Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal is a bootlegged version of Pokemon Crystal in which the game was translated from Japanese into Chinese, then into Vietnamese, and then finally into English. The result? A game comprised of bizarre, but hilarious, gibberish (seriously, this stuff's worse than Duwang). Commentary will be in blue, and I'll leave most of the decisions up to you guys.
The title screen shows no indication of the horrors to come. If you love the English language, look away now.
Fun fact: a ger is a type of Mongolian tent. Still not sure about a GIR though...
I'm going to pick BOY.
Apparently it's set on the Summerset Isles. Who knew?
OK, you're an elf monster. Happy now?
Despite the fact that you called them elfs less than a sentence ago.
"Existed"?
...
POKE LIVES MATTER
No wonder, you're in a poorly-translated bootleg.
An appropriate name for a world of 'tism.
And on that final note of psychobabble, we depart.
Not the elf's world? These things change names more frequently than Phil does.
Grammatically correct English count: 1. Let's try the radio.
DJ Mary has been replaced by DJ Walnut. Incredibly, this is one of the more understandable mistakes.
Time to head downstairs.
Wait... If Dr Wu found me, why was I in bed?
...Oh god, what happened last night?
Does that include Goddess Emanuelle?
"I just tried the #VolcanoBakemeat; for its price, I'd say it is of good value. It has no mayonnaise, has melted cheese on it, as well as what I recognize to be a mildly spicy chili sauce, like they give in those packets at Wendy's. I feel it would be better if they offered it with guacamole (preferred) or sour cream.
I rather change my feeling in the #VolcanoBakemeat; I feel the chili sauce, something in it, really did not agree with me; had diarrhea."
Somehow I doubt drinks are the only thing in there
Mmm, goes down salty. Having quenched our thirst, let's head over to meet Dr. Wu.
Is it just me, or does Dr. Wu look suspiciously like fat John Flynt?
Somehow, I doubt that research is ever going to be published.
Ok, decision time. Which elf should I choose?
The title screen shows no indication of the horrors to come. If you love the English language, look away now.
Fun fact: a ger is a type of Mongolian tent. Still not sure about a GIR though...
I'm going to pick BOY.
Apparently it's set on the Summerset Isles. Who knew?
OK, you're an elf monster. Happy now?
Despite the fact that you called them elfs less than a sentence ago.
"Existed"?
...
POKE LIVES MATTER
No wonder, you're in a poorly-translated bootleg.
An appropriate name for a world of 'tism.
And on that final note of psychobabble, we depart.
Not the elf's world? These things change names more frequently than Phil does.
Grammatically correct English count: 1. Let's try the radio.
DJ Mary has been replaced by DJ Walnut. Incredibly, this is one of the more understandable mistakes.
Time to head downstairs.
Wait... If Dr Wu found me, why was I in bed?
...Oh god, what happened last night?
Does that include Goddess Emanuelle?
"I just tried the #VolcanoBakemeat; for its price, I'd say it is of good value. It has no mayonnaise, has melted cheese on it, as well as what I recognize to be a mildly spicy chili sauce, like they give in those packets at Wendy's. I feel it would be better if they offered it with guacamole (preferred) or sour cream.
I rather change my feeling in the #VolcanoBakemeat; I feel the chili sauce, something in it, really did not agree with me; had diarrhea."
Somehow I doubt drinks are the only thing in there
Mmm, goes down salty. Having quenched our thirst, let's head over to meet Dr. Wu.
Is it just me, or does Dr. Wu look suspiciously like fat John Flynt?
Somehow, I doubt that research is ever going to be published.
Ok, decision time. Which elf should I choose?
