LET’S GO SWIMMING!!!!! - 8/7/2019 (Day 50 of this 100-Day Nightmare) - we're halfway done, y'all!

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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Bath Time!!!!

So, does this confirm the new bed speculation that was around before the vids hit a time warp?

Ok, so the dogs were excited to see you home, but they get excited for the mailman everyday, what about E&R, hmm? This was why anxiety about going home, huh? Whatever fight there was must have been epic.
 

Very Honest Content

(Formerly a) Niggo(?)
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She can get in this low cost alternative to a trip to the lake and kick her giant laygs for 20 minutes a day, that's the start of aerobic exercise that will burn the calories she needs to finally actually lose some weight. If 20 minutes is too much, cut it in half and work up to 20 minutes, once you can do 20, increase it until it's 40, you can do it in five or 10 or whatever minutes sets to add in rest for her overworked heart. Control what you eat and that's the way even a death fat like Amber in her late 20's can extend her life.

So we'll never see this pool used again before it's too cold in the fall to get in there because most of all, Amber's the laziest fat ass alive today documented on kiwifarms.
 

Haesindang Park

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The funny thing about that is that she likely just needs a new mattress in general - they wear out faster than most people realize, and she's like 4x normal human weight - but she was so impressed by her hotel's mattress (likely newer and not worn out) that she wants to get literally the same brand.
I'd reccomend her the Big Fig Mattress brand then.
 

Whatthefuck

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I love how she announces that she doesn't know how to use it, despite written instructions on the container.
The stupid bitch couldn't outsmart that Japanese soda without watching a YT tutorial and there were written instructions on that as well. I'm going out on a limb and saying that she never learned to follow instructions. She's never shown any evidence of being able to do so in any area of her life so this isn't exactly a revelation.
 
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