Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Episode 41(Part 4):The lost part of the update.
This part got lost, apparently kiwi farms didn't want this poor gym leader to be remembered, that or the youtube media embed some how fucked up so hard it was deleting the rest of the post( I'll explain at the end)


This gym leaders theme in game.





Screenshot_500.png

He best be happy deviant isn't a imposter or else the helicopter would be rigged to explode.


Screenshot_501.png



He comes out swinging with pokemon higher level then coal.
Screenshot_502.png



We mega to even out the playing field. I'll include the stats for this mega next update, but for now we have a fire/ice type.
[
Screenshot_503.png

And one flame thrower is already more then enough to almost kill it.

That wasn't even a super effective move.

Screenshot_504.png

On the other hand(s) that stone edge put coal in his place.
Screenshot_505.png


Screenshot_1.png
: Okay vlad You have one job, that is to sing him to sleep.


Screenshot_506.png

Screenshot_507.png

I swear this move misses more then the 55% acc lead you to believe.
With Vlad missing she then takes a stone edge to the face, and faints harder then a Victorian aristocrat that spots any part of a females leg.

Screenshot_508.png



We use sucker punch for that quick and sweet free exp.

Screenshot_509.png


Foxxy is trained in both SPattack, and speed, this should be in the bag fo-

Screenshot_510.png

Screenshot_511.png

621px-Surprised_Pikachu_HD.jpg

Screenshot_512.png


It takes a surf to beat it.
Screenshot_513.png

Ahhh Yes a meme pokemon.

Screenshot_514.png


Your eyes do not deceive you, and yes you can see him, it's john cena as a pokemon.

Screenshot_515.png

I have don't even remember what move he used for this at this point.
Screenshot_516.png

Thankfully we can spam surfs, and that keeps him from focusing.

We know the real reason he lost Focus. He has seen the RULE34

Screenshot_517.png

Screenshot_518.png

This move is one of those cure status effect from a enemy, but this move has double the power.
Screenshot_519.png


None of this guys pokemon can even poison us, so I have no idea what galaxy brain move plan the gym leader was thinking of.

We end the cena with surf spam.

Screenshot_520.png

His last pokemon is mega medicham, which I should mention this HE DID NOT USE A MEGA STONE/RING, HE SENT IT OUT LIKE THIS IN THE MEGA FORM.


Screenshot_521.png

Because I am a overconfident, Let's featherdance a few times,

Screenshot_522.png

Screenshot_523.png

Screenshot_524.png

I have no idea if this copies the speed lost from para, if so, HAH YOU PLAYED YOURSELF.

Screenshot_525.png

This is one of the rare times I remember I picked up a rural town worth of berries, and use one to remove para.

Screenshot_526.png

Sure wish we had a Magmotar to intercept that. But then again, it would mean we are a unlikable fence sitting asshole.

Screenshot_527.png

Okay enough fucking around, time to do damage with a air slash.

Screenshot_528.png


Oh, huh I could have just oneshot it from the start. Darwin must have aimed for the head and Garchomp'ed it.

Screenshot_530.png

Screenshot_531.png

Screenshot_532.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Wouldn't that technically make you a rival?
fighting gym.png
: Why yes.
Screenshot_1.png
: Please go die in a freak pokemon training related accident, I don't need another.

Screenshot_533.png

Screenshot_534.png


I don't think I even seen him use this move once.
Screenshot_1.png
: Nice and all, but I came here for a badge, you wouldn't happen to still be giving those out?

Screenshot_535.png

Screenshot_536.png

Screenshot_537.png


Screenshot_1.png
: Wonderful a rock, should I expect next I will be handed a I.O.U. when I beat gym 6?

For anyone who not into pokemon rumors. The Mist Stone was a rumored Evo stone that could evo any pokemon, even pokemon like charizard who is already fully evolved.
In Wack it will let us evo a pokemon into it's mega form PERMANENTLY. Not sure all the pokemon it works on, but there a lot.

There also a few new Evo's for pokemon that require the mist stone. In other words unlike reborn, wack doesn't hate the player, and this gym is completely optional in the first place, so no need to worry about the gym leader suddenly dying or becoming AnHero and making the last 1-2+ hours pointless.

Screenshot_538.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Have fun, Please go die you useless fuck.

Screenshot_539.png

He leaves us one last gift.

Screenshot_540.png

I am not sure if he pulled poison gym leader here, and released it, but we now have a John Spleena.

Screenshot_541.png

Gold better move over, this is the real Pokemon Champ of Johto. (If anyone has a better name, please do say it)

Screenshot_542.png

Screenshot_543.png

I'll be timid as well if my owner left me with a deranged pink hair freak.
Screenshot_544.png

You know for something that has to hop on one foot, it is really fast.

Screenshot_545.png

Screenshot_546.png

We can now literally, and legally choke out enemy pokemon.
This may be autistic again, but how do you think he chokes pokemon with out a neck?

Would choking that one pokemon that looks like a robotic penis just be considered sexual assault?


That the end of this 3 4 part update.


let's hope I don't ever end up doing 500+ screenshots at once again.

So while previewing this it happened again, I happen to when trying to fix it delete the John cena 8bit theme song youtube video embe, and that fixed it. I then re embeded it, and it didn't break the whole rest of the post.

TLDR : John Cena 8bittheme embed some how Ironicly causing the rest of the part 3 update after it to NOT BE SEEN.
 

Moral Decay

If it was gonna kill ya, boy, it would have by now
kiwifarms.net
On the other hand(s) that stone edge put coal in his place.
100 power and 4x weakness, damn. Were this an edgier game, Coal Burner would be fucking dead.

His last pokemon is mega medicham, which I should mention this HE DID NOT USE A MEGA STONE/RING, HE SENT IT OUT LIKE THIS IN THE MEGA FORM.
I was gonna compliment the dev and community for a cool looking design, but then I remembered this is an official mega. Clearly it's not a particularly memorable one.

With Vlad missing she then takes a stone edge to the face, and faints harder then a Victorian aristocrat that spots any part of a females leg.
:story:
 

Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
HE DID NOT USE A MEGA STONE/RING, HE SENT IT OUT LIKE THIS IN THE MEGA FORM.
Ah I see he went to the Reborn school of bullshit, although to be fair, like you say later Wack lets you permanently mega your pokémon so he is not really cheating.
so no need to worry about the gym leader suddenly dying or becoming AnHero and making the last 1-2+ hours pointless.
I feel personally attacked by this statement... jk, but fuck Kiki and Corey tho
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
I feel personally attacked by this statement... jk, but fuck Kiki and Corey tho
Sometimes the shade has to be thrown. Especially when they do it twice in one fan game. They could at the bare minimum given you something just to rise the level cap, when they have to deny you a badge for story reasons. Hell, give the player a certificate of level rising for all I care...and there I go autistic springing about reborn again. :story:
 

Genichiro

wanna meet my party bug ?
kiwifarms.net
Sometimes the shade has to be thrown. Especially when they do it twice in one fan game. They could at the bare minimum given you something just to rise the level cap, when they have to deny you a badge for story reasons. Hell, give the player a certificate of level rising for all I care...and there I go autistic springing about reborn again. :story:
Agreed, they can just do a dungeon, ( a long one like a huge tunnel maze to go through, with good loot and mega/evo stones/vitamins to reach the next gym, where an official (hint hint reborn) match can finally be had. It is vanilla, but it is also drama free. A plotline loosely following GSC/BW2 won't be too shabby either.
Throughout the dungeon, you can have the rivals buzzing you on whatever pokephone to make themselves relevant at the player's expense. :spudking:
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Agreed, they can just do a dungeon, ( a long one like a huge tunnel maze to go through, with good loot and mega/evo stones/vitamins to reach the next gym, where an official (hint hint reborn) match can finally be had. It is vanilla, but it is also drama free. A plotline loosely following GSC/BW2 won't be too shabby either.
Throughout the dungeon, you can have the rivals buzzing you on whatever pokephone to make themselves relevant at the player's expense. :spudking:
Using a phone for something other then social media? :cryblood: As we all know in reborn You talk in person, or over Social media, no one uses phones to call each other. :story:
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Side episode 41-1 : Just One Bad Day






I like to think this should be this LP's theme song.

Screenshot_1.png

If we head backwards back into the cave.

Screenshot_2.png

We find the wall has broken down and we can enter it.

Screenshot_3.png

You can get to this place going north from zombie city after getting surf.

I'll been putting it off, because I already knew this route opens up.

Screenshot_4.png

Let's see what we can buy in the Juvite mart.

Screenshot_5.png

Another ominous message, what could possible be this fulfilled thing they mean?

Screenshot_6.png

This one sells evo items.

I nab a few of each.

Screenshot_7.png

The one other sells things related to Gravity effect.

Screenshot_8.png

This would look nice on Juicebox.

Screenshot_9.png

Screenshot_10.png

Outside we also find a telescope.

Screenshot_11.png

Screenshot_12.png

Screenshot_13.png

Screenshot_14.png


Screenshot_15.png

This does explain how digimon are canon in wack, and a lot of other things.
And because it's far too good of a opportunity to pass up

Screenshot_16.png

Oh god No another cop that slowly chases you.

Even with the menu open he will slowly chase you. This guy follows the rules and logic about as well as deviant.

Screenshot_17.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Last time I say this I am not a kid- Did you say CHILDREN?
police.png
: You are a Kidnapper, so you must have kidnapped more then one.
Screenshot_1.png
: ...
Screenshot_1.png
: You know what, Fuck it, you want a kidnapper I'LL GIVE YOU ONE. I'll be back.

And thus our Trainer of indeterminate gender, and age runs away.

Screenshot_18.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Sure, just keep the duck tape on your mouth.

Screenshot_19.png

Screenshot_20.png

Screenshot_21.png

They wanted a kidnapper AND WE ARE GOING TO GIVE THEM ONE.

Screenshot_22.png

Screenshot_23.png

Sadly they can no longer run, and they wont be ALONE for long.

Screenshot_24.png

Screenshot_25.png

Screenshot_26.png

next up on route 2, we find our next victim.

Screenshot_27.png

Screenshot_28.png

You do run out of names shortly for this kind of thing.

Screenshot_29.png

Ahh yes FOOD TYPE.

Screenshot_30.png

Screenshot_31.png

Screenshot_32.png

The names of these moves, I could make a joke, but I feel the fact it knows them by default is the joke.

Screenshot_33.png

Screenshot_34.png

Screenshot_35.png

Screenshot_36.png

I'll like to note THIS "pokemon" HAS NO MOVES THAT STOCKPILES CURRENTLY LEARNED, WHY DOES IT KNOW MOVES THAT NEEDS STOCKPILES WHEN IT DOESN'T KNOW ONE THAT CAN STOCKPILE? This is deviant levels of incompetent.

Screenshot_37.png

In the cave in seasidetown we find out next two children.

Screenshot_38.png

Screenshot_39.png

Screenshot_40.png

Weirdly these two say "Yay!" rather then "NO!" when you yes say.
They also both say the same thing.
Screenshot_41.png

Screenshot_42.png

Screenshot_43.png

Screenshot_44.png

Screenshot_45.png

Screenshot_46.png

Screenshot_47.png

Screenshot_48.png

Screenshot_49.png

Screenshot_50.png

Screenshot_51.png

Lastly for new "kidnapped" people we have this one.

Screenshot_52.png

Pretty sure this is also a fetish you see a lot in fan art.
Screenshot_53.png

Screenshot_54.png

You may tell me. " But chuckles, Hex Maniac looks too old too be counted for this."

And I say

Screenshot_55.png

Wiki says Young Girl, So I am counting it, it doesn't help she is also my favorite trainer class in the official games.

Screenshot_56.png

Screenshot_57.png

She sounded rash.

Screenshot_58.png

Screenshot_59.png

Ahh yes

Screenshot_60.png

NECROMANCY.


Screenshot_61.png

I bring out of the box the original child slave to meet the rest of the gang.

Screenshot_62.png

Screenshot_1.png
: You wanted a kidnapper, well I hope YOU ARE HAPPY I HAVE SIX NOW.

And then I assume we get into a crazy laugh fit. I say pick your favorite laugh, personally I think it look something like this.


Screenshot_63.png

police.png
: You know this is pretty fucked up.

Screenshot_1.png
: That just rich, coming from the wack police, who should I say attacked a child with a dog pokemon, and then accused me of kidnapping.

Screenshot_64.png

Screenshot_65.png

This goes about as well as you expect with such a huge level difference
Screenshot_66.png
.
That kid is 100% legit dead at this point,

for anyone that needs a reminder what aqua tail move is.

aqua tail.png

Yeah he is dead. :story:


Screenshot_67.png

Screenshot_68.png

Screenshot_69.png

I am going to regret doing this, but let's try S-swallow. Not like it matters, level dif means we are slower.

Screenshot_70.png

Screenshot_71.png

Ai UH OH.png

Jokes aside.
Screenshot_72.png

We have no moves to add to the stockpile so it's a useless move.

Screenshot_73.png

Kidnicker survives a aquatail. Hardy little fucker isn't she.

Screenshot_74.png

Our attack does tiny amount of damage.

AND THEN THE DRAGONITE SLAMS THE LITTLE SHIT.

Screenshot_75.png

But also misses that.

Dragonite a paid actor confirmed.

Screenshot_76.png

Screenshot_77.png

Just showing these moves do nothing with out stockpile.

Screenshot_78.png

In the end Aqua tail ends it. That's three dead children, if people dying makes for a mature pokemon story, then this LP must be more Mature then reborn. :story:

Screenshot_79.png


Screenshot_80.png

You would think having a slasher movie worth of dead kids would be a bad thing.

And you would be right.
Screenshot_81.png

Screenshot_82.png

BUT WE HAVE NECROMANCY, LET'S USE THE SOULS OF THOSE DEAD KIDS TO BEAT UP THE ENEMY POKEMON.

Screenshot_83.png

it really didn't do much damage at all. Huh.

This is because despite the name implying needing dead pokemon, it's just Beat up BUT GHOST TYPE.
Spooky OHHHH.

Screenshot_84.png

Let's go for broke and Random move spam time.

Screenshot_85.png


You've killed me sargon:
deadKiKi.png

Wait, wrong fan game.
Thanks to
@Mary the Goldsmith gold
Because I straight up stole Dead kiki sprite out of the Reborn LP

Screenshot_86.png

Screenshot_87.png

Screenshot_88.png

Oh no, our presumptuous freak of nature of a trainer has lost.
Looks like that the end of the LP with deviant going to jail.

Or you know we could just.

Screenshot_89.png

Oh look we never lost. How lucky for us. :story:

Screenshot_90.png

This time I send Hex out first.

Screenshot_91.png

With all the children alive, and not at all killed by police brutality in this timeline they all dog pile.

Screenshot_92.png

and beat the shit out of the dragonite.

Screenshot_93.png

It uses agility for the first time out of these two battles. I don't get it myself.

Screenshot_94.png

With that extra speed it uses aqua tail.

Screenshot_96.png

It is not enough to kill hex in one hit, so we do our best jojo.
Screenshot_97.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Why did you make me do this? YOU'RE FIGHTING JUST TO MAKE ME KIDNAP KIDS. THINK WACK POLICE THINK.

Screenshot_98.png

With that over, let's get rid of most of the new evidence that we are kidnappers. We will keep child slave just as a reminder of this, and Hex is a waifu she stays.
You may ask how will we get rid of these children? Elementary my dear viewer.

Screenshot_99.png

We trade them to a completely legit and not black market "wonder trade".

Screenshot_100.png

Doesn't this make us a child trafficker, and slave trader?
Screenshot_102.png

Of course, we get another person.
makas-madness-evil-laugh.gif

This is too perfect.

Screenshot_103.png

Screenshot_104.png

Steve jobs of all people now owns a child.

Screenshot_105.png

Screenshot_106.png

The witch evo of that one trick or treat pokemon.

Screenshot_107.png

I've got a good feeling about the last one, What great pokemon are we going to get this ti-
Screenshot_108.png

Screenshot_1.png
: What? I am sorry what? Who the hell even owned this, WHO THE HELL WOULD OWN THIS?

Screenshot_109.png

Anne.png
: Sucks to who ever gets that abomination. Have to keep my record clean.
Anne.png
: Why did I get a child from wonder trade?
police.png
: FBI OPEN UP.


Screenshot_110.png

Screenshot_111.png

Screenshot_112.png

Screenshot_113.png

Screenshot_114.png

Dr mario aggressively heals you. This is why you need to eat a apple a day.
Screenshot_115.png

This is how doctors work in real life.

Screenshot_116.png

Screenshot_117.png

Screenshot_118.png

Screenshot_119.png

Screenshot_120.png

Heh hard Bone.

Screenshot_121.png

Didn't know we had a cubone.

Screenshot_122.png

Screenshot_123.png

Screenshot_124.png

Screenshot_125.png

Screenshot_126.png

This is why humans should never mate with pokemon.
Kill me..png
: Existence is pain. Kill me.

Screenshot_127.png

Screenshot_128.png

Screenshot_129.png

here a horrifying spoiler about this pokemon.

THERE A WHOLE ISLAND FULL OF VANILLA POKEMON THAT ARE HALF HUMAN LIKE THIS.
You can find the pages for these pokemon here.

Let's end the update here.
 

Attachments

  • deadKiKi.png
    deadKiKi.png
    2.3 KB · Views: 6
  • deadKiKi.png
    deadKiKi.png
    2.3 KB · Views: 4
  • meh.png
    meh.png
    2.5 KB · Views: 3
  • Screenshot_95.png
    Screenshot_95.png
    2.1 KB · Views: 6
  • Screenshot_121.png
    Screenshot_121.png
    22 KB · Views: 5

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Alternative theme for today's update

Deviant may be a child trafficker now, but it was morally correct. After all, these kidnapped adopted children are surely better off with random strangers than with Deviant, of all people.
Another fan of Creature Feature i see.

If we are going by Creature Feature /Rufus Rex songs.

I would say.

or
but I think this one works best.

 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Side episode 41-2: NOPE, NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Screenshot_1.png

Let's start by boxing this nightmare and pretending they don't exist. Even deviant has standards.

Screenshot_2.png

I teach Dr mario surf by replacing whirlwind.

Screenshot_3.png

Here our team, and we giving one of our old eevees a upgrade.

Screenshot_4.png

Before we go anywhere we have a new evo stone to pick up.

mega sate.png

I have to wonder if this one a reference to something I don't know. Such a weird design

Screenshot_5.png

OC door donut steel.

Screenshot_6.png

Screenshot_7.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Would it kill anyone to stop playing the pronoun game like this is twitter, and just tell me who the hell "THEM" is.

Screenshot_8.png

As we have heard before this place is off limits for now.

Screenshot_9.png

We can look at this in two ways.

1. We are riding on top of Dr Mario as he swims.
2. Dr Mario owns a boat and he is giving us a ride.

Screenshot_10.png

right side, just below the beach of cybergate is this weird little out cropping of forest

Screenshot_11.png

How does sunny day even work at night? Are we just to assume the pokemon is making a short live really bright light to mimic the sun?

Screenshot_12.png

There kind of something weird about this tree here,if we interact with it.

Screenshot_13.png

We get set to a island.

Screenshot_1.png
: God Damn tree Abras

Screenshot_14.png

We might as well enjoy our our time here. HEY LOOK A SEEL. Let's go get a closer look.

Animation.gif

Huh that's pretty weird. Swear it looked like a slow poke for a second.

Screenshot_15.png

Interacting with it forces us into a battle.

Guess We can get a seel to replace that abomination wonder trade gave us.
Screenshot_16.png



Screenshot_1.png
: Wait, but did I box you? How are you out of the box?
Kill me..png
: Why has God abandoned us?

Screenshot_17.png

Doesn't matter how this came about. I switch off betterpika to NUTTE

Screenshot_18.png

Screenshot_19.png

We stomp it, and make sure it dead, and should stay dead, and should never exist.

Screenshot_20.png

Better pika gets one level and we replace sand with double

Screenshot_21.png

Oh my Look who evolving who could have seen this coming.

Screenshot_22.png


Virtualeon.png
: Eevee 2.0 fully operational, shall I sing you the song my creator taught me?

Screenshot_1.png
: Sure, but first who is your creator? Am I it because I had you hold the upgrade? I didn't teach you any songs. Is the person who made the upgrade the creator? Are the Pokemon who made your egg the creator? Please tell me anything, I want to forget about what I saw before this as quickly as possible.

Virtualeon.png
: My... My creat.... Error. Error 404 creator not found.


Screenshot_23.png

Let's go hide in this cave, anything to keep away from the weird fucked up shit we have seen.

Screenshot_24.png

A lot of pokemon here as well, Oh and a Chancey maybe we can find that talking one here.
More of them.gif

On second thought, might be best not to interact with any of these things.

Screenshot_25.png

Oh Oh look at that, a mew in the corner. Normally we might shun vanilla legionaries and mythics BUT IT'S A MEW.

Screenshot_26.png

Screenshot_1.png
: Nope,NOPE NOPE NOPE.
Mew.png
: Why must you hide,your true nature child?
Screenshot_1.png
:Uh huh, no idea what you mean, go die please,and thanks. Let's just run Nutte.
Screenshot_27.png

Curse level 90's being faster then us.

Mew.png
: Do not run child, stay, stay and enjoy. Be yourself. Join us, join us, join us.
Screenshot_1.png
: Yeah no, It's REWIND time.

Screenshot_29.png


For some reason it knows this move.
Screenshot_1.png
: I said REWIND TIME!

Screenshot_30.png

Screenshot_1.png
: REWIND.

Screenshot_31.png

You know let's pretend this update never happen, no such thing as a island of half human pokemon, and we never found it.

Turns out Pokegirl island is not post game, I found this out minutes into looking where to go next after last update. :story:
To say the least, Might be a good idea never to go to it again.
 

Attachments

  • Screenshot_7.png
    Screenshot_7.png
    2.7 KB · Views: 1
  • Screenshot_1.png
    Screenshot_1.png
    2.9 KB · Views: 0
  • Screenshot_1.png
    Screenshot_1.png
    2.9 KB · Views: 1

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
Side episode 41-3: Gatcha Hell 2: Please add sparking.


Sorry I haven't really updated in a week or two, I've been burning myself out again on this LP. You can 100% skip this mini side episode and barely miss out of anything because this is just more Fate.


Let's start off by
Screenshot_1.png

Boxing this horrid degeneracy , and then forgetting it, and the whole island ever existed.


Today is going to be just some more training viva fate mon (seriously fate mon are a godsend for reasonably training pokemon to the level I want them at.)

Screenshot_4.png

Tamao, and better pika are the two eevee's I am going to be evoing.

Screenshot_5.png

We got normal really basic eevee moves to learn here.

Screenshot_6.png

Screenshot_7.png

I still like the idea of making BetterPika Evo to this.

Virtualeon.png
: Alternate TIme line backup memory found, install?
Screenshot_1.png
: Abort, it never happen,never existed, never speak of it again.

Screenshot_8.png

Screenshot_9.png

We start learning cyber moves now with Better.

Screenshot_10.png

While leveling up I finally decided on something for drawinism.

Screenshot_11.png

We are going to teach darwinism hurricane move I passed up before.

Screenshot_12.png

I think Our best little eevee earned this.

Screenshot_13.png

I thought it was a good idea to have Tamao learn this so we can finally deal with Sp Atk pokemon.

Screenshot_14.png

Uh oh I Didn't want it to evo yet.

Screenshot_15.png

Sorry Tamao, no Evoing into a that one with two tails who name escapes me and I am far too lazy to look up because I find it meh.

Screenshot_16.png

Seeing how Tamao wants to evo, let's grease the wheels a bit with this shiny stone. You may think you have wack figured out, you may think. " OH A SHINY STONE! that must be a light type eevee, because the shone is reflecting light. " and well.

Screenshot_18.png

You would be.




Screenshot_19.png

Shiny stone is for sylveon. We need a different stone for a light type eevee. Yes there is really a light type eevee.

Screenshot_17.png

Before.

Screenshot_20.png

After.

Sylveon.png
: And thus everyone favorite Eeveelution was born. Me Sylveon,
Screenshot_1.png
: I like the type of eevee Darwinism turned into more.
Sylveon.png
: And your opinion, say it with me now. Doesn't matter.

Screenshot_21.png

Funny enough it does learn a light type move.

Screenshot_22.png

Screenshot_23.png


Screenshot_24.png

It sounds like we are uploading malware to Better then giving it real moves. :story:

Screenshot_25.png

Because sylveon is from a gen with out 2d sprites it gets a custom one.
And boy does it look off.

Sylveon.png
: Oh no, I am being attacked by a walking hot topic.
Screenshot_1.png
: I might as well ask,you didn't talk once before evolving, why are you talking now?
Sylveon.png
: Wouldn't you love to know, You donut steel reject. Why don't you ask when you don't, look like the average twitter troon.
Screenshot_1.png
: Where the hell did you learn about twitter from?
Sylveon.png
: Skree.

(Side note, I like to think it sounds like the sylveon from the sylveon trolls videos. )


Screenshot_26.png

Just a better upgrade optics IMO.

Screenshot_27.png

I was leveling up this one just so i can farm heart scales encase I feel like having any other pokemon relearn moves.

Screenshot_28.png

Seriously this fucker learns I think every move that can steal held items. Really makes the noggin joggin when you look at what color it is.

Screenshot_29.png

For some reason psycho killer here can learn dig. We are replacing charm,but Pokemon Christ that a weird image to picture.
Screenshot_30.png

We also upgrade his bat to a metal one. It has 10 more power.

Screenshot_31.png

I don't pick this up as psycho doesn't know any moves to do any of that.
Screenshot_32.png

I spent a long while debating weather if it was worth it, but in the end I gave up divebomb for this.


Screenshot_33.png

Uh what? I guess screw dig,we have a psycho who does a blood oath now.

Screenshot_34.png

With level ups over I see how many big nuggets I have, because it is time.
And for anyone who has forgot by now, I am aiming to get mash. Because mash looks nice from images I have seen.

Screenshot_36.png

Doing six at a time, and then showing all the stats and moves.
Also if anyone that knows about Fate lore wants to talk about any of this "pokemon" go ahead, that likely be far more interesting then anything I could say.

Here to hype you guys up for complete disappointment is a great banger.


Screenshot_37.png

Screenshot_38.png

Screenshot_39.png


Screenshot_40.png

Screenshot_41.png

Screenshot_42.png

Screenshot_43.png

Must be the old fairy tales if they have a bold nature.

Screenshot_44.png

That's a useful ability.

Screenshot_45.png

Screenshot_46.png

Another divine type,
Screenshot_47.png

Screenshot_48.png

Screenshot_49.png

Oh in other words if we ever do use juicebox never use this fate.

Screenshot_50.png

Basically the same thing as chaos version minus always being super effective because of the typing.

Screenshot_51.png

Yet more divine, at this rate we might as well ascend to become a deity with all this divine power.

Screenshot_52.png

Screenshot_53.png

Screenshot_54.png

I misread this as furry attack at first. Thank god i reread it.

Screenshot_55.png

Screenshot_56.png

OH MERRY MEN!


Screenshot_57.png

Screenshot_58.png

Screenshot_59.png

Basically archer version of a kanto starter.

Screenshot_60.png

Screenshot_61.png

Screenshot_62.png

Hey look at that a double bad ability. Too bad all the double battles have so far been kind of intended, maybe? I guess.

Screenshot_63.png

Screenshot_64.png

I don't get this ones name.

Screenshot_65.png

Screenshot_66.png

A literal fur coat. :story:
Screenshot_67.png

Screenshot_68.png

Screenshot_69.png

Screenshot_70.png

Uh oh thats a dupe,boxing that for a wondertrade at the end.

Screenshot_71.png


Screenshot_72.png

Screenshot_73.png

Screenshot_74.png

Screenshot_75.png

I was interesting how to say this guys name, so I googled fate version of this guy.
His name in fate is. "Fionn mac Cumhaill"
:story: CUMHAILL

Screenshot_76.png

I'll be lonely as well with a last name of cum hail.

Screenshot_77.png

Ahh yes DRINKING THIS LOVELY RAIN WATER TO CURE POISON.

Frozen in ice? SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR DRINKING RAIN WATER.

Screenshot_78.png


Screenshot_79.png

Oh Hey bootleg Lu bu.

Screenshot_80.png

Screenshot_81.png

Screenshot_82.png

Screenshot_83.png

Correct if I am wrong but any combo type with chaos sounds awful.
Chaos always takes super effective damage so I might as well just use juicebox over this guy because we love juicebox, and not edgy berserk bootleg here.

Screenshot_84.png

Screenshot_85.png

Screenshot_86.png

Doesn't even start with chaos moves. TRASH.

Screenshot_87.png

Screenshot_88.png

Screenshot_89.png

Screenshot_90.png

Screenshot_91.png

Hey look our second Qmarks.
Screenshot_92.png

Screenshot_93.png

Screenshot_94.png

Oh, Oh no it knows role play. Make your own joke here.

Screenshot_95.png

Screenshot_96.png

Screenshot_97.png

Screenshot_98.png

This one even worse then the other chaos secondary type. HE DOESN'T EVEN START WITH 4 MOVES.

Screenshot_99.png

This is our last big nugget.
Screenshot_100.png

Screenshot_101.png

Screenshot_102.png

Screenshot_103.png

Not really seeing the assassin part.

Screenshot_105.png

Time to wonder trade the extra.

Screenshot_106.png

I would show you the image but it was blank.

Screenshot_107.png

Like this. I am going to wondertrade this back because I fear the game might crash if I try to even try to battle with it.

Screenshot_108.png


What.gif

Screenshot_109.png

It's like juice box had a retarded cousin. :story:

Of course anne of all fucking trainers is the OT, I think deviant's weirdness magnet is rubbing off onto anne, and she wonder trading all the monstrosities away .

Screenshot_110.png

Screenshot_111.png

Screenshot_112.png

Oh no it's a Discord(4chan, reddit,) mod. Better not post any pokemon memes in general.

Screenshot_113.png

Time to show off all the pokedex entries for these new "pokemon" I'll be getting them off the wiki to save me the trouble of scrolling slowly pass 100's of pokemon. They will be in order starting with martha.

Screenshot_114.png

No I have no idea why It says he and not she.

Screenshot_115.png

Screenshot_116.png

Spoilers I guess.

Screenshot_117.png

Pretty sure that's a fetish .

Screenshot_118.png

:story:

Screenshot_119.png

Could be worse, could be a LOONATIC.


Screenshot_120.png

Screenshot_121.png

Screenshot_122.png

Bringing a whole new meaning to dick slap.

Screenshot_123.png


What.gif

Screenshot_124.png

Let's call the game out on this bluff of a dex.

Screenshot_125.png

Her whole move pool according to th wiki.

Technically it isn't wrong.

Screenshot_126.png


Screenshot_127.png

Lastly what the fuck even is this pokemon. If you ask me,it is what surely must be behind that ancient door in reborn. At least that be more interesting then it ending up being arceus for the millionth time.


That is all this time,maybe next time I wont have such a meaninglessly side episode.
 

Attachments

  • a tamao learned charm.png
    a tamao learned charm.png
    522 bytes · Views: 4
  • Screenshot_92.png
    Screenshot_92.png
    20 KB · Views: 4

Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
no Evoing into a that one with two tails
You mean Sonic's boyfriend? I think his name is Miles
I am aiming to get mash. Because mash looks nice from images I have seen.
cool, I like mashed potatoes too, that shit tastes good... thats totally an anime reference I'm not getting...
Lastly what the fuck even is this pokemon. If you ask me,it is what surely must be behind that ancient door in reborn. At least that be more interesting then it ending up being arceus for the millionth time.
ah finally an anime reference I do get, that pokémon is one of the angels from Evangelion.
1623560601714.png

Also I don't know if this is Reborn finally affecting what little sanity I have left, but I think Berserkalot's desing looks cool
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
You mean Sonic's boyfriend? I think his name is Miles

cool, I like mashed potatoes too, that shit tastes good... thats totally an anime reference I'm not getting...

ah finally an anime reference I do get, that pokémon is one of the angels from Evangelion.
View attachment 2257524
Also I don't know if this is Reborn finally affecting what little sanity I have left, but I think Berserkalot's desing looks cool
Holy shit that a real thing. Here I thought it was just another random ass design meant to be a cool but silly looking joke, this makes the fact Anne was the one who originally caught it even funner.

Forgot to mention but as per usual all the "pokemon" are up for names if any of you want to nickname any of them.
 

Mary the Goldsmith

kiwifarms.net
Holy shit that a real thing. Here I thought it was just another random ass design meant to be a cool but silly looking joke, this makes the fact Anne was the one who originally caught it even funner.

Forgot to mention but as per usual all the "pokemon" are up for names if any of you want to nickname any of them.
Call the Evangelion one "Getindarobot" or something similar to that due to the character limit and berserkalot should be "RetailGutz"
 

Moral Decay

If it was gonna kill ya, boy, it would have by now
kiwifarms.net
I feel like Anne must be having her own insane journey across Wack at this very moment. If Sola GetIndarobot is her trashmon, what the fuck is she catching that's worth keeping?! I can only imagine that she's battling unspeakable horrors in the eldritch realms while Deviant, uh... plays gacha and battles John Cena for no reason.

Cumhaill needs to be, well, Cumhaill. And if you get the TM for it, he should learn hail too!
 

ChucklesTheJester

The Worst Pokemon Trainer Around
kiwifarms.net
I feel like Anne must be having her own insane journey across Wack at this very moment. If Sola GetIndarobot is her trashmon, what the fuck is she catching that's worth keeping?! I can only imagine that she's battling unspeakable horrors in the eldritch realms while Deviant, uh... plays gacha and battles John Cena for no reason.
It really does show just how often deviant comes across the weird and deranged stuff that, what is a epic and Bizarre Adventure for a normal trainer like anne, is just another monday for deviant.

Personally I just think she is just dumping all the weird shit to wondertrade because she wants semi normal pokemon, and not angels and Half human half pokemon abominations.

I think it be even funnier if she not even catching any of these things, they just forcing themselves into her party, and she is having none of it.
Cumhaill needs to be, well, Cumhaill. And if you get the TM for it, he should learn hail too!
We had hail for quite a long time if I remember right, and sadly the wiki doesn't list it as a TM it can learn.
 
Last edited:

Similar threads

  • Poll
Solaris has the balls to be a badass. Cal, has less testosterone than Shelly.
Replies
397
Views
30K
A fangame of a fangame of a fangaem of a fangame...
Replies
44
Views
2K
Top