Let's Sperg Let's experience Pokémon Whack Version.(ScreenShot LP) - Deviantart/Tumbler wet dream. The opposite of dexit.

ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
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Episode 15:Side Town Side Quest.

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As you most of you who replied said we are going with the fallen rock.



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When you take one the other one disappares, atleast the game gives us a reason why, even if it's nonsense given how close the otherone was.

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Hmm I wonder how do We get up there I love collecting items.
We are going downn just enough to advoid this guy, because I trust noone with how bad our pokemon shape is.



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At first I thought this was a new pokeball. No just a battle item.

Would cause less confusion if it ws named smokebomb.
Aside from tht we going to check out that cave.

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I'll like to point out arid's second meaning.

lacking in interest, excitement, or meaning.
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Aside from this thing this cave is empty and meh.

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Oh boy another thing we need to Bring to life.


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This bring up questions such as.

Why was this fossil and the other one next to each other.

How many Fucking Meteors had pokemon in them, or are pokemon.

Right off the top of my head I can think of three offical pokemon with meteor(s) with it's lore.

We Have Deoxys living inside one.

Lunatones Fell to Pokemon world like meteors.(Btw if this is true, holy fuck anyliving thing hit by a lunaton is dead. They weigh 370 Pounds).

And lastly we have Minior which are meteros but if meteors were cute pokemon you could catch.

Those are the 3 off the top of my head. Might be more.

Sorry about that little tangent.

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Just showing off if you walk around in this upper portion of the desert you can find these guys.
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Oh this is how we get that item by going up.

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We also need to be very careful to advoid EVERYONE.

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We also find a new pokemon. I runaway as I'm not trying to risk it. I do fight some of the weaker wild pokemon.

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Hey isn't this the item we needed to evo eevee to a ground type? Looks like we can if we ever need a ground type.

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Let's go downwards I want to see whats around.

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This fucker, he one of those guys who always moving. We need to treat him like this is splitercell, and we are sam fisher.

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Oh thats the way into the ruins down that way. Let's go left, Don't want to backtrack.

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Sandaconda's Down syndrome Smaller brother.

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Why the heck is there a house in the middle of this desert?
Small note for anyone playing this for themselfs.

This house is weird, you have to step into the door, and hit enter button like you would to talk to someone, to get int he house.


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I never really did understand how pokemon could make sands storms in places lacking sand.

Say you are in a pokemon battle in the middle of the ocean. Only sand is under all that water, is likely very wet, and wouldn't make a good sand storm.

Yet A SAND STORM OF RAGING, Out in the middle of a ocean because some pokemon made it happen.

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Fine Fine I'll go and stop bringing up random tangents.


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Walking out of the house plops up not outside the door, but a few spaces below the door.

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If we go down right from the house we find a king's rock.

Hope you people also playing along are keeping notes of the items you might want.

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Huh another cave, I hope more free shit is inside.

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UHHH. NOT RISKING THIS. We are heading out.

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WHAT WHAT? Walking out of the cave for some reason teleports us to the otherside of this desert. WHY? I can forgive the door to that house doing it a few spaces under the door, BUT NOT THIS.

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Oh well free stuff to take my mind off the stuff that hurts it.

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Ever pokemon under the sun can pretty much learn this move.

Striking opponents over and over makes the user's fists harder. Hitting a target raises the Attack stat.
There a joke in there about fisting and sex somewhere.

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OH HELL YEAH LET'S DO THIS.

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The right guy also does wack fossils.

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We all do, unless it's that H fossil,fuck that fossil.

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And I am a questionably gendered, and aged trainer.

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I still quest how they do this. But then I would have to question how in gen 8 they can just take two diffrent pokemon fossil halfs and put them together, and make a living pokemon. Thats a bigger can of worms. Just image how much pain those fossil pokemon must be in.


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Look at this poor thing. If it could talk, it wouldn't because IT BE SCREAMING NONSTOP.

In otherwords it nonstop sound like this.


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We doing the fallen rock first.

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Fine Fine I'll come back later.

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and by that I mean I'll talk to him again like a child on a road trip asking if we are there yet.

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And I ask his clone, HEY YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR CLONE TO THE RIGHT DID.

How long do these fossil reives take anyway?

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Also a PC here, encase we want to ""accidently"" release a ton of our pokemon because the gods wont stop telling us what to do.

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Thank god out of the desert maybe now we can find a Pokemon Center.
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Oh spot that "Hidden" TM up to the left.



How does grass knot work on pokemon such as Wailord, how do you trip it?

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Guy middle of the road even if it's a new town I don't trust him.

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THANK YOU. A pokemon center.

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According to the pokemon wiki Lowkick works just like Grass Knot. Kind of funny to see it here right after we got grass knot.

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Sure you are.

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If you wondering why we have 2 gen 8 starters. Thats because we going to dump them in wondertrade for new cooler pokemon.

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Good Bye overated starter.

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Hello Another pokemon to send into the wondertrade system.

We resend this fucker back into the wondertrade, we want new pokemon, not pokemon that is vanilla.

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What the the hell? A carpet? (Small note, I forget to show this guys stats this update.)

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Good bye the starter I liked from gen 8.

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Hello another pokemon being traded back into the system.

I hate when It gives me vanilla pokemon.

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And we get a shiny touhou.
or as @Coelacanth Put it.

by the looks of it her shiny sprite is meant to resemble Flandre too. So that means you technically own two Flandres now.
Well hot damn.

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Oh Another pure chaos? JuiceBox Has a friend.

Also that OT name. I expected nothing less from a touhou fan.

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Oh Hey look at that This one also has double team.

No idea how much her moves are inline with lore.

Nor do I know any Touhou lore. Nor do I think I really want to get that into touhou given the rep the fanbase has.

Also because some of that weird ass art I've seen of it.

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So A devil touhou version of twilight sparkle.
Pretty sure I just gained a bunch of enemies somewhere on the weeb for even daring to say something that mentions those two fandoms in the same line. Kek.

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I would like this better if rather then what ever the hell this dex entry is, if it was just.

A WHOLE NEEEEEEW WORLD!


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Hmmmm Maybe I could give them juice box for a bit. He is a baby elder god, and this is a day care.

Oh Who am I kidding I like Juicebox too much. And besides you guys wouldn't like me trying to ditch a pokemon you all grow to weirdly love.

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No pokemon to give to you yet.

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This kid just runs up and down in a stright line.

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Small note, the pidgey doesn't have anything to say.
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Oh we have option which gym to tackle next.

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Might as well talk to the old guy standing on the edge of town we passed by.

Uhhh, Sure?

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But we don't even own that pokemon.
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Or this one.

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Or charizard, Hey wait Z? That's new. Hold on letme go check the wack wiki on this.



OH OH NO. This this is wrong. This is bad.

You think Game freak has a fetish for charizard? HAHAHA. CHECK THIS OUT.


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Eight new mega evo's for Chizard. EIGHT OF THEM.

I can understand why eevee has so many evo's given it's eevees gimmick to get new evo's for new types/types it doesn't have in the offical games. BUT HOLY SHIT EIGHT NEW MEGA'S FOR CHIZARD? I'm not showing any of the Pictures for them, becaue I'll leave that up to you guys if you want me to level one up to show off these megas.

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We also now have a mega ring, meaning If we do get a mega stone for a pokemon we do own we can use it.

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He then turns into a plant.

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About what I expect a person would say if they got turned into a tree.

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>Sidequest Get

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If we walk into these trees over here, and walk into the blackness.

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Atleast they told us this time about this hidden area.

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A faint voice? In this Mod? Nah.
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The less casual players already know what pokemon is in this side quest.
Hell I knew what pokemon it was just from this line.

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For all you Bodybuilders out there.

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Skree not a new move, and we sadly say goodbye to screech.

As nice as it is, I think slash will be more useful.

(Note from the future, I am very stupid for getting rid of screech. Hindsight is 20/20)

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When I saw this guy, I swear he looked like I've seen him before. so I went googling.

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It reminded me of this Ben Ten alien. ALIEN X.


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Those are the 3 moves I seen it use. Celestal ray sounding the most cool.

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I always wondered what the fuck a carbos was, Turns out it's short for carbohydrate. So pretty much we feeding the pokemon bread.

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I am going to keep stockpiling rare candies, encase we need to do a mass level up.

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As pityful as this one is, we wont catch it. Unless you guys want me to.

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Which turns into
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Every time.

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Didn't juicebox use this move once when he metronomed?

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Only attack it got to use before we oneshot it.

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I walked into the shrine before I took a screencap of it. Whoops.

But you guys already know what it looks like.

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I don't speak pokemon, no idea what you said.

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What am I even saying Yes or No to? I guess Yes then.

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WOAH ENGLISH It speaks english at us. This would be more mazeing but like every other pokemon we meet in a non battle does.

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And apprently they are invisble as well.

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This one of you guys/gals? In this game we have no friends.

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Oh no he talking about SW/SH HE JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT DEXIT.

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Look buddy, Not only do I hear only like around 1/4 of what you say, I don't even see you. Unless you talking about dexit, It's likely not true,

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Sounds like twitter.

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Now you just sound like every other pokemon villain.

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DIO. WRYYYYYYYYYYY!


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HAVE AT YOU! *throws glass*


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Pikachu and eevee.

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To a nonsense save the world plot? Figured as much.

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Nah I already genre savvy enough.

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Didn't the ghost girl also have this laugh? Huh I wonder if that was really just celbi.

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And it then auto starts a battle.

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This move Fucking celebi using recover. This is why I hate you celebi.

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See this move. Hits us twice, and does more then half of skree HP.

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Mind you I'm cutting out a lot of slow wittle the HP down and celebi using recover just to piss me off.

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This is the closest I've gotten it's HP own with out it spamming recover. It's now or never.

We are using the one ultra ball we got for saving that guy.

LET'S DO THIS.

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and fail.

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Here another move it knows. It also hit pretty fucking hard. Also notice the HP is back up, thats just from one recover.
And this move takes out glowstick. When it uses it the next turn.

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We got it's HP low enough I scared it just use recover to fuck with us.

Great ball fails and it
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USES USES RECOVER AGAIN. ARRRRG.

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FUCKING RECOVER. I FUCKING HATE YOU CELEBI.

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We I havn't leveled up our two new pokemon.

Guess what happens.

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And beind a chaos type. Yeah get use to being oneshot by everything.

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Up to you juicebox. Saved ya for last.

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YES HE GOT IT OFF, WHAT WILL IT DO?

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It only did 1/10-2/10 of the enemy hp with that. It's okay juicebox You did better then the touhou.

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I see this more as celebi taking our money.


Moral of the story. FUCK YOU CELEBI.

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On the brightside even if we lost we saved this girl.

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Thats pretty mind fucky to think about that.

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OH BABY, didn't this thing cost 100k at that pokemart? HELL YEAH.

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And with that lost, and quest complete. I'll end it here.
 

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Auk Autist

Birbs create the big Happy
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Episode 15:Side Town Side Quest.
Koakuma is a very minor Touhou character, shes basically just a humanized imp who is the library assistant to Patchouli Knowledge, who is a relatively minor character herself. Goddamn, thats a lot of fucking Charizard megas though. I eagerly await what horrors the fossils will torture our eyes with.
 

ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
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wow koakuma has magic bounce, that shits busted, basically if a pokemon tries to inflict any status move on you, it will be reflected on the pokemon that used the move, enemy tries to put you to sleep, now they are asleep, enemy tried to poison you, nope, now they are poisoned.
Oh holy fuck, That sounds more broken then Dynamax.
 

BusyMaribo

Ara Ara...
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Oh holy fuck, That sounds more broken then Dynamax.
yeah the new gen 8 waifu pokemon that every degenerate is rule 34'ing the shit out of has it as a hidden ability.
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It has to have a hidden ability like that since its slower then snorlax who has 30 base speed, while hatterene has 29 base speed.

Funny enough hatterene while being slow, has insane sp. atk and def.

and some more dumb trivia, the fanbase has dubb'd Hatterene as the vibe check pokemon.

If it senses any emotion, it will violently stop said emotions. I refer to it as the domestic abuse pokemon.
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thats enough dumb pokemon trivia for today.
 

ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
kiwifarms.net
yeah the new gen 8 waifu pokemon that every degenerate is rule 34'ing the shit out of has it as a hidden ability.
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It has to have a hidden ability like that since its slower then snorlax who has 30 base speed, while hatterene has 29 base speed.

Funny enough hatterene while being slow, has insane sp. atk and def.

and some more dumb trivia, the fanbase has dubb'd Hatterene as the vibe check pokemon.

If it senses any emotion, it will violently stop said emotions. I refer to it as the domestic abuse pokemon.
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thats enough dumb pokemon trivia for today.
Yeah I heared about that in the pokemon griefing thread because people on twitter was getting Upset over that dex entry.


Also here a spoiler for all of you.

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Guess who I found.
 

ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
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Okay Guys next update I feel gonna be one of the long kind. So I have a question for this next spoiler.

Do you guys want to see deviant Become rich by exploiting bad programming. (I call this LOADS OF MONEY)

Or JuiceBox Being JuiceBox.
 

GnomeofDoc

What? I like weird old guns.
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Okay Guys next update I feel gonna be one of the long kind. So I have a question for this next spoiler.

Do you guys want to see deviant Become rich by exploiting bad programming. (I call this LOADS OF MONEY)

Or JuiceBox Being JuiceBox.
JuiceBox being JuiceBox
 

ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
kiwifarms.net
i know what touhou that comes from...
JuiceBox got lucky with metronome.

This does bring up more questions then it answers if summoning a train is a move metronome can pull. As well as Noose Move from before.

I will say One of the moves that a enemy pokemon pulled I didn't screen cap like a ton of updates ago was.


And before you ask. Yes Fate/(which ever one) Pokemon you can get. According to the wiki there are.

No idea where to find them.
 

ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
kiwifarms.net
Sorry it's taking way longer then normal, Real life reasons (The flu), and well a ingame reason that has to do with this spoiler.

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How did devaint suddenly gain 170k in Money, well you find out when ever I get this update done.
 
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ChucklesTheJester

Kyubey.
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I vote for catching all of the new garbage mons you can.
Sure I can catch more of them Got any we have seen you want me to go for first?
Is completing the pokedex even possible in this game?
Depends which dex you mean.
Regional Dex is only
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Thats inculdes some Vanilla pokemon.

If you mean the National Dex.

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

Mind you The Wiki is still incomplete, and there a ton of wackmon not on it.

AND THIS ALSO MEANS ALT EVOS FOR SOME POKEMON.

You know bowser spoiler I posted.

HE HAS ELEVEN DIFFRENT FORMS HE EVO'S INTO.

I'm not even sure if you can get a second bowser as if you defeat/catch him in that battle you can't refight him.
 

Questionable Ceviche

True & Honest Fan
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Sure I can catch more of them Got any we have seen you want me to go for first?

Depends which dex you mean.
Regional Dex is only
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Thats inculdes some Vanilla pokemon.

If you mean the National Dex.

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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

Mind you The Wiki is still incomplete, and there a ton of wackmon not on it.

AND THIS ALSO MEANS ALT EVOS FOR SOME POKEMON.

You know bowser spoiler I posted.

HE HAS ELEVEN DIFFRENT FORMS HE EVO'S INTO.

I'm not even sure if you can get a second bowser as if you defeat/catch him in that battle you can't refight him.
So if it has a bunch of different evos, there's only one in the game,. If it's not breedable, and there's no trading, then it is impossible to actually complete the dex. That's a pet peeve I have about romhacks and pokemon fan games in general. It's not that most people would even bother trying to complete the dex, it's that they can't.
 
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