Let’s Write a Story Together Using Only Dialogue - asking kiwi farms to get creative is always a good idea

[Snusmumriken]

Make a genuine effort or shit post, it’s up to you. Only one rule: it must be between two quotation marks.

With that being said,

“After all this time, you’ve finally come crawling back. Just couldn’t stay away, could you?”

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

"Bitch, who are you?"

 

[Bookmark Cuck]

No this is an awful idea and you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[The Real Me]

*BRAAAAAAAAP*

 

[R00T]

"Wait let me get this straight: You browse a forum dedicated to a man who drew Sonic Fanfiction? Stay away from me, please."

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

"No. Now show me those feet, gurl!"

 

[Big Ruski]

"Here I come, rougher than the rest of them, The best of them, tougher than leather, you can call me Knuckles unlike Sonic I don't chuckle, I'd rather flex my muscles"

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

"ni**ER"

 

[The Shadow]

"You know what FORD stands for, don't ya? Fix it again, Tony."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"I'm sure you'd be comfortable with sodomy if you gave it a try."

 

[StreetGangsta]

"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?"

 

[Coleslaw]

"No, idiot!"

 

[Fireman Sam]

"Gentlemen, I have come to a conclusion, it appears we... I mean, you have severe schizophrenia and we're all just voices arguing maniacally in your head... Someone needs to take control of this ship, I nominate myself for I have the calm, British accent you associate with all British people after watching that one Netflix show."

 

[StreetGangsta]

"You put me through the courts... And gave me genital warts."

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

"Hey, buddy, I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down!"

 

[Monolith]

"...Yeah, I was trying to find the concert."

 

[StreetGangsta]

"My name is Uncle Ruckus and I will be nigga-sitting you two until your grandfather returns. Your granddad had picked me cause I am a licensed zoologist. I have studied a variety of wild animals and the African male, if by far, is the most savagely cunning."

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

"Uncle, where's Josh? He said he'd have a 10,000 calorie dinner ready for us."

 

[TheRetardKing]

"He's watching his favorite holocaust documentary, The Polar Express."

 

[The Last Stand]

"CHRISTINA! Christopher! Damn it!"