Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

[ChucklesTheJester]

There is a Mega Charizard F according to the wiki and it is a Fairy type

Now that I have the context, its a quirk from pokémon essentials if your character enters the line of sight of two trainers at once the game will make you do a double battle

Funny enough this same side area later has another two trainers just close enough to set up another double battle viva line of sight.

How horrifying it must be for Deviant to throw anything away. You never know if you'll get jumped by an eleven and a half foot tall monster for not properly separating your recyclables. And God forbid you intend to take it to the dump instead.....

A lot of the listed heights make you pause for a second when you think about how big they would be. Pokemon snap for the switch does a good job showing how big some pokemon like arbok really is.

You know juicebox, according to the wiki Eldrutes are 10'5", and weigh over 200 pounds.

 

[EnemyStand]

Now that I have the context, its a quirk from pokémon essentials if your character enters the line of sight of two trainers at once the game will make you do a double battle

That was a thing in the mainline Pokemon games too. I forget which one, though.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

That was a thing in the mainline Pokemon games too. I forget which one, though.

Likely gen 3, as that what PE seems to emulate the most.

 

[EnemyStand]

Likely gen 3, as that what PE seems to emulate the most.

That was actually too early. All double battles in Gen 3 had opposing trainers next to each other. I'm pretty sure it started in Gen 4, because of the introduction of the ally system, now that I think about it, but they didn't have trainers set like that outside the ally battles until 5, I think.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 41(Part 2): The not so abandoned mansion exploration

Spoiler

Let's start this part off by recommending you all a song.

Long that song.





I feel like this place is too long, but then again A lot of these trainers are completely avoidable, and disappear once you beat the admin here.

For some reason this piece of a map is walk able, that or Deviant has gained wall climbing powers.

My mind first thought this was a wack move. Wow We can drop the sky on the enemy.

Then I found out it was a move added into a gen after I stopped playing, and it's just your Pokemon falling onto the enemy at a great height.

All we need is Lofi beats to battle to.

Let's give this guy a chance, show us what his splissplash can do.

Oh no, a pokemon who is made of highly flammable wood is in our way. What ever will I a pokemon trainer who owns fire types do?

This One shot goes out to all the Pokemon fan game Let's spergs that have died at this point. A Viking Funeral for our poor lost pokemon trainers.

:I don't wear shorts, so no.

If he cares so much about his break, why does he battle us?

Clever bastard waits till low on hp to use near death. This move can get up to 200 power depending on how low Hp your pokemon is.

What a shitty pokemon.


At this point I started to use foxxy more to give them more EXP

Am I having another stroke?

Poor guy must be having a bad day. First his break is interrupted, and now he loses to... what ever deviant is.

This hurts me a bit given how much we spent on enhancing drugs for foxxy.

I start using foxxy to give her some more levels.

If I wanted to, I could snap this guy out of existing. But we are trying to be semi nice people this update so we wont.

We have a choice 3 trainers or 1. We are going to check the bottom first.

Uh oh ditto shenanigans.

But we have the upper hand, we have a mega.

All they have is leftovers.

This fight does goes to show how much better our pokemon is. Despite almost fainting because of a lucky critm, we barely manage to get by.

: How ominous, I better throw that into the pile of trainers saying ominous things when losing.

: I am starting to notice a trend with you three.

Another ditto but this one doesn't transform at the start.

Uh oh it copied the mega.

It was a another very close one where we both same the same move over and move.

The third one I wanted to mix things up some, so I sent drawin in first.

Annoyingly it knows what I love to spam, but Awww look how cute the two are together.

: Next you'll say. "I have lost, as will the others, as will you. "

: Nani?

With the three, I guess twins done, if we check top one, it claims to be harder.

Yeah Calling bullshit on that, Our Little DnD mage is only using 3rd levels spells and she is wiping the floor with her pokemon.

This pokemon is a new evo for wooloo. Female only. One would think all that wool would make them flame resistant but well.

Goes up in flames, like the chance deviant has of learning how to use twitter on a normal basis.

: Drugs, Lots of drugs.

Uh oh someone making a pun. Time to kill this fucks pokemon, and put them in a koffin.

We have foxxy pull off the best DnD impression for when your party fights a aberration.

Should be a easy piece of cake.

Sure we can't one shot it, but Look at our level difference whats the worst that could happ-

Coal Defense unlike foxxy, is higher then the average mainline pokemon fans IQ, not that it a high bar to pass.

Unfortunately Yes.

Unfortunately No.

Turns out Mystical fire can melt jet fuel.

Also here the dex entry because we all know this was going to at some point be mentioned with a jet pokemon.

Not quite a 9/11 joke, but close enough.

Charge beam got a buff in wack. It's 60 power here. Neat. Too bad I likely wont use it.

Not really the type of question you want to be asked in a pokemon game is it.

Wasn't this pokemon like rare or something. I don't mega because I want to see if it can do anything.

And holy fuck does it know something that hurts.

I googled to make sure chinky wasn't just a slang word. Nope it is only that. Fucker just called us Chinese.

We might be deviant and degenerate, but there are places where I don't even want to step. So we say no.

View attachment 2172120: You are lucky I am trying to be nice today.

This always reminded me of the classic SouthPark joke about Jared.

It's time to get revenge on the saplom race for what the nazi cosplayer did.

Damn nazi's ruining pokemon.

Sadly we are not a gym leader, so that isn't a option for us.

Does deviant really look like a white van driver or something?

We replace magic coat, because I rarely see any enemy pokemon use moves it can counter.

A mistake a lot of people apparently make. Rivals included.

Going down from here we find more items.

This is the mega of the evo form of Seatie.

Spoiler

Spoiler

What jack frost could have been if I didn't want to use him as a reference.

We also get this item we saw before I think.

Why is anyone telling deviant this stuff? Do all these people think they are that type of person who will stop us? Have to tell us some thing because we wont beat them.
This guy a copy of the guy from a floor lower.

Right down to the pokemon.

Round two. FIGHT.

Well fuck.

Even Darwin has trouble with this fucker.

Crawl also learns sucker punch, I get rid of hidden weapon, because he already has a gun.

Does he also mean the pokemon who look like pyramids? Could be worse, he could claim aliens built everything, and have a show on history channel.

Someone with a more deviant mind might see Dragouille that is female in that pose and want to be stepped on.

We are not quite that degenerate yet.

We get close to having to spend a ton of gold on a revive spell.

Then I remember I just had her learn aura sphere, and that kills it.

This guy also has the third and last low encounter rate pokemon here. another 1%.

Turns out the enemy pokemon is a 9th level wizard.

Coal still wins.

View attachment 2172120: I don't think I even own one. I have to check my box next time.

We can force another double battle here.

Given how these two lines connect, this is intended double battle. Don't know if the other one is.

Oh how cute, They barely have one pokemon at level 40 and no megas.

We have foxxy use a fire, and coal flame thower.

They didn't expect the weird looking,,, err, thing that has beaten everyone else before them, to have good pokemon.

It's now a 2v1.

With our win in the bag, I fuck about with magic wand as a joke.

: The Nazis rise, with a rival's hearts demise. Your chances are slim, when you meet HIM.

View attachment 2172120: Stop with that nonsensical ominous bullshit you are spouting before I box you like I did jack.

Not all of them can be true I guess.

Nice job you pulled out a stronger pokemon.

If it wants to fight our current strongest pokemon , I am happy to end the fucker.

Magic wand this time gives us spellbind.

Up here towards the end of this place, we find a ghost... kid? Guarding a a move.

Talking to him makes this song place

View attachment 2172120: Don't whine to me when you get disappointed then.

View attachment 2172120:I believe I could kick your ghost ass.

View attachment 2172120: You know you asking a lot of questions for someone who is dead.

View attachment 2172120: I don't care what they want, I just want the badges. Why does it matter if they keep getting between m?

View attachment 2172120: That is a easy one, It's the cops who are the real enemy.

And with that weeb laugh, the ghost kid fucks off.

View attachment 2172120: Why is it that I am the one everyone care about? I just want to be left alone, and became the champion, and then go fuck off to the moon or some stupid place alone.

Like body slam but with a carpet.

Let's go up to the last level.

We also change the Evo stone coal has.

In the next part we will battle this chuckle fuck, and then a gym leader.

 

[Moral Decay]

I'm starting to get a feel for how these maps are made: basic idea -> make a few rooms -> populate with plausible NPCs and throwaway dialogue -> uh oh out of ideas -> time to take the daily dose of adderall -> oops just snorted cocaine instead -> fuck it, go on a bender while finishing the map

It's the Wack Way™!

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

I'm starting to get a feel for how these maps are made: basic idea -> make a few rooms -> populate with plausible NPCs and throwaway dialogue -> uh oh out of ideas -> time to take the daily dose of adderall -> oops just snorted cocaine instead -> fuck it, go on a bender while finishing the map

It's the Wack Way™!

It does feel this way, hell what if I told you we technically havn't 100%'ed these maps. There a lot of stuff side stuff we can't do as you have to beat a certain gym, or the elite four to enable them. There also "trainers' that only show up once you catch something called a "Sloggoth" what ever the hell that is.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

This One shot goes out to all the Pokemon fan game Let's spergs that have died at this point. A Viking Funeral for our poor lost pokemon trainers.

F in the chat for the fallen trainers.
So would you say we are at halfway trough the game at this point? (at least regarding the main storyline, I know the postgame is superlong)

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

F in the chat for the fallen trainers.
So would you say we are at halfway trough the game at this point? (at least regarding the main storyline, I know the postgame is superlong)

Yeah pretty much, I try not to spoiler myself too much, but the main game is your average 8 gyms, and the elite 4. The post game on the other hand. Super long a understatement, and that not counting the pure shitload of trainers who show up hidden in maps just for beating the elite 4.

This is just one hidden side area you unlock that require the elite 4 to be beaten.

 

[Vapewizard]

RE signal beam: My first thought was that maybe its japanese name was more obviously bug-inspired with how Tail glow is called Firefly light in japanese, but I just looked it up and it's still called Signal beam in japanese. They just introduced it in gen 3 by giving it to mostly bug types and then Dewgong for whatever reason.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

RE signal beam: My first thought was that maybe its japanese name was more obviously bug-inspired with how Tail glow is called Firefly light in japanese, but I just looked it up and it's still called Signal beam in japanese. They just introduced it in gen 3 by giving it to mostly bug types and then Dewgong for whatever reason.

Maybe it's some kind of pun that make more sense in Japaneses or something. This mystery gets weirder when you look at later gen pokemon who learn this move by level up.
Mareep line, Meowstic, more water pokemon, and for some unknown damn reason Xurkitree. Yeah Not one of the bug type ultra beasts, BUT THE ELECTRIC ONE.

There are less bug types that learn this move then other types by level up.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Episode 41(Part 3):Juvite admin, The abandoned gym battle (and for some reasons the swords of justice are there.).

Spoiler

It's finally time to finish that favor for that asshole of a pokemon.

This song begins to start playing as we talk to this guy.

https://soundcloud.com/user-994653973/the-chase

I might start using soundcloud more to show off some of the tracks.

: What was your first clue? The sounds of your incompetent underlings telling me this was a base, or a certain some pokemon who wouldn't stop yelling about murdering them?

: Forget that last part, It's best if I don't give him the attention he wants.

: Don't care Just here to ask you something.

: I said I don't care, are you even listening to me?

: Son of a whoring Gardevior is this how sargon feels?

: I am literally only here because a pokemon asked me to beat you up, because apparently you lent it money, and it will move out of my way, so I can gym battle.

: That sound Ridiculous, Why would anyone lend a pokemon money? And on top of that a talking pokemon? THINK TRAINER THINK.

: I, uh, must, uh, fuck. This is what I get for trying to be nice for once.

First up is a classic wackmon, this beg the question if the juvites built the pyramids, did they also make this pokemon?

Let's start this off by mega into the new for-

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT. I'll check his status soon.

First our, uh what ever the hell it turned into uses flame thrower.

: I see you shop at our store. Be sure to spend all your money next time, We thank you for your continued patronage.

Must have done not a lot if it wasn't that effective.

SIKE it did over half HP.

And even with a super effective move it can't even do half ours. What a chump of a first pokemon.

This move is very odd with this mega.

I say it's odd because

How the fuck does a snake DIVE BOMB.

To quote the move.
"The user performs a speedy divebomb on the target by dropping from the air. "

So how the hell is Coal getting into the air to do that. My guess is he is somehow coiling up like a spring to propel himself into the air.
It is that, or deviant is picking him up and throwing him in the air at the enemy. It's likely the first one, as option two is more unrealistic

The ability got to be a joke, Ha Ha snakes constrict. The only move(as Far as I can tell from the wiki) he can learn that traps is fire spin.

Guess what Mega I wont be using in the future.

Oh no, How did he know the secret to how I win all my pokemon battles.

We are going to one up him. Take that jew.

No idea if I mention how, weird dragon pulse looks.

Also good to mention, Coal is really good at magic, look at him spew the "shock wave generated by the user's gaping mouth. " from his chin. Like a true champ.
That ends the first pokemon.

Next up should be a easily knock out. We already know with out a mega form, foxxy is faster, stronger, and

Good old Fake out, but X type.

Aside from that delay, it goes about as well for it as you expect.

: Looks like It's my time to shine again, HOO HAW. Let's get this rodeo started

: Take that you sorry mule of a pokemon.

This is a trapping type of move.

ag nabbit, Right when it was my time to shine. This is a cruel joke of a fate.

Crawl is sadly out matched by the bootleg digimon.

: You know normally by now, the enemy would react to one of my pokemon talking.

: Thats a digimon, not a pokemon, You act like it a common occurrence for pokemon to talk.

: It really feels that way.

We have the level advantage, these fucks will pay for hurting poor crawl.

They are barely holding on. a trapping move shouldn't be that bad.

Oh. Oh no.

Lucky for us it's one hit away, and goes down.

I decide that because this is his last pokemon, I'll humor the AI by sending out our weakest pokemon.

All we need to do is sing it to sleep.

Oh a shame.

The sheer will power vlad has to not have fainted must be high.

THIS MUST BE FATE, SING HAS TO WORK THIS TIME!

It was worth a shot.

Well let's one shot it, and laugh at how foxxy is going to have to be boxed after this update for being too strong.

Turns out they have sturdy. That can't be bad news.

Both Def and SpDef go up because of this policy.

He also used Embargo. Oh no, anyway.

:I'll be honest, I don't hate you. Aside from from how you talk too much.

: Why? The only person that doesn't work for you that know of this place is me.

: Exactly, and I trust you with keeping it a secret about as well as I trust your ability to tell when something is lying to you.

: Should have expected the leader, to also say some stupid ominous bullshit. Oh well, should go find that pokemon, and murder it.

That little weird square things shows up when you beat him, it's a teleporter out of here.

I give coal the last new mega stone we own. I must stand for ice.

No idea how to get that item right there.

: That little shit ran, I better not see him blocking my path again.

Going in the door leads us to the basement.

Full of goodies.

We also find this weird room.

With four chambers inside. (The water fall is a door)

: Green trash

: Blue Trash

: You are okay.

: Shall we have a test of ou-

: Oh it talks, Nah no thanks ,trash now.

: Brown trash

This does bring up the question, why are these four legendary pokemon here in a abandon gym in the first place?

Free performance enhancement drugs are always a win in my book.

This is the door up to the first floor, and way too the right of that other door.

Up on the first floor we can see the gym leader, and another free item.

No need to worry, this isn't silent hill two.

According to the wiki this is for all three hitmon pokemon.

Spoiler: More like Missmon

You know what I really don't like, how the legs grew part of the pelvis. It just looks wrong. Like his legs are now tumors.

Joking aside, despite the more derpy face, this is the most Okay of the "Basically non mega but slightly more to it megas"

HitmonBayBlade.

Let's earn us a new gym badge.

: Not this shit again,

: A Gym Leader!

: Used to? Wait so I wont get a badge for beating you?

: What kind of trainer? You are not confusing me for that sargon person are you? I hear a lot of people do that, or well that is what Juicebox tells me.

: Don't you worry about that, it was just some girl, Didn't tell me her name, but did cough a lot like she was fighting a illness. Almost collapse after she lost. I am sure she is doing perfectly fine where ever she went, she had quite the fighting spirit.

: Did she have purple-ish hair, and glow a bit?

: Something like that, why do you know her?

: No real reason, I am sure she is doing fine, and is completely alive, and perfectly healthy.

: Please don't ask to be my rival, please don't ask to be my rival.

[/MEDIA][/SPOILER]

 

[Moral Decay]

The gym wasn't really abandoned, it's just that no one challenges the leader because they can't see him. Tragic.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

The gym wasn't really abandoned, it's just that no one challenges the leader because they can't see him. Tragic.

I don't blame people for not challenging it. You have a asshole of a pokemon blocking the way to him, lying about what you need to pass.

I don't know if he does ever show up again., which is also kind of sad. I wouldn't mind if he showed up as a NPC to talk to.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

Son of a whoring Gardevior is this how sargon feels?

Son of a whoring Gardevoir

No idea how to get that item right there.

you obviously need to glitch trough the wall to get it duh, jk you may need rock smash.

 

[EnemyStand]

Is that...John Cena as a spleen? God-fuckin'-speed OP...this game would be too much for me to handle for sure.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Son of a whoring Gardevoir

you obviously need to glitch trough the wall to get it duh, jk you may need rock smash.

You joke, but given the game track record so far with walls not being walls I wouldn't be surprised if that is a way to get a item at some point.

Is that...John Cena as a spleen? God-fuckin'-speed OP...this game would be too much for me to handle for sure.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Sorry sorry for the double post here just want to know if anyone else is having trouble reading the tail end of the last update?

Looks like this to me.

and when going to edit the post always looks like this.

Just checking to see if this is on my end or kiwi farms end.

 

[Moral Decay]

View attachment 2189837
Looks like this to me.

Yeah something's gone wrong. It looks like this to me on two different devices, yet it does seem to show some of the later screenshots as attachments.

Might have to repost the fight as it's own post? Honestly don't know why the site would eat it.

 

[ChucklesTheJester]

Yeah something's gone wrong. It looks like this to me on two different devices, yet it does seem to show some of the later screenshots as attachments.

Might have to repost the fight as it's own post? Honestly don't know why the site would eat it.

I did try to fix it and ended up the same.

Even kiwifarms is trying to forget the poor gymleader. What ever is happening is really funny that it only happening to the gym leader people forgot about.

Might just do that.