Family Guy is so bland and predictable that I think we can do a better job. This is a blatant rip off of that one other thread but I don't care. I'll start:
"Hey Lois, look! It's the giant chicken! Now the writers don't have to worry about thinking up any jokes or story for a good 1/3 of this episode and can get high in the break room while the animators work on a fight scene instead! Neheeheheheheh!"
Something something memba 80s tv? Something something pop culture reference. Something something Meg is gross, Chris is dumb, Stewie is gay, Brian is a fedora tipping atheist. Insert Peter's re.tard laugh. Credits.