well, we're drinking all the vodka, so...Kiwi Russia : Primary Export...Russian Meme Videos.
ChallengeSurely we can't fuck this up more than Russia's leaders did OTL.
Right?
That was half my reasoning, the other half was equal parts owning Indonesia and being in a good spot to fuck with France, because I hate the French.Challenge
ACCEPTED
Though really despite voting for USA (I had to) I kinda wanted Netherlands to win because we could cause mass chaos while not actively taking one of the big players out of the game.
After about ten seconds I was asking myself, "Hey, wait, isn't that the trailer audio for Mother Russia Bleeds?"Hah, the meme video I wanted to post got taken down.
Good thing I kept it.
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Will get the overview vote up some time tomorrow so you guys have a chance to deliberate over the weekend.
That's very optimistic. if Iranq or Arabia hits turkey or Syria your Dzhongl gets cut right through the middle.With Russian supremacy confirmed, I will now officially change my title from Obersturmführer to Polkovnik. It's only thematically appropriate really.
As a quick aside, I must place attention to Egypt. If we are to expand into Africa, we must ensure an absolute control over Egypt. Right now I'm thinking of pathways that would be the quickest but most efficient to gaining a stranglehold, so I made this map of our immediate surroundings.
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Dubbed the Dzhingl Dzhongl Plan, my idea is that by charging through Syria and avoiding Saudia Arabia, Iraq and Iran for the time being, we can grab Egypt with little trouble. From there, our focus can be placed on China, Germany and potentially the Koreas. In fact, another plot of mine is that we infiltrate China THROUGH Korea; Using N.Korea as a staging point, we can hit Beijing right in the pussy.
At least, that's how I'm HOPING this will go down.
Yeah, looking at it now the Saudis or Iranians would fuck our supply lines. How about holding in Syria for a while and making sure the sandies don't try to pull some shit off?That's very optimistic. if Iranq or Arabia hits turkey or Syria your Dzhongl gets cut right through the middle.
Persia. I believe at the 1836 start Muhammad Ali controls all of the Levant which means we can avoid conflict with Constantinople (and its dog in London) completely. But it will be a race to Cairo as they tend to declare war almost immediatelyWith Russian supremacy confirmed, I will now officially change my title from Obersturmführer to Polkovnik. It's only thematically appropriate really.
As a quick aside, I must place attention to Egypt. If we are to expand into Africa, we must ensure an absolute control over Egypt. Right now I'm thinking of pathways that would be the quickest but most efficient to gaining a stranglehold, so I made this map of our immediate surroundings.
View attachment 2296064
Dubbed the Dzhingl Dzhongl Plan, my idea is that by charging through Syria and avoiding Saudia Arabia, Iraq and Iran for the time being, we can grab Egypt with little trouble. From there, our focus can be placed on China, Germany and potentially the Koreas. In fact, another plot of mine is that we infiltrate China THROUGH Korea; Using N.Korea as a staging point, we can hit Beijing right in the pussy.
At least, that's how I'm HOPING this will go down.
Yob tyovu mat.Voting has closed.
Final Results:
USA: 4
France: 3
Prussia: 2
Austria: 1
Sardinia-Piedmont: 1
The Netherlands: 2
Russia: 13
Believe it or not I was going to have China as an option but figured starting out as an uncivilized nation would be a bit too much for the people still learning how the game works. Wait until next round.