Off-Topic Let's make a subforum where we roleplay countries neighbouring Australitania - Phil can join in if he wants to

[HG 400]

It would be cool to have a forum game roleplay of Australitanian regional affairs and stuff since Phil seems to be playing these out but nobody on his facebook will engage. We could really let our imaginations soar and have a fun time crafting stories for the world around Australitania.

My nation will be called El Valencia. It is a hispanophone nation about half the size and population of Australitania, and borders them to the west. Our main exports are rubber and oil. The majority mestizo population is evenly split between class solidarity with the Australitanian workers, and nationalistic hostility towards them based on a historic territorial dispute. The right-wing government and white-hispanic financial elite is socially and financially tied to the white financial elite of Australitania and actively funds the financial oppression of the Australitanian masses, and strongly opposes the leftist Australitanian government. Financial equality and social programs are almost non-existent in El Valencia, adding a further layer of discord between the two nations. We maintain warm relations with the United States and most latin american nations, but have ceased all diplomatic relations with Venezuela because of a dispute over fishing rights.

Let's have some cool fun with this, guys!

 

[KingQueen]

This idea is completely non-autistic and sounds like "cool fun".

 

[HG 400]

I agree.

The El Valencian media has reported riots and unrest in neighbouring Australitania, claiming the riots are caused by deep dissatisfaction and anger towards the ruling Australitanian government and have left 32 confirmed dead, all protesters. Presidente Dynastia of El Valencia has announced the Valencian Armed Forces have entered a state of increased preparedness to guard against 'regional instability'.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

My country is austrazion. An Israeli backed state composed of Jewish refugees from the surrounding countries. Although it itself has only limited power it has foreign aid from Israel and thus any attack on it by Australatina will provoke a war with Israel. It is thoroughly opposed to Australatina but Australatina is more ambiguous. Most citizens are descended from Italian Jewish immigrants to Australatina back in the 1800s so pizza and cheese are popular foods there and exported in large amounts to Australatina. Their airforce is their best branch of their armed forces and there is universal conscription of all persons from the age of 18-20 with pregnancy being the only way to get out of it. It has nukes from Israel and it dislikes New Hordaland but not as much as Australatina because they have the same ethnocentrism in wanting to claim the New World for Israel

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

My autism is ready. I'll just keep adding shit to the post as soon as retarded ideas enter my head.
My country is called Kha Kram and it has Southeast Asian esque culture while being inexplicably situated on another retardedly shaped island (it's in the shape of a shrunken, mirrored map of Poland & Kaliningrad stuck together) off the coast of eastern Canada, right next to Australatina. The dictator is to Phil what Phil wants to be towards Chris and he keeps doing Khmer Rouge-esque purges just to always be one step ahead of Phil (for example, not just people wearing glasses are targeted but also people with rat teeth). The country faces shortages in food and basic goods because most production has been diverted to extra-sized dragon dildos in order to also one-up Phil.

Ginger root is banned and anyone caught in possession of it faces immediate execution by a firing squad and the rest of the family is sentenced to 30 years of gulag.

The squad cars used by the state police are a modified version of the famous East German Trabant, with its two-stroke motorcycle engine replaced with the new unique Kha Kramese invention dubbed the "single stroke engine". The government insists that this squad car choice has nothing to do with the rampant, flourishing crime rate.

 

[Arkangel]

My nation will be New Hordaland. It borders Australitania to to the north. and encompasses most of the east coast of modern day Canada.

Founded by viking settlers in the 10th century who were able to beat back the indigenous population and settle properly, it is the oldest nation on the continent with the coastal capital of Skald being founded in 1184 b.c.e. The fair-haired, strong folk descended from Norsemen also have technological prowess which helped them overcome long ocean voyages, sewing crops in colder climates, and creating better ways of facilitating trade with other nations. This aptitude for engineering by necessity has let New Hordaland become to most technologically advanced nation on the continent. The government is a technocracy in which solutions to problems are solved using science and engineering, which also allows the nation to enjoy the highest standards of living compared to neighboring nations.

The culture of N.H. is also very ethnocentric in that the near-homogenized population believe that they are superior to those of other nations. Many people believe in a manifest destiny doctrine that the nation should expand it's borders into Austalitania and beyond in order to "cleanse" the world of peoples they deem "unproductive" in a technocratic society. Because of this belief, there exists tense hostilities between the two nations in something similar to the Cold War.

Edit 1184 c.e. NOT b.c.e. TOO far back.

 

[Alex Krycek]

My country will be Xinhua. Its an island nation off the coast of Australatina, roughly 1/4 its size that the Anglo population largely brought Chinese laborers to (the previous population had been killed off by potato blight) and later, former members of the Kuomintang were put in key positions of power to quell any Maoist uprisings. The Country fiercely opposes Australatina at every turn based on both moral and ideological grounds. Democratic Elections cannot be held until the liberation of Australatina on the grounds that a foreign and oppressive ideology may sweep the nation, but the citizenry are unoppressed in their day to day lives and the country upholds free speech as a guiding principle in its constitution. It enjoys good relations with the US, UK, and Post-Soviet Russia.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

My country is named "ADFs Testes" and it is located east of Florida and directly south of Australatina and thus, ADF. It's shape is two circles next to each other and everyone eats cheese and rides bikes. The population is 100% cis white men too. It's government is Marxist (in name only) and the national sport is existing with balls and whining on facebook.

 

[NeverHappened]

Founded by viking settlers in the 10th century who were able to beat back the indigenous population and settle properly, it is the oldest nation on the continent with the coastal capital of Skald being founded in 1184 b.c.e.

Time traveling Vikings. White people build the best time machines.

 

[IV 445]

What is the prevailing wind direction? Because I would hate to be the country downwind from Philthy's state

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

My country will be Al-Andulas. It's a Islamic-Hispanic nation bordering Australatina and there has been historical tensions between the two nations due to Religious differences between the social elites. Al-Andulas has grown tired of Australatina's decadence and over-reliance on western conventions, and has trained and funded a Mujahideen organization within it's borders.

 

[VLAD]

My country will be Tlahtoloyan, located in a geographically isolated corner of the Australatinian landmass bordered by thick jungle and impassable volcanic mountains. Its population consists of Australatinian aboriginals untouched by the trappings of modern civilization. Their technology, government, religion, and civics have remained stagnant for over five hundred years. The people practice a primitive form of sun worship, with the reigning Emperor believed to be an embodiment of the divine sun made manifest. In order to ensure that the sun continues to rise each day, the people of Tlahtoloyan must execute at least one human sacrifice in a daily morning ritual, although mass sacrifices of Australatinian prisoners are common. The existence of Tlahtoloyan is disavowed by the Australatinian government, and despite their continuing efforts to root out the natives, the antique armaments and pitiful organization of the ADF leaves them ill-equipped at handling coordinated guerrilla ambushes by the elite Tlahtoloyani warrior caste.

 

[Vitriol]

@Valiant can you do us map like your old supporters thread please?

 

[Handsome Pete]

My country is America, goddammit.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Alright, fine, I'll partake in this autism because it looks like the fun kind of autism.

My nation is Skulistan, formerly known as Yorico before a military uprising in 2014 usurped control of the country. The nation had good (Almost too good) relations with Australatina for a time, bordering both Australatina and the Cisacadia White Bank, which allowed for Australatina military forces to move through the country should they need to make a surprise attack. The country was ran by Prime Minister Brosephina Stalin, a shemale tranny dominatrix from Siberia, who took in trannies and queers alike. However, the leader of the military and her brother, Broseph Stalin, viewed the LGBT policies as a threat, believing that Yorico would soon be absorbed into Australatina. During his first attempted coup, he failed and was exiled. During this time the country began to implement Australatinan laws, such as making it illegal to be CISgendered, and therefore the peaceful CISfolk were forced into castration camps, where they would be forced to transition into a gender they didn't want.

But in 2014, after having fought in the Skeleton Wars, losing his skin, and amassing a large guerilla strike force, Broseph Stalin made an all out attack on Yorico while being backed by dissenters within the Yorican military. In one short week, Yorican soldiers were either executed or had sworn loyalty to Commander Stalin. Brosephina Stalin had her tranny dick Zandatsu'd off during an honor duel and bled out in front of everyone. Once Commander Stalin had fully taken over Yorico, he had the nation renamed Skulistan and reformed it into a militaristic anarcho-capitalist junta nation whose sole purpose was to see the eradication of Australatina. While officially considered a failed state by the U.N., former Eastern Bloc nations have had secret arms treaties with Skulistan, supplying them with weaponry to hold their borders against foreign invaders, and to supply the Cisacadia White Banks should they need aid. As part of their treaty with White Banks, Skulistan allows CIShet saboteurs to cross though their lands and into Australatina, fully being able to navigate most military blockades Australatina has in place.

 

[Frenda]

https://www.nationstates.net

 

[Adamska]

Oh boy here we go.

Transcadia is a small nation that was carved out from the bloody 1948 referendum where the Spanish speaking Australatine peoples dominated over the English speaking Ciscadians. It was a small mountainous exclave that was able to use the terrain of the isle to keep a small amount of independence for the English speaking Protestants who made up a large minority of the islanders. US recognition of this small nation kept it alive, making the nation a major economic tiger, focusing primarily on STEM related products; bearings for rocketry from the iron rich volcanic region, software for tablets, and other third party elements for a variety or electronic and mechanical devices gives the nation an industrial edge.

This republic is a conservative one that focuses primarily on a Christian Democratic ideal, but outreach to surviving Jews and to Hindu and even Shi'a peoples has shown that Transcadia has made much progress from the doldrums of the junta that ruled throughout the 70's and 80's. President Robert Simmons in particular has made great strides in giving this nation dignity. The nation funds KOFO, a major terrorist organization, in the hopes to destabilize and liberate their English speaking cousins who have suffered from the misrule of the Partida de Obrero Maoistas, the Communist party that managed to usurp the Partida Rosada, the formerly dominant Socialist Party that drove the Australatine political machine throughout its inception to the Night of Figs of 1974. The current strongman in particular is hated violently for being the worst of Kampuchea and North Korea.

 

[Randy Lahey]

My country is Sunnyvale, it's main exports are Weed, homemade potato vodka, and automobiles that are missing the front passenger side door.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

https://www.nationstates.net

Don't forget the CIA World Factbook, their formatting will be a useful guideline.

 

[Tismo]

I am the owner of a micro-nation known as the cis boys platform, inhabited by 6 dudes and a dog.