Welcome to Ahuviya Harel Simulator 2016, a play by post text adventure where you influence the action of The Potadid Wonder.
How It's Played: Every 24 hours or so I will update this thread. Once I do that, anyone is free to suggest an action for Phil to take. When I update this thread, I'll pick the response that has the most Agree ratings/is funniest/just strikes me as entertaining.
Mechanics: The actual mechanics are run in GURPS, with two exceptions for Phil's stats: Asspats and Stress.
Both of these are % numbers, and work on 1d100 rolls.
Asspats represent Phil's inertia, and how content he is to wallow in his own delusions. To have Phil take an action that causes him Stress (such as helping other people, learning new skills, or generally being a decent human being), I need to roll over Phil's current Asspats.
Stress represents Phil's stress. If Stress goes over Asspats, Phil will chimp out.
Can you make Phil a functioning human being? Can you take down Kiwi Farms? Can you make Phil a True and Honest Womyn?
(Of course not, but it will be funny watching us dick around)
Part One: It begins
It's a bright, warm, early September day in Portland. People mill about on the streets, in cafes, and in grass parks, enjoying the warmth and sunlight while they still can.
Little Timothy Greenswald is playing soccer with a few of his friends in the park, when the ball goes wild, rolling down the hill towards the creek. Timmy runs to grab it, treading down the dirt and rock path besides the concrete bridge. As he grabs the ball, he notices some large, black thing curled up in a nest of newspapers under the bridge. As he looks onwards, the creature stirs, and locks eyes.
A few seconds pass, and then...
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU DIRTY MALE!"
Timmy runs for his life, terrified of the horrible bridge troll he disturbed. From this day forwards, he will always be nervous when approaching bridges.
For Philip Haskins-Delaci aka Ahuviya Harel aka Isabel Rosa Arujo, this is how the day starts.
Phil wipes the crust from his eyes and waddles out of his camp site. His is hungry, thirsty, and dirty (not that he cares about the last part.
He hasn't been getting any support from his friends (most of them refuse to talk to him), and only has 50 Asspats.
The Dirty Cis Male was obviously a kiwi agent trying to spy on him. That gives him Stress (currently at 25 Stress).
However, his Tardbux came in, and he now has $1000 bucks to blow on tattoos and weed.
You have a whole day ahead of you.
What will you do?
How It's Played: Every 24 hours or so I will update this thread. Once I do that, anyone is free to suggest an action for Phil to take. When I update this thread, I'll pick the response that has the most Agree ratings/is funniest/just strikes me as entertaining.
Mechanics: The actual mechanics are run in GURPS, with two exceptions for Phil's stats: Asspats and Stress.
Both of these are % numbers, and work on 1d100 rolls.
Asspats represent Phil's inertia, and how content he is to wallow in his own delusions. To have Phil take an action that causes him Stress (such as helping other people, learning new skills, or generally being a decent human being), I need to roll over Phil's current Asspats.
Stress represents Phil's stress. If Stress goes over Asspats, Phil will chimp out.
Can you make Phil a functioning human being? Can you take down Kiwi Farms? Can you make Phil a True and Honest Womyn?
(Of course not, but it will be funny watching us dick around)
Part One: It begins
It's a bright, warm, early September day in Portland. People mill about on the streets, in cafes, and in grass parks, enjoying the warmth and sunlight while they still can.
Little Timothy Greenswald is playing soccer with a few of his friends in the park, when the ball goes wild, rolling down the hill towards the creek. Timmy runs to grab it, treading down the dirt and rock path besides the concrete bridge. As he grabs the ball, he notices some large, black thing curled up in a nest of newspapers under the bridge. As he looks onwards, the creature stirs, and locks eyes.
A few seconds pass, and then...
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YOU DIRTY MALE!"
Timmy runs for his life, terrified of the horrible bridge troll he disturbed. From this day forwards, he will always be nervous when approaching bridges.
For Philip Haskins-Delaci aka Ahuviya Harel aka Isabel Rosa Arujo, this is how the day starts.
Phil wipes the crust from his eyes and waddles out of his camp site. His is hungry, thirsty, and dirty (not that he cares about the last part.
He hasn't been getting any support from his friends (most of them refuse to talk to him), and only has 50 Asspats.
The Dirty Cis Male was obviously a kiwi agent trying to spy on him. That gives him Stress (currently at 25 Stress).
However, his Tardbux came in, and he now has $1000 bucks to blow on tattoos and weed.
You have a whole day ahead of you.
What will you do?
