Lets play a game -

[Count groudon]

Ok, so back in middle school, every year the teachers would have us play a game where we say three facts about ourself. Two of them are fake, and everyone else had to guess which one was true, just thought it'd be a fun thing to try.
Ok I'll start
•I'm double jointed
•my favorite color is red
•IM BATMAAAN

Good luck

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

You're not Batman. We all know Fialovy is the gosh darn Batman, it used to be in her avatar.

I was born on July 4th
My favorite color is orange
I used to attend Ohio State

Edit: Ah, crap, I messed up. I thought we said two true facts and one wrong fact. I bolded the false and dishonest one.

 

[The Hunter]

• I love filthy awful inferior cat.
• I have severe autism and cannot stop talking about 18th century American politics.
• I'm sexually attracted to men and am insufferable.

 

[Pikonic]

• I love filthy awful inferior cat.
• I have severe autism and cannot stop talking about 18th century American politics.
• I'm sexually attracted to men and am insufferable.

Pretty sure you like dogs, so it's not the first one.
And since general doesn't have a 18th century American politics thread......

You're not Batman. We all know Fialovy is the gosh darn Batman, it used to be in her avatar.

I was born on July 4th
My favorite color is orange
I used to attend Ohio State

Since you're from Ohio I'm gonna say Go Buckeyes! (Crap)

Pikonic's turn:
I enjoy a nice glass of gin whenever I can.
My favorite food is veal parm.
I don't mind spiders.

Answer

Spoiler

Gin tastes awful and I don't like the taste of veal

 

[spaps]

-I accidentally shot a friend in the leg with a shotgun.
-I am the law.
-I look like I'm a stoner, even though I'm not.

 

[LM 697]

-I accidentally shot a friend in the leg with a shotgun.
-I am the law.
-I look like I'm a stoner, even though I'm not.

You are not the law.

Also you forgot to answer Pikonic's post.

Pikonic's turn:
I enjoy a nice glass of gin whenever I can.
My favorite food is veal parm.
I don't mind spiders.

You hate spiders because you're smart and not a deviant or lamer.


• I hate Chris.
• I am the real, honest to God Zodiac Killer.
• I hate Chris.

 

[The Hunter]

• I hate Chris.
• I am the real, honest to God Zodiac Killer.
• I hate Chris.

Well, you're clearly Chris, so looks like we finally have a confession! Why'd you do it, Chris? Were you inspired by Hitler?

• I met Obama at McDonald's once and we blazed up a joint together.
• I survived a bear attack.
• I am a bear.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm really a man
I'm really Chris
My avatar is a blue Pikachu

....shit, I think I did that wrong.

 

[Niachu]

I'm really a man
I'm really Chris
My avatar is a blue Pikachu

....shit, I think I did that wrong.

Obviously. You didn't guess first!

 

[Surtur]

• I hate Chris.
• I am the real, honest to God Zodiac Killer.
• I hate Chris.

Well, you're clearly Chris, so looks like we finally have a confession! Why'd you do it, Chris? Were you inspired by Hitler?

• I met Obama at McDonald's once and we blazed up a joint together.
• I survived a bear attack.
• I am a bear.

You never met Obama.


* I am a huge fan of George Jones
* I love strawberries
* I once worked in a dog grooming salon.

 

[The Dude]

• I hate Chris.
• I am the real, honest to God Zodiac Killer.
• I hate Chris.

Well, you're clearly Chris, so looks like we finally have a confession! Why'd you do it, Chris? Were you inspired by Hitler?

• I met Obama at McDonald's once and we blazed up a joint together.
• I survived a bear attack.
• I am a bear.

You never met Obama.


* I am a huge fan of George Jones
* I love strawberries
* I once worked in a dog grooming salon.

You don't like strawberries.

I'm a big fan of firearms.
I'm a sex god.
I'm Iron Man.

 

[exball]

You don't like strawberries.

I'm a big fan of firearms.
I'm a sex god.
I'm Iron Man.

You are really Iron man.

* I have never broken a bone in my life.
* I'm good at math.
* I am the true and honest creator of Pixyteri rosechu, the electric weeboo pokemon.

 

[Smokedaddy]

I played theremin on "Whole Lotta Love," while Jimmy Page played guitar.
I burned a joint with the president of Sony Computer Entertainment America in the parking lot of a pool bar.
This sentence is false.

 

[Surtur]

You don't like strawberries.

I'm a big fan of firearms.
I'm a sex god.
I'm Iron Man.

You are really Iron man.

* I have never broken a bone in my life.
* I'm good at math.
* I am the true and honest creator of Pixyteri rosechu, the electric weeboo pokemon.

There is no such thing as Pixiteri.

* My first D&D character was an Elvan Druid
* I voted for Commander Shepard in the last election
* Birds are my favorite pets.

Also a bit surprised Dude got mine, did not think he knew me that well.

 

[Oglooger]

> I was Raised in Mexico as a young child
>I Follow Info Wars
> I once Managed to grope about 3/4 of the females in a school club and got away with it.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm a big fan of firearms.
I'm a sex god.
I'm Iron Man.

Oh you and your firearms

 

[Something Vague]

-I have a dunsparce with perfect IVs
-I love snickers
-I am working as a waitress

 

[The Hunter]

-I have a dunsparce with perfect IVs
-I love snickers
-I am working as a waitress

Um... I sort of thought all of those things were true...

 

[Something Vague]

-I have a dunsparce with perfect IVs
-I love snickers
-I am working as a waitress

Um... I sort of thought all of those things were true...

Well, you're wrong! mwhahahaha

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

* My first D&D character was an Elvan Druid
* I voted for Commander Shepard in the last election
* Birds are my favorite pets.

Also a bit surprised Dude got mine, did not think he knew me that well.

Always took you for a reptile kind of guy, maybe dogs, but not birds.

-I have a dunsparce with perfect IVs
-I love snickers
-I am working as a waitress

Um... I sort of thought all of those things were true...

Well, you're wrong! mwhahahaha

You're allergic to peanuts, so you probably don't like them Snickers.