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A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

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Hamtaro was a Japanese children's book series by Ritsuko Kawai about taking care of hamsters which was then adopted into a manga about a group of hamsters having adventures and was then turned into a full anime series with 3 movies. It was relatively popular in America in the early 2000's.

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for the record, here is the game's soundtrack
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The opening cutscene shows a mysterious hamster causing mischief and then rushing to assault our protagonist.
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But it was only a bad dream.
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Boss makes fun of his unsightly visage and the text repeats what happened less than 5 seconds ago.
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Subtle.
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Bet you can't guess what happens.
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GASP
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Why would a dictionary being slightly damp cause him to forget entire phrases? Don't you guys have more than one dictionary? Why is Hamtaro on the cover?
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Boss drops some knowledge.
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If you haven't guessed by now, the objective of this game is to collect hamster slang.
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Here are the main actions you will be using: Hello, Assault, Pick-Up and Dig.
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You get a PLOT CRITICAL ITEM, but Boss is a simple construction worker and has no uses for love thermometers.
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Boss nags at you a little more and then forces you outside to look for your partner character.
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The only area you can go to is: Sunny Peak!
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You can go back into the clubhouse if you'd like, but there isn't really anything you can do there except for look at the television to re-watch cutscenes and talk to the sleeping hamster for hints on what to do next.

Part 2 is on the way, unless I'm doing this all wrong and you want me to stop.
 
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She will always be in my heart...
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Ah man, the memories are floating back.

I was able to beat the game, but I was missing one word from the Dictionary. All because I couldn't figure out how to win the final round of the dance competition.
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
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A.Shitposter said:
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Hamtaro was a Japanese children's book series by Ritsuko Kawai about taking care of hamsters which was then adopted into a manga about a group of hamsters having adventures and was then turned into a full anime series with 3 movies. It was relatively popular in America in the early 2000's.
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First things first, scream at the butterflies.
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Yaaaaaaay!
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Hey, there she is. This is gonna be so ea-
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Uh-oh.
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Looks like she's trapped.
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We're gonna have to go the long way.
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Prod this bush with a stick and a hamster will fall out and run away.
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Let's run past these two for now.
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Let's see what will happen if we smack him.
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I don't know what I expected.
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Dude, no need to cry. Wait, what's that speck over there?
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New Skill: Yelling very loudly
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Someone dropped a hanky, I better go pick it up.
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What a bitch.
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Do it twice more and she'll get fed up and chuck a strap at you.
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Smell this guy, trust me.
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You can bring whatever acorns you find to this hamster and he'll trade them for sunflower seeds, which are this games currency.
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Speak to this unattended child.
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JESUS CHRIST HAMTARO WATCH OUT.
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Just kidding, you get music.
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This hamster must be Pepper, but she's out of reach.
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Go down and admire this boat.
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Now go left and talk to this guy.
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If only I had a water transportation device.
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Cut the rope.
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Immediately regret it.
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Look at the despair on her face.
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If only I had a BATTERY.
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Hey, look, a battery and a swan.
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Nevermind, it's a hamster wearing a turtle shell.
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But you just took off your shell, why can't you do it yourself?
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Why would you keep it?!
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Take the battery and put it in the boat and finally save Bijou.
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Bijou contemplates her mortality.
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Now we can go see Boss.
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Not!
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Too late? Isn't that a little dire?
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This guy is really impressed for no reason.
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Go back to these two and attack them to invent the piggyback.
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Tell Pepper that her bf is crying into a 12 ounce bucket of sunflower seed ice cream.
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This is what happens when you believe every callout post you see on tumblr.
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After a touching scene, the hearts combine and fill up your love meter.
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Now that that's over, we can finally go--
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Our antagonist appears!
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He has noble goals, and a verbal tick.
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Before you can unlock a new area, you must get rid of Spat's troublemaking.
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Well, there's a new problem but now that Oxnard and Pepper's conflict has been resolved we are free to go back to the clubhouse.
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Finally.

See you for part 3!
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

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Bijou recaps for Boss using her psychic powers.
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Good question, here comes the exposition fairy.
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You said it.
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Harmony is pretty much useless so let's head back to Sunny Peak.
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A gluttonous ham has gone missing.
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Hamtaro decides not to tell Arnie that a hamster has made off with the swan shaped training seat. It would be a very awkward conversation, if not a little creepy.
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I'm good, thanks.
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You hand that toilet seat over to the brothers and learn how to open doors!
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Go up and left and you'll come to a crossroad, which Bijou will warn you is easy to get lost in. Ignore her and head up.
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Somehow you end up with the kid and he will begin to cry. Also, look, a monkey!
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Talk to this shady ham and buy some bananas. (They're still good, he promises.)
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It doesn't matter which item you buy, the little tyke will not be impressed and continue to cry.
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Give the monkey the bananas and re-enter from the right.
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Slip on the banana peel because your pain is funny.
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He'll tell you the path to his house. (Left, Down, Left, Up, Up)
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Head back out to the crossroad.
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The only other thing he sells is a rock.
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Use the oilcan at the entrance of the cave.
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Head back to the peak to use the oilcan on the minecart and head up the rope to find...
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The gluttonous ham is a hostage!
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Attempt to get him to stop his evil ways with the power of friendship.
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He doesn't want what you're selling.
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Keep harassing Spat until he falls of the broken bridge trying to get away from you.
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Luckily his costume has wings and he flies away as you free the hostage from his bindings and bring him home.
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Is it Japanese style slapstick comedy or spousal abuse? You decide.
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Now that Spat's gone, you'll meet Panda at the peak, who needs 3 boards and 1 strap to fix the bridge for a special surprise!
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With the switch flipped you find this secret area with a mysterious hidden blade that looks awful familiar. You'll need three orbs to place in the base to get it.

For now, let's head back to the clubhouse!
 
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I guess we're heading to the beach to stalk a girl.
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Spat's with her, being totally-not-at-all-suspicious.
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Head to the left and make note of all the rocks.
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Surprise, surprise. Spat lied.
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Dig under this bucket to find a blue marble.
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Then watch this hamster drown.
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Talk to the coach to embark on a fetch quest.
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You need to talk to these girls to find Spat.
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Flatter the famous hamster to get the incredibly tiny pineapple.
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This timed minigame is the easiest way to earn money, so play as much as you like.
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After you join the team, the two girls will ask you to give a love letter to the soccer player with the blue tail, but you don't have the required ham-chat so go back to where Broski is.
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Sounds legit.
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I know just the dude!
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Nevermind! Apparently only a single hamster in the entire world actually knows how to swim.
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Don't forget to pick up all this stuff laying on the beach.
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Those music notes on the rocks make sense now huh? It's a music puzzle.
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Bijou points out what to do next as soon as you go near the boat at the dock.
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Hitting all the stones in the correct order moves the boulder, and gets you a new song.
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Talk to this sad looking hamster who turns out to be the captain's wife.
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He feels bad because he forgot it was their anniversary.
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Time to get on the boat to chase after Spat.
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
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Let's find a hibiscus!
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Something sounds off, let's follow Pashmina.
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How could Penelope be in two places at once? Something strange is going on.
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Woah, harsh.
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Follow the teal hamster to get the song in order to compete in the hula contest.
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I know how to deal with a Doppelganger. Attack!
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The liar gets exposed and runs.
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With no way to figure out which hamster is the real Pashmina, you go to an older hamster with...questionable advice.
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They begin to pull but left Pashmina doesn't have the heart to hurt her friend, revealing the true Pashmina.
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Spat reveals himself and Penelope gets pissed and pushes him over the edge with her toddler strength.
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Everything turned out all right in the end.
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Back to the hula contest, rounds C and B can be won using whatever variety of hamchats you have. The prize of C is a hibiscus and B gets you a rock.
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Bring the flower to the captain and he and his wife will make up. Which brings Sandy Bay to a close. (For now.)
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
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Dig through the garbage and pick up this pile of sewage that the robot just threw away.
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What a cute, happy family. :3
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The rides are all broken and unsafe...
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The customers are yelling at employees...
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Everyone seems miserable...
It sounds just like a trip to an amusement park!
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Try to get a balloon and accidentally lose them all and get laughed at by this lazy pink hamster. The entrance to the control room is on the right.
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Another hostage situation.
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Let him free and he gets his ass kicked a second time and begs you to bring the robot over.
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Pro-tip: The robot sucks.
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Go outside to listen to this impatient hamster rant about how shit this amusement park is and head back to the control room.
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Throw garbage on Spat and watch the robot take him...somewhere.
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In the center of the park there are three minigames for you to play, you only need to beat 2 of them to get special items.
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The mission for this one is simple: run back and forth until Maxwell realizes that he's at an amusement park and decides to join his friends.
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Well, that was tiresome. Time to head home and see where Spat has run off to next.
 
Overcast

Overcast

She will always be in my heart...
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Good ol' Maxwell.

He's book smart, but is kinda deficient when it comes to common sense.

Also, that soccer player puzzle had me stuck for the longest time.

Essentially, you have to tell the player with the blue tail to meet up with the girls on the screen above. However, you can't figure out which one of them has a blue tail normally as they are always facing the screen.

I assumed that I had a 1/3 chance every time and just needed to keep trying for the right one. But no, the game makes it so your choice is wrong. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

What you need is to have the right word to get them to all turn around so you can find the right one. And it's a ways into the game as well.
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
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As usual, you head to clubhouse and get told to get lost.
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Spat threatens him, with violence!
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He gives the same spiel to you if you talk to him so head back to the entrance.
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A flyer will flutter down and you'll be able to crawl up the pipe to this overpriced salesman.
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Get mad at his outrageous prices and buy the couples ID card (?)
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You go inside and harass this old geezer for a key card.
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Go downstairs and you'll find an unhappy couple and a ghost with a mirror behind him.
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Head back upstairs to the mirror room and threaten to piss on the one mirror with only one reflection to psyche out the ghost.
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Follow him through the mirror and he'll show off his goods and challenge you to a fight.
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Stay in this one spot as he teleports around and jab him in the face with a stick.
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Use that board to cross the gap and don't forget to grab it on the way out.
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His unhappy girlfriend has mysteriously gone bye-bye. Why-why?
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These two argue for a while until you get pissed and then act like you're the unreasonable one.
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Light the fireplace with your spirit energy and talk to the couple-hating ghosts.
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Go upstairs and hit this ghost for his bad Gandalf impression.
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Get spooked.
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Defeat him with your fiery spirit.
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Go inside and run up to talk to Dexter, or not.
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He runs off, leaving you to play solo as Bijou.
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Go back to this room to talk to these old pervs.
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Watch Dexter trap himself like a Dingus.
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Find the hidden door and you'll find our friends trapped in a cage.
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Run back upstairs to get some strong help.
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Once free, Howdy runs off to where Dexter trapped himself. Let's ignore them for now, I'm sure he'll be fine.
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Pull the cord on the right and enter this mirror.
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Minigame time! The prize is a secret but you'll know when you see it.
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The ghosts kidnapped the unappreciated girl from earlier. Don't ask why.
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It sends you back to floor one, so you'll have to head up again for the last key card.
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With this, you'll be able to reach the final floor.
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Go to the end of the hall and bust through that wall.
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LET'S DO THIS.
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These questions are sometimes randomized but they're all stupid easy.
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I'm going to assume it's because they keep getting trapped in closets, cages, and coffins.
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Turns out the prize was terrible.
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He turns into a ghost cat and everyone near shits themselves.
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He gives you some rocks anyways for your trouble.
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
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Head on over to Wild Woods to find Spat and an accomplice?
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Ask him why he's acting like such a weirdo.
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I think I have an idea, time to go back to Sunny Peak.
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He seems upset.
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Dig around in the hot spring for an egg and a song.
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He runs away like a punk.
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As you chase Cappy down, you get caught in a trap.
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Team up with Bog, but go around the way you just came from to make catching Cappy easier.
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Of course, since he's trapped he has no other option. It's either this or hamster jail.
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Head back to Wild Woods.
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Give Bog the hot spring egg for helping.
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Play errand boy to find the lost guitarist so that the wedding can commence.
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Of course, the wedding is crashed by Spat.
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Which sparks the appearance of this little asshole, you'll be seeing him a lot now.
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You find Spat, but can't reach him. Pick up the stick he throws at you.
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Go back to the village to amuse a kid.
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Get yelled at by someone's wife.
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And help a housewife who is being harassed by a salesman.
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Turns out that nobody likes this kid.
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Talk to this eccentric hamster to learn that they're looking for something unique.
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Bring your supplies to the inventor and teach his kid a lesson.
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Head back to Spat and...uh...
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Kill him?
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Don't costume shame him, Bijou.
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Bring back the red marble and you get a reward for saving their wedding! By my count, that makes this three, so let's regroup back at the clubhouse.
 
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There are still a couple of things left to do before we go into the final area.
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Now that we have the hamchat to turn the team around, we can deliver the love letter to blue-tail at Sandy Bay.
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Things turned out unexpectedly, but I don't think he minds.
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At the top floor of Boo Manor someone is playing 'Moonlight Sonata' by Beethoven in a secret room.
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He asks you randomized questions about Beethoven, all the answers can be found around the room.
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You relax and play to free Dexter from the coffin.
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On the third floor there is a ghost mother whose son has run off to see the Ham Rangers, so we gotta head back to Fun Land.
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You help this fella by telling him what to say to his date while on the ferris wheel, it depends on what hamchats you've unlocked so far.
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Time to head to the other side of the park.
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You gotta help this dad remember where he lost his wallet.
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He's kind of a ditz so his wife being so tense makes sense.
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This time screaming at butterflies is demanded by the plot.
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At this point you should have heard the announcement that the Ham Rangers show is due to start any moment, head to the theater to meet the ghost child.
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He reacts as well as you might expect.
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After talking to the manager you have to find the Ham Rangers, who you might have noticed, have been goofing off around the park.
Red: Bathroom.
Yellow: Behind fountain outside the theater.
Pink: Inside the balloon stand.
Blue: Playing minigames.
Green: The screen between the family and the rollercoaster.
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To get the Ham Rangers song you'll have to gather everyone again, except this time Ham Red will join in too so there's no need to go back to Boo Manor.
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And finally, we head back to Sunny Peak.
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Secrets are being unveiled right before our eyes!
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And with this accomplishment, we're finally ready to tackle the final area.
 
A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
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Here we go, we're finally going to be able to stop Spat once and for all.
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With a minor setback, well, let's go see Bog.
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Maybe he won't notice?
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You and Bog run off to get the medicine but get attacked by a bad bird gang. For this minigame you have to hit the bird in the center without hitting the birds circling it.
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Hamtaro and Bijou make a hasty exit before the monkey can tear their faces off.
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After some embarrassingly sweet dialogue back at the inventor's house, we hand over our super special awesome rare spoon and get a catapult.
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We're inside Spat's Tower, but there's a guard and a slide puzzle.
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Now the gate is open for good, so go check out that cave over on the side.
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I really don't like the sound of that.
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Agree to save his girlfriend and he'll let you through to Spat.
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Who promptly kicks your asses with a robot.
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Go back to cry to Harmony that it's too hard and she gives you light arrows and tells you to stop being such a little bitch.
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The fight is the same as before, but it only takes a single Love shot in the robot's mouth to defeat Spat, turning him into...Harmony. He's so disgusted that he jumps into his robot and flies away.
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The credits begin to play, signalling that our adventure has come to a close.
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But wait, there's more!
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Harmony flies off, leaving you to finish what you started.
 
alex_theman

alex_theman

Conflict Resolution Officer
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A.Shitposter said:
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Here we go, we're finally going to be able to stop Spat once and for all.
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With a minor setback, well, let's go see Bog.
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Maybe he won't notice?
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You and Bog run off to get the medicine but get attacked by a bad bird gang. For this minigame you have to hit the bird in the center without hitting the birds circling it.
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Hamtaro and Bijou make a hasty exit before the monkey can tear their faces off.
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After some embarrassingly sweet dialogue back at the inventor's house, we hand over our super special awesome rare spoon and get a catapult.
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We're inside Spat's Tower, but there's a guard and a slide puzzle.
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Now the gate is open for good, so go check out that cave over on the side.
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I really don't like the sound of that.
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Agree to save his girlfriend and he'll let you through to Spat.
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Who promptly kicks your asses with a robot.
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Go back to cry to Harmony that it's too hard and she gives you light arrows and tells you to stop being such a little bitch.
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The fight is the same as before, but it only takes a single Love shot in the robot's mouth to defeat Spat, turning him into...Harmony. He's so disgusted that he jumps into his robot and flies away.
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The credits begin to play, signalling that our adventure has come to a close.
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But wait, there's more!
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Harmony flies off, leaving you to finish what you started.
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A.Shitposter

A.Shitposter

Gossiping Hen
kiwifarms.net
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Talk to the two reporters in Spat Tower for another song.
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Go to Boss for the final board and head back to Sunny Peak.
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With the repairs done, you get the key to the door in the cave on Sunny Peak. (There are only rocks in there.)
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Come back to Wild Woods to shout the expletive that Spat taught you at the eccentric hamster and they'll offer you a deal: Make them some uncool earrings and they'll trade you a key.
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Make sure to visit Bog's new baby for the final song.
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Alright, time to finally explain what all these rocks are for.
After meeting the two hamsters in the minecart area of Sunny Peak the clubhouse will be unlock a new room to polish rocks into gemstones, but since its strength is determined by your love meter I decided to wait until the end.

You need to find: a banana stone, an ammonite and two glass beads to make the uncool earrings.
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After you complete the game you will unlock the shop to turn the gemstones you collected into jewelry, like the gemstones themselves, are only there to collect and do nothing.
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Obviously the star key goes to the star door at Spat Tower, so let's go save that girl.
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The worst thing happening to this girl was the late night television show munchies.
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Turns out Harmony never actually left and was still in bed at the clubhouse the whole time.
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Another cutscene of all the hamsters you brought together plays and then Harmony crowns the duo as the final couple, solidifying the pairing forever. Tough luck Boss.
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During your adventures chasing Spat Harmony will teach you her own hamchats which you can enter into a contest using the notepad in the right side of the room behind the couch and give to this mailman, after using all the hamchats he gives you the rest of the keys for the levels so you can find even more rocks for your collection.
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Listen, we all got stuck on the A class dance. We all had to cheat or look up the answer when it was available.
Greatchu, Delin-Q, Zuzuzu, Hamtast, Bye-Q, Goodgo, Bloat-T, Blushie, Hamtast, Dazzlie and Lalalala
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After this everyone congratulates you on filling up your Ham-Ham Dictionary and tell you about all the gemstones, jewelry and clothes you can collect and not to mention all the minigames to play.

But since none of that matters, Hamtaro and Bijou's journey is finally complete.

I give this game a rating of: Ancient meme/10

This game holds a special place in my heart and it probably always will because I got it when I was 10 and I loved everything about it, even before I started watching Hamtaro on YTV.

I only showed a fraction of how charming, cute and funny this games dialogue can be even though the game itself is short and I would definitely recommend playing it yourself to experience it in it's entirety. (You don't have to watch the anime though.)

Unfortunately this game can't be downloaded off the Nintendo Eshop so you're better off trying to find a physical copy for the GBA or get an emulator.

I hope this first LP was at least tolerable, I don't know if I'll try again.

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Thanks for reading!
 
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