Since people like this idea, I'm going to rewrite the OP.
So, a great idea floated around the Russell Greer thread, and that idea was...
THE KIWI FARMS GAY MUSIC ALBUM FOR FAGGOTS (working title)
WHAT IS IT?A collaborative album where anyone can contribute songs. When completed, it'll be uploaded for free to Bandcamp, with an optional pay-what-you-want price. All proceeds will go to Null so he can afford the pay for this website. Based on my estimates, the album will earn enough money to keep the site running for between 12-15 minutes.
WHAT KIND OF SONGS WILL BE ON THE ALBUM?I'd like to either see original songs themed about Kiwi Farms in general. Songs about a specific cow, Null being gay, etc. or covers of existing songs written by cows (So Need a Cute Girl by Christian and the Hedgehog Boys, I Don't Get You, Taylor Swift by Russell Greer, etc.)
WHAT ARE THE RULES?
1. NO PARODIES OF EXISTING SONGS!
I feel like that whole thing is played out.
2. THE SONGS MUST HAVE ORIGINAL INSTRUMENTATION!
If you were to, for example, cover Stuck in Lugia's Stomach Alone by JustinRPG, you'd not only have to redo the vocals, you'd also have create your own original backing track instead of just getting a karaoke version of Stuck in the Middle With You.
Soundclips/samples/sentence mixing are OK. The song also has to be new. No reuploading shit you already made, you lazy fuck.
3. IF YOU'RE SHIT, YOU WON'T GET ON THE ALBUM!
4. 1 COVER PER ALBUM, 1 SONG PER ARTIST
We don't need 50 covers of the same Chris Chan song, and we don't need half the songs on the albums coming from the same guy.
There are no genre restrictions, as long as it doesn't suck.
HOW DO I GET INVOLVED?Post the following in this thread:
1. What song you'd like to do
2. What instruments and genres you play
3. An example of previous music you've written
4. If you need help creating the song, and what do you need? (Someone who can sing, produce, etc.)
Feel free to use this thread to float ideas around, and talk amongst yourselves.
Good luck, fuckers!