Kiwi Farms
There was some interest in this thread in the discussion about the site as a whole, so here we are. (And yes, many of these are related to Retsupurae.)
Lolcows:
(check out that jawline!)
VoidBurger is probably the most infamous of the bunch, as she's become nigh-indistinguishable from your regular Twitter junkie SJW gamer girl. (Word has it that she was once normal. Neo-liberalism: Not even once.) She's got over 80K tweets as of this writing; naturally, she has a hatred for GamerGate that inexplicably persists long after the movement lost any and all relevance, a willingness to block anyone who doesn't share her vitriol, and conversely a tendency to endorse scumbags who do share her views:
Yes, she's endorsing that Trans Lifeline.
In recent months this has also been accompanied by a hatred for Donald Trump and those associated; unsurprisingly her sperging hit record highs once he won the election:
Remember that the Iranian upheaval she's alluding to was entirely the fault of radical Muslims, making her refusal to support a candidate that is harshly against radical Islam all the more baffling. Also, I feel for that maintenance man, having to deal with a woman who literally thinks that Trump is going to turn the country into a dystopia. (This coming from the woman who thinks that men who are afraid of castration are sexist because they don't want to be women.)
Perhaps the most telling thing about her political beliefs is her response to an anonymous ask.fm questioner who correctly talked shit about Zoe Quinn. The three paragraph-long reply boils down to "people who have done terrible shit don't deserve to have the whistle blown on them" (an incredibly stupid position to take in any context). Also she calls the anon a monster twice, which is of course the most sane and reasonable way to argue your point.
The saddest thing is, this isn't the dumbest argument she's gotten into. That honor goes to the time she quite literally said "someone please make my argument for me!":
She's also dating fellow LPer ChipCheezum; opinions vary about whether or not she's rubbing off on him. (Many have noticed that he seems worn out whenever he talks about politics, likely the result of having to put up with her all the damn time).
She also has had a "stalker" in the past who called her out on her shit. Her response, predictably, was to "ignore" him (in the typical SJW fashion of "continuing to bring him up repeatedly").
On a lighter note, she recently began to play Toonstruck with some other Twitter rando. While I've not played the game myself, it apparently uses a lot of racial/sexual/gay jokes - and predictably the two of them demonize the game for this, to the point of providing a fucking trigger warning:
...because apparently seeing the word "retard" is comparable to bona-fide PTSD.
(Honestly, that screenshot sums up her output in its entirety; oversensitive SJW crap, combined with "wacky" humor that isn't funny in the slightest, combined with an irrational, needlessly over-the-top hatred for people who disagree with her.)
Oh, and immediately before this screen, there's this (which, mind you, is the first thing you see when the video begins):
While I've seen a lot of SJW dudes do stupid shit like this, I've never seen anyone do it so quickly. (Nothing like driving off a potential audience right off the bat!)
Another good example was this dumb shit regarding her censoring the less politically correct bits of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, a movie that is almost entirely composed of un-PC stuff:
So, after looking at all of this you might be wondering if she's a literal child.
And you'd be right!
To cap all of this off, here's a bit of cow crossover:
Ironicus (first name Grant), by contrast with VoidBurger, isn't quite as loony. While he still goes off about politics (he holds a degree in sociology), his antics are mainly limited to Trump protests - sometimes extending to utter stupidity:
As though he, a white upper/middle-class Chicagoan man, represents all who are ostensibly oppressed by the President-elect. Also, he apparently doesn't realize that supporting vandalism is never a good idea when your Twitter is (even vaguely) tied to your real life identity.
(Side note: that middle tweet is r/thathappened bait of the highest tier.)
Also, he was part of a failed campaign against D&D 5th Edition because someone who helped write one of the books was an anti-liberal sperg, and clearly properly crediting people who disagree with your political beliefs is a bad thing!
Not quite/inactive lolcow(s):
(Fun fact: he's shirtless in the actual pic, posted in public - scroll to the bottom here for the proof.)
David John-Bores is more of an inactive cow, but in his heyday he was certainly something. He was once involved with Retsupurae (he recorded the footage for the Meet 'n Fuck Kingdom riff and later guest-starred on a few of their videos), and dated SJW lady triplewipe45 (as part of a poly relationship with some guy named Nick). Sure enough, she ended up leading him down the path of dumbfuckery almost immediately - including an inability to tolerate dissension from their opinions (I distinctly remember him tweeting "FUCK YOU" - completely unprompted - to someone who supported the Michael Brown decision), a habit of deleting fucking everything, and a general caustic attitude.
The two of them broke up in such a way that I can't tell either of them is innocent - triplewipe made a massive post, as is her wont, claiming he pressured her into sexual stuff, tried to isolate her, and was basically an abusive, angry man hidden behind a veneer of cheerfulness (and to be honest, given his past and weird forced positivity I wouldn't be too surprised). However, a fellow Kiwi who knew her personally informed me that he became put off by her delusional SJW beliefs, and that's why he broke off the relationship. Feel free to draw your own conclusions - personally, I think it's a bit of both.
Presently, he makes a "chill video game review show" called VIDGAMS, which receives $2 a month on Patreon.
Not really SA-related but holy shit:
Misc.
To sum everything up,
Lolcows:
(check out that jawline!)
VoidBurger is probably the most infamous of the bunch, as she's become nigh-indistinguishable from your regular Twitter junkie SJW gamer girl. (Word has it that she was once normal. Neo-liberalism: Not even once.) She's got over 80K tweets as of this writing; naturally, she has a hatred for GamerGate that inexplicably persists long after the movement lost any and all relevance, a willingness to block anyone who doesn't share her vitriol, and conversely a tendency to endorse scumbags who do share her views:
Yes, she's endorsing that Trans Lifeline.
In recent months this has also been accompanied by a hatred for Donald Trump and those associated; unsurprisingly her sperging hit record highs once he won the election:
Remember that the Iranian upheaval she's alluding to was entirely the fault of radical Muslims, making her refusal to support a candidate that is harshly against radical Islam all the more baffling. Also, I feel for that maintenance man, having to deal with a woman who literally thinks that Trump is going to turn the country into a dystopia. (This coming from the woman who thinks that men who are afraid of castration are sexist because they don't want to be women.)
Perhaps the most telling thing about her political beliefs is her response to an anonymous ask.fm questioner who correctly talked shit about Zoe Quinn. The three paragraph-long reply boils down to "people who have done terrible shit don't deserve to have the whistle blown on them" (an incredibly stupid position to take in any context). Also she calls the anon a monster twice, which is of course the most sane and reasonable way to argue your point.
The saddest thing is, this isn't the dumbest argument she's gotten into. That honor goes to the time she quite literally said "someone please make my argument for me!":
She's also dating fellow LPer ChipCheezum; opinions vary about whether or not she's rubbing off on him. (Many have noticed that he seems worn out whenever he talks about politics, likely the result of having to put up with her all the damn time).
She also has had a "stalker" in the past who called her out on her shit. Her response, predictably, was to "ignore" him (in the typical SJW fashion of "continuing to bring him up repeatedly").
On a lighter note, she recently began to play Toonstruck with some other Twitter rando. While I've not played the game myself, it apparently uses a lot of racial/sexual/gay jokes - and predictably the two of them demonize the game for this, to the point of providing a fucking trigger warning:
...because apparently seeing the word "retard" is comparable to bona-fide PTSD.
(Honestly, that screenshot sums up her output in its entirety; oversensitive SJW crap, combined with "wacky" humor that isn't funny in the slightest, combined with an irrational, needlessly over-the-top hatred for people who disagree with her.)
Oh, and immediately before this screen, there's this (which, mind you, is the first thing you see when the video begins):
While I've seen a lot of SJW dudes do stupid shit like this, I've never seen anyone do it so quickly. (Nothing like driving off a potential audience right off the bat!)
Another good example was this dumb shit regarding her censoring the less politically correct bits of the Rocky Horror Picture Show, a movie that is almost entirely composed of un-PC stuff:
So, after looking at all of this you might be wondering if she's a literal child.
And you'd be right!
To cap all of this off, here's a bit of cow crossover:
Ironicus (first name Grant), by contrast with VoidBurger, isn't quite as loony. While he still goes off about politics (he holds a degree in sociology), his antics are mainly limited to Trump protests - sometimes extending to utter stupidity:
As though he, a white upper/middle-class Chicagoan man, represents all who are ostensibly oppressed by the President-elect. Also, he apparently doesn't realize that supporting vandalism is never a good idea when your Twitter is (even vaguely) tied to your real life identity.
(Side note: that middle tweet is r/thathappened bait of the highest tier.)
Also, he was part of a failed campaign against D&D 5th Edition because someone who helped write one of the books was an anti-liberal sperg, and clearly properly crediting people who disagree with your political beliefs is a bad thing!
Not quite/inactive lolcow(s):
(Fun fact: he's shirtless in the actual pic, posted in public - scroll to the bottom here for the proof.)
David John-Bores is more of an inactive cow, but in his heyday he was certainly something. He was once involved with Retsupurae (he recorded the footage for the Meet 'n Fuck Kingdom riff and later guest-starred on a few of their videos), and dated SJW lady triplewipe45 (as part of a poly relationship with some guy named Nick). Sure enough, she ended up leading him down the path of dumbfuckery almost immediately - including an inability to tolerate dissension from their opinions (I distinctly remember him tweeting "FUCK YOU" - completely unprompted - to someone who supported the Michael Brown decision), a habit of deleting fucking everything, and a general caustic attitude.
The two of them broke up in such a way that I can't tell either of them is innocent - triplewipe made a massive post, as is her wont, claiming he pressured her into sexual stuff, tried to isolate her, and was basically an abusive, angry man hidden behind a veneer of cheerfulness (and to be honest, given his past and weird forced positivity I wouldn't be too surprised). However, a fellow Kiwi who knew her personally informed me that he became put off by her delusional SJW beliefs, and that's why he broke off the relationship. Feel free to draw your own conclusions - personally, I think it's a bit of both.
Presently, he makes a "chill video game review show" called VIDGAMS, which receives $2 a month on Patreon.
It's debatable how much of a cow Chip is. While he's expressed similar libtard views to his buddy Ironicus and girlfriend VoidBurger, I get the feeling it's less because he strongly believes in them and more because he wants to be nice and not cross a line with either of them. (Of course, it could be Void genuinely rubbing off on him. I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.)
Honestly, I only included him here because I wanted to show off this picture of him:
Those are the eyes of a man who is truly dead inside. (See also: Jake Rapp and David Gallant.)
Honestly, I only included him here because I wanted to show off this picture of him:
Those are the eyes of a man who is truly dead inside. (See also: Jake Rapp and David Gallant.)
Not really SA-related but holy shit:
Shannon is more of a tumblrite than anything (and an inactive cow at that), but she lives up to the title - she was more than willing to start/participate in callout campaigns, no matter their ridiculousness. While PsyGuy (her most famous target) is a dickhead, many of the other ones weren't. A good example was when she reblogged a post prosecuting Tumblr artist inkerton-kun because he made a version of the old "Ignore the fact that he's masturbating right next to me" comic with Chara and Asriel from *Undertale*. This apparently constitutes pedophilia to Tumblr. Also he drew a comic heavily suggesting mother-on-son incest, which is weird but not exactly hurting people in the real world.
Her (possibly literally) autistic focus is on Japanese town mascots (i.e. Kumamon) and plushies - such that not only is she kin with them (among others, including Waddle Dees from *Kirby* and fucking **emperor penguins as an entirety**), she is triggered by "abuse" directed at either of them.
I'm not sure she's trustworthy when she makes all these claims about DJB abusing her - especially since the Kiwi I mentioned earlier said that her only proof was a single, later-deleted chat log. Also, she's proven to have a history of alienating people by being nothing less of a cunt:
(Yeah, yeah, self-quoting. Forgive me for not wanting to write out all that shit again.)
Her (possibly literally) autistic focus is on Japanese town mascots (i.e. Kumamon) and plushies - such that not only is she kin with them (among others, including Waddle Dees from *Kirby* and fucking **emperor penguins as an entirety**), she is triggered by "abuse" directed at either of them.
I'm not sure she's trustworthy when she makes all these claims about DJB abusing her - especially since the Kiwi I mentioned earlier said that her only proof was a single, later-deleted chat log. Also, she's proven to have a history of alienating people by being nothing less of a cunt:
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This is probably the most damning thing about her, frankly.
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These are in roughly chronological order - I had to reorder a few of them.
Naturally, triplewipe responded in the manner you'd expect:
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Curious how that last tweet sounds like PsyGuy's half-assed attempts at apologizing to her for his behavior.
Apparently, she and people like her have been harassing him for like a year now - callout culture strikes again, it seems. If you need more, I've archived both TieTuesday and triplewipe's twitter feeds as of today - they include quite a few tweets I omitted.
(Yeah, yeah, self-quoting. Forgive me for not wanting to write out all that shit again.)
Misc.
As most of you know, Shmorky was effectively tarred & feathered by the Internet once those incriminating chatlogs came out in late December of 2016. A week or two later, Lowtax still had made a livestream with his daughter that ripped into him - and then an occasional Retsupurae guest ends up tweeting this shit:
(Yes, "l*wt*x".)
Understandably, Lowtax was furious:
And all hell broke loose, as a number of SJWs sided with @damehasclass (who shortly thereafter protected her tweets, a status which has only recently changed). He made a bunch of comments essentially reiterating what he said above, and eventually just went ahead and said
They were shortly (and silently) banned from SA after they raged like you'd expect. A number of others (like TieTuesday) deliberately got themselves banned in solidarity.
This eventually led to the creation of an off-shoot forum: The LP Zone.
(Yes, "l*wt*x".)
Understandably, Lowtax was furious:
And all hell broke loose, as a number of SJWs sided with @damehasclass (who shortly thereafter protected her tweets, a status which has only recently changed). He made a bunch of comments essentially reiterating what he said above, and eventually just went ahead and said
They were shortly (and silently) banned from SA after they raged like you'd expect. A number of others (like TieTuesday) deliberately got themselves banned in solidarity.
This eventually led to the creation of an off-shoot forum: The LP Zone.
To sum everything up,