Kiwi Farms

Starting up the game we treated this this Trio of rejected Deviantart OC's. Accompanied by, and I kid you not Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now."




I not going to show all the Intro stuff, but I will some of it.





This is the Level of quality we going to see a lot of for all these 2500+ new Pokemon. It gets "Better"


Are the two in the back meant to be Nazi's? Pokémon Nazi's? Why?


Kind of looks like a bootleg Ghost Buster.


Me and the Boys standing next to what may or may not be poorly drawn blonde Hitler.
Got to love the real Pokémon next to the fake ones.



RLM's Scientist Man has seen better days.


Your eyes do not fool you. Why yes that is a samurai next to Godzilla. Atleast it's better then the 2000 American Godzilla movie.


Is that a Portal? Part of it's body? Every new thing just leaves more questions then answer.


Pretty sure this is someone's fetish. Please don't tell me if it really is.



And I am not Chuckles. I am my own OC Fuckles.


Then why are you here? And why are you giving me the options for controls.


This is the Contracts. Next up is adventure option.


Should put some quotation marks around Grand.

Like this. """""""""""""""""Grand """"""""""""""""" Not sure if you can call what we going to do grand.


Every possible source? Don't know if I like the sound of that.


I sure hope those mysteries are in a Dungeon.


Pretty standard for Pokémon.


You are right, it's about Laughing at what horrible abomanations we come across.


We? Is Arceus with you Mr Not oak?


And we back here time for the last option.


Oh, Hey a real Pokémon I didn't think we see one so early. I thought for sure it show case some MS Paint-mon.


You know how this intro line go, pretty bog standar-


Well Never mind that went south fast. I know It's Canon that humans married Pokémon but come on.
Wearing it on ya sleeve here.



Like why do so many people want to fuck Gardevior?



There, your welcome Not Oak.



So here we make a chance, you might noticed the odd option of. "More Options".


Aside from the Overused Attack helicopter Meme, I chuckled at the refencse these lines are making.
But for this LP we going with the Maybe Option.


Dear God this is a mistake. What are we, and how do I make it do a flip?


The Only name I can fit in the limited letter limit that I feel okay with.


I have to be a deviant if I am willing to play with this thing as my In world avatar.


We won't turn them on but we will take a look.


A built in randomizer Nice Nice.



Huh Synth city sounds cool.


WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCK.

What how? Why?


WHAT? Is that a bug or a feature? Thanks for the warning but how long has this bug been a thing?


As much as I will ever be.



Throbbing what?



Throbbing what? It didn't tell me what, and yes the last massage gets cut off at the G for what ever reason.

Next time. We will get our first Pokémon and see what we can find in the starting area.