.

Sadly this one forgot to evolve three levels ago, so we can't throw it into lava.

: But I have beaten it, I even have the fifth badge to show I did. Here look.

: Did I say fifth? I meant sixth.

: Look I want to be nice, I don't want to have to only be seen as a one note trainer who kidnaps children, and can for some reason talk to pokemon. Give me a reason I shouldn't just personally beat you up, and move your corpse to the side.

kay, Okay, just do me a solid. Go to the seemingly abandon mansion in the town you just came from, Beat up the owner of it. I owe him money. I'll move then.

: That it? Fine, I'll do it, was going to rob the place anyway.

Spoiler: LPer Note.

Despite the pokemon saying you need five badges to enter, that not the trigger to get it to move. The real trigger is going to the mansion, and doing that side area. Why does the game lie to you, and say you need only the badges? Who knows, might just be a old text that was never edited when the mansion was added at some later point.

This text displays every time to go here. We must be nice enough to relock the door when we leave.

Lot of little items to steal, and trainers to battle. Let's go right first.

This whole place is crawling with juvite trainers.

I have no idea how to pronounce that name.

: Come here you sorry excuse for a sugary confection, I'll squeeze the jelly blood out of you.

I like food fights effect. It is like how sleep makes you unable to attack, but you heal every ground like having left overs.

I assume it's like sleep/frozen where there a chance every turn to break out.

Also the chance to get the effect to go off when using food fight is only 40%.

After a while of waiting coal breaks out and wins.

After buying all those drugs for foxxy we getting pretty low on money.

First one is a anol we have seen a million times by now.

Then a classic wack mon last we last saw shit 20-30 episodes ago.

Rather lucky it wasn't a crit.

: For you sure, I'll leave.

: Really?Just like that?

: Hah! No. You fucks are in the way between me and a badge.

We can find random brigos here. On the off chance we wanted one.

On my way back in from the PC (something I had to do like 9-10 times or more over the course of this whole place) I check what left of the door is.

The power of Mega Charizard is nothing to sneeze at.

What happen to the community sprite you may ask. No idea, Maybe they stopped adding it in later updates of the community sprite pack or something.
Oh well.

: Oi cunt, You are next if you ask stupid questions like that.

Well no fucking duh. Even reborn trainers don't stat shit this obvious.

The real reason we came this way. Free shit.

Another weather/field effect move.

Sauna

Sauna is a steam type status move that starts the field effect Sauna for 5 turns. Steam-type moves do x1.5 damage Water-type moves do x1.3 damage. Steam type pokemon have their SpDef multiplied by x1.5 Steam: Also reduces the target's SpDef. Steam Sport: Also increases the user's Defense.

pokemonwack.fandom.com

Oh hey the mega stone for that mega we saw before. Throw it on the pile.

Other random encounters here include a giant flea. I hope it is from space, then we have a literal https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GiantSpaceFleaFromNowhere .
Minus it not being a boss.

This guy a rare pokemon, one of the three very low chance pokemon. This one has the highest of the three at 4%. The other two are both 1%.

Only move of note is power split. Yes this thing is somehow a Psychic type.

That be horrifying if you crack one open and the inside just a big brain.

Makes fabric moves do more damage.

A better hail weather type for poison Pokemon.

I going to have to start questioning weather effects now. If a trainer can summon acid rain with enough acid in it to hurt non plant Pokemon, what about the trainers? Image a eco terrorist villain saying fuck the world, and unleashing this move all over the place.

There also this thing. It's based on a jewish dumpling.

That might be good for our little chainsaw slasher. Too bad I didn't bring them.

Spoiler: Mega magmocket

Remember back at like gym two I think it was.

That hot pocket pokemon the gymleader used. This is the final evo for that guy.

Even the worst looking vanilla megas have more going for them that this guy.

Here is a wack golett. It's golett, but if it looked like regi rocks retarded younger cousin.
So basically the people the mainline pokemon games are marketed towards.

I can't be the only one who looks at that thing, and think it could fit in a 2d pokemon game.

It looks that good.

Funny enough despite being lower level it did better then a lot of the higher level pokemon.

Good idea threaten the trainer who just beat you.

Some one hid PP ups in a rock or two around here.

Remember that rubber duck pokemon. This is the evo.

Just more filler to get exp from.

:Gesundheit

I like to think we are finding some smucks hidden PP stash.

Might catch one at a later date because I think one of the evos is cool looking. But that's for a later episode
here the dex from the wiki.

So it must be a pretty weak pokemon if one Indian elephant gives it trouble.

Here the only other rare encounter I found this is one of the two 1% chance pokemon.

So that means 50 power.

The base catchrate is 9.2% so This was just unlucky.

Took all my Premiere balls(4 of them) to catch it.

I will let all of you pick a name for this thing.

Neat a grip claw. Real shame I rarely use bind move.

: Up these stairs? But they go down.

:...

You see a pokemon. Coal sees kindling.

Seriously at this point if a pokemon doesn't resist fire it gets oneshot.

I don't even think this mega is good for flame thrower, so image I used one of the mega's that are.

I've also been leveling up vlad (That mythical pokemon that is sings) and crawl.

Crawl learns what I can easily head canon as he shoot the gun he is made out of.

We don't need bullet seed, we have a fucking gun.

:Stop lying you #$@!, I'll $#@! Your #%$^@#, and $^#&$# if you ever lie this badly again.

:Show some mercy please. Are you ever not wanting to bash everyone head in.

: Why do you want me to bash your head in as well, I'll do it.

Coal of course does stuff that we can not show in this christian manga to this person.

Every bookshelf says this. Likely too advance of book for deviant to read.

That or they have nothing to do with pokemon battling and that means they bore us.

We sneak behind these guys to nab a hyper potion. Let's see what these guys are doing.

JewPass.

The few trainer nosepasse's here all have air balloons.

Is earth quake a major weakness to these guys or something?

The reaction everyone should have when ever coal speaks.

So uh whats stops him from not walking up to me for a trainer battle, and you know just keep reading his book.

: But I did, I've come back this way just to see what you would say.

This guy has a golett with. Mana Punch? It's your average can cause a target to flinch move. But for some reason it's magic type and not fighting.

Cope harder.

Weird electronics here.

Ah of course. Damn PokeJews.

Spent a while looking in the mega stones category for this it's a vanilla item.

Huh weird.

Foreshadowing for much later stuff.

Thank god google makes finding images so easily.

So we barely know how to use a computer, but we do know what a macbook is.

They are researching into the sauce of images they find on 4chan.

:Would be a real fucking shame, if your pokemon just so happen to be weak to fire.

Pulse> rage

I see someone follows sargon on twitter.

Reading this makes me feel like I having a stroke.

: Where?

: Oh you mean me.

Bootleg rotom is this guys first pokemon.

We teach it a lesson in fire safety. and it uses some move that

confuses us.

We bright back our foxxy mage to deal with this Jrpg boss.

It sprite is clearly floating. Did we just pop the enemy balloon because we are assholes?
These questions, and more useless ramblings is why people read this LP.

Our fire does shit damage vs this thing, so let's play a game of RNG.

Let's try that again

It keeps us from fainting at the least.

Rip our mage, that going to cost a lot of gold to cast a resurrection spell.

:You could say I rocked you like a hurr-

: You finish that sentence, and I will personally break out of my ball tonight to smolder you with a pillow.

Damn Fox mains.

We could battle this guy now, but past him is.

This should be useful for when ever I train with the fate trainers.

: But who is the master of (the) puppets?

I misread the name as FagFume. We have seen this guy before.

And I think think this one as well.

They both go down in 1-2 turns.

: So why are you even telling me this? I just barge in here, and everyone telling this sensitive info.

: You know what forget it, what ever you would say is just going to give me a headache, out of how contrive it would be.

I think this one is literally the same one be already beat from before, right down to the air balloon it has.

If this seems boring we still have a ton of battles to do, hell I might cut a lot of them if the pokemon are not new.

as I was leveling up vlad I couldn't help but screen cap a perfect 777.

: This makes what, like the third one who said something along those lines to me? yeah sure bud.

This guy is also packing a hanukkora.

Crawl during the free levels I free him, got flash cannon.

My line of thinking here was.

We never do double battles, shotgun blast is useless, let's replace that.

Well said.

Spoiler: Of couse we find the jew pokemon mega here.

He turns from one jew, into a bank of jews.

Anyway that guy next to the moving floor.

You can fight him, and

this girl separately.

But if you wait for the man to face it before you move onto it.

You get his message, and moved upwards towards her.

And if you move upwards towards her after closing his message, you get her message, and

Force a double battle with both. This could be a bug, or a quirk with how pokemon works.

But it is really cool hidden thing you can do here.

Prepare for trouble.

: Make it double.

: Surrender now!

: Or prepare to fight.

: Shut it you two, I am the one who makes the references, I shouldn't even know about here.

BOY HOWDY WOULD SURE BE NICE IF I HAD SHOTGUN MOVE STILL.

We do a one two combo. Drawn targeting the angel, and coal proving he is far better then technology.

Go figure our two best pokemon might be a bit broken for under level pokemon.

Still doesn't kill it. Damn thing hanging on by pure will.

Configure just a tech trapping move.

I do something silly here. Both of them know the move DiveBomb.

SO LET'S HAVE THEM BOTH USE IT.

Some kind of anime team work timing on that miss.

: Looks like team Juvite is blasting off again.


This is just part 1 of this update. I still have something like 300+ screenshots to shift through for part 2 and maybe 3, so they will be posted when ever I get around to them.

I'll end this part with good old official Pokemon song.

 

[Moral Decay]

How horrifying it must be for Deviant to throw anything away. You never know if you'll get jumped by an eleven and a half foot tall monster for not properly separating your recyclables. And God forbid you intend to take it to the dump instead.....

If no one has any better ideas, I like the name Menorable for our Juvite-in-training.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

It's also two levels higher then the one @Mary the Goldsmith found in reborn. Check Mate Sargon.
Sadly this one forgot to evolve three levels ago, so we can't throw it into lava.

Why Z, and not F?

There is a Mega Charizard F according to the wiki and it is a Fairy type

or a quirk with how pokemon works.

Now that I have the context, its a quirk from pokémon essentials if your character enters the line of sight of two trainers at once the game will make you do a double battle