lets make an absurd fuckin play -

[Deadwaste]

based on the real life stories of a anne frank play but it's illegal mexicans hiding from ice agents, and the recent genderqueer romeo and juliet(god i wanna die already), let's make ourselves something that tops the cake

 

[IV 445]

One word: trannies

 

[eldri]

One word: trannies

Second word: Holocaust

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Meet Dimentia, an FTM trans who wants to be the world's best gamer.

Her jerk cis-male brother Chad tries to thwart her at every turn, but gets his just deserts when a crazy accident makes them switch bodies.

Looks like Chad is about to find out what it's like to be given the wrong gender!

With such hit songs like "If I Only had a Dick" and "Die Cis Scum", you're sure to love this Broadway hit in the making!

 

[Judge Holden]

Second word: Holocaust

Third word: Furries
Fourth word: Gamergate

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Make it a musical with stripper boots

 

[Begemot]

Meet Dimentia, an FTM trans who wants to be the world's best gamer.

Her jerk cis-male brother Chad tries to thwart her at every turn, but gets his just deserts when a crazy accident makes them switch bodies.

Looks like Chad is about to find out what it's like to be given the wrong gender!

With such hit songs like "If I Only had a Dick" and "Die Cis Scum", you're sure to love this Broadway hit in the making!

Dimentia: OMG, Chad, you hetero-normative cis-trash, I can't believe you cock-blocked me!
Chad: Sis, you said you and your futa pals were going to 'run a train' on that 'cute sleeping hetero with a purdy mouth' at the frat party. So, yeah, I stopped you. Next time I'll call the police.
Dementia: You don't get it, you don't get what marginalised people go through! Raping that twink would be reparations for the pain I've suffered!
Chad: Rape isn't normal sis. Wait, where are you going?
Dimentia:Lady Roma's psychic Emporium. She will help me with her magic.
Chad: Magic isn't real, sis.....sis! Stop! Damn...

SEGUES INTO 'MY SISTER IS A RAPIST BRAT', an upbeat jazzy number:

 

[QT 219]

"The Ganzfeld Extravaganza"

A Two-Act play in which a violent sexual assault felon pretending to be a transgendered High School music teacher must help a Survivors of Animal Rape support group, host a jamboree for a town recovering from a recent hurricane and an anti-vaxxer measles outbreak.

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

This has to be at some point: "And then Xir (That's a pronoun, BTW) walked on them having sex with six quadruple amputee midgets wearing MAGA hats"

 

[MemeGray]

A twist on a classic, when a 30 year old orphan man with short red hair has his dream come true when an older man offers to pay for her hrt and bottom surgery. With hit songs like "it's a hard cock life" and "your never fully dressed without cotton panties" experience The little orphan Tranny on broadway.

 

[UnKillShredDur]

Chicano: The Musical!

Basically it's just Chicago: The Musical, except everyone is Mexican because muh representation or something.

 

[The Shadow]

It needs a subplot about a loser that tries to shoot up a grocery store to gain a ghost vagina.

 

[Begemot]

Dimentia: YES! YES! I'VE FINALLY GOT A COCK!
Chad: Sis, I don't feel so good *looks at mirror* What the hell..I'm...you....
Dimentia: Lady Roma's potion worked! Now I've got a 12 inch cock and abs of steel. My gender dysphoria was always about you, big bro. I always wanted to be you. Now I am you. Now I'm the man I was always meant to be. My dick will be the reckoning of these hetero-normative bigots. I'll rape these cis-sluts into submitting to social justice!
Chad: Dimentia, sis, stop, it's not too late.
Dimentia; Nah. It's rape time! I've got a 12 inch cock and I'm not gonna stop! I wonder which one of your friends I should facefuck first, Brandon, such a sweet smile...Nick? Very curvy..mmmmm....My dick will create a wonderland of cis-slaves
Chad: Nooooooooooooo!!!

Segue to Picadilly Palare sung by @CWCissey

*with apologies to @Sword Fighter Super

 

[the autist of dojima]

Third word: Furries
Fourth word: Gamergate

Fift word: drumpf
Six word: russia

 

[soy_king]

Spoiler: Super off topic

I've had this thought for a while, and it's probably not as absurd more that it's subversive and would create a lot of salt: Have a word for word play of Spike Lee's X, but Malcolm X is played by Sam Hyde, all Black characters (especially NOI) are white guys, and the white characters are either black or other minorities.

 

[The Shadow]

Spoiler: Super off topic

I've had this thought for a while, and it's probably not as absurd more that it's subversive and would create a lot of salt: Have a word for word play of Spike Lee's X, but Malcolm X is played by Sam Hyde, all Black characters (especially NOI) are white guys, and the white characters are either black or other minorities.

Could Sam Hyde get away with that?

 

[soy_king]

Could Sam Hyde get away with that?

What else could they do to him? If this was ever made, Sam Hyde would probably become the living embodiment of /pol/.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

How about Anne Frank's Diary but Anne is a troon, trying to escape being sent to Troonblinka (La Zorra) and Greta Gustava being literally Hitler.

 

[Deadwaste]

How about Anne Frank's Diary but Anne is a troon, trying to escape being sent to Troonblinka (La Zorra) and Greta Gustava being literally Hitler.

well theyre sorta doing something like that already, but with mexicans. gotta get more creative, like cleopatra but we wuz kangz

 

[DudeWithTheFood]

How about we open the play like Taming of the Shrew? The framing device could be about this boy trying to put on a play for his drama club and failing miserably. He makes the play about 9/11 but he thinks that 9/11 was actually a story about an exceptional elephant and his struggles in life at the zoo. Everyone is appalled at the absurdity of it all and the club president starts up the real play to show the boy how a play should be made.

Enter Act 1.