[LET'S ROLEPLAY] The political proposal that ended your career - an out-of-touch politician(you) suddenly has a great idea!

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

*clears throat and leans into the microphone* I said "NAMBLA approved pre-schools"

 

[Ass eating cunt]

*Me as a black mother of four
"WHO DA HELL GIVA SHIT Y'ALL BETTER LEGALIZE WEED

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Ultimate Political career ending move:

 

[Rand /pol/]

"Nigger"

 

[Tranhuviya]

"9/11 was an inside job."

 

[Autopsy]

"ban pizza for health and safety"

 

[Milk Mage]

Give everyone an n-word pass

 

[dopy]

"Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here, hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy and human begins have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescentis fucking sick and disgusting but only the usdoes there seems to be this unwarranted taboo around a healthy and

 

[sysctl --system]

"yo what is up california's 33rd congressional district, in todays speech we're gonna be announcing the criminalization of marijuana and abortion but first i want you guys to smash those polls and if we can get up to 70% approval rating ill do a video where i prank my wife by beating the shit out of her"

 

[Bob Page]

"I hate niggers. I hate jews. I hate spics and arabs, too. Go ahead and try to sue. I've got cash up the wazoo."

 

[Boxy Brown]

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

 

[BeanBidan]

"America is best deport everyone not eggshell white"

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

As a follow-up to Brexit I have decided that the UK should physically leave Europe. Large caches of fissile material are currently being buried under the channel and across the Irish border.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

"9/11 was an inside job."

"@Tranhuviya is about to give his presidential inauguration speech"

 

[ES 148]

Give everyone an n-word pass

MISS OBAMA GET DOWN

 

[Outer Party Member]

#KillAllMen

“Please Clap”

 

[Bogs]

Daoine na hÉireann,
Ian Paisley did nothing wrong. FUCK Taighs and FUCK Fenians. God Save the Queen.

 

[fortunecookie]

A random politician closes mental asylums and gets rid of welfare programs to fight rice farmers

 

[Kirito]

The official language of the US is now Spanish.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Yes, I had a gay orgy with those reporters. That doesn't mean they weren't interviewing me, though."