Let's Write A Manifesto - The Kiwi Farms's very own murder/suicide note!
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Only if you post it here first.
Make sure to blame Chad and Stacy in it. Don't forget to mention we live in a society, and your mother never truly loved you just to spice things up. I'll proofread it for you if you like.
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Make sure to include some code, one that translates into gibberish but goes through about 2 different codes first so it looks real and will never be solved, because it’s gibberish. Maybe include some random coordinates in the middle of some desert to waste someone’s time. Make the first letter of each sentence spell out the navy seal copypasta, if you plan on making the thing really long.
Dedicate it to Julay.
Okay, new thread idea: Let's write a manifesto together, one line at a time, trying to take every single suggestion at once. I'll begin.
Dear Julie:
Well, I really didn't want to write this, you know? It's just something that happens when someone's at the end of their rope. I'm not sure what I'll do, however, I know that things aren't going to be the same when I'm done. It's just not fair what happens to people in the society we live in, and I'm attempting to at least try to fix things in my own little way, I guess. There's no point in going on living without a purpose, so I might as well die for an true and honest cause.
Dear Julie:
Well, I really didn't want to write this, you know? It's just something that happens when someone's at the end of their rope. I'm not sure what I'll do, however, I know that things aren't going to be the same when I'm done. It's just not fair what happens to people in the society we live in, and I'm attempting to at least try to fix things in my own little way, I guess. There's no point in going on living without a purpose, so I might as well die for an true and honest cause.
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"g4p isn't gay, mom"
Niggers.
Really all this is the fault of the Jews for not recognizing me as their true king The Messiah.
And I for one, welcome our new Jewish overlords.
VanDerLubbe
kiwifarms.net
Ever since my conception I have been persecuted.
I think there needs to be more outrage that each state has it's own bird, and even the USA has its bald eagles. But the internet? The internet should be represented by the glorious Kiwi. Because like the Kiwi, the internet is confusing and doesn't make sense.
Fuck this gay life, I just wanted to shit post DSP.
Let he who is without tard cum dick the first stank ditch.
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 
And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
We have reached true peak manifesto. Crowd sourced manifestos. There is no individuals, only the true patriots of the world. World control, market control and military control. Vote senator ArmStrong 2020.
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