"Life, Love, and the Known Unknowns" - Ralph's article honoring his dying mother

Insanely Retarded

Corn enthusiast
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This won't be a wakeup call for Ralph, he won't change, he didn't change when:
  • He went to jail
  • He was banned from YT and lost most of his income/viewers
  • His father died
  • He was caught jacking it to videos of a child on stream
  • He was caught abusing his mother when all she needed was a lift to dialysis
  • The many times his mother's health has declined and she's had a close call
  • Nora left him
  • The whole Faith saga
  • There was a chance he would go back to jail for his faggotry
  • He was saved from being the face of the "insurrection" along with BA by pure dumb luck

And so many other moments which would have been wakeup calls for most people, but not for him because Ralph only cares about Ralph. I'm sure he is feeling bad about the way he treated his mother right now, but as soon as she passes he will forget all about that with drugs and alcohol, and expect this one to be worse since he can openly do whatever drug he wants because the probation is up.

The bottom line is the few things that are public knowledge about how he treated her are shameful, so the things that went on behind the scenes were probably much, much worse.

Anyone thinking he is not using this situation for attention/pity and to get donations is probably viewing the situation through their own filtered perspective/thinking about how they would handle it. Just the number of times he has used the phrase "the hardest week of my life" should be enough to tell you he wants attention.
 

Paddy O' Furniture

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Why is there so much moralfagging in this thread? We all know that bitch ain't dying, she's probably fucking grifting the Canadian government for welfare while playing Spyro The Dragon with ol' Ronnie as we speak.
Borders are closed, so unless he was able to smuggle her across in a transport truck, I'm gunna wager she hasn't moved a whole lot.

People aren't moralfagging, they're empathizing as we've all had tragedies of various proportions in our lives, some of us with our own addictions issues we may have conquered or still be battling... Then everyone remembers all the wonderful and not at all mean things Ralph has said and done to people and realizing he's dug his own lonely, lonely, grave. One where he'll be alone and afraid and too stubborn to ask for help because he can't let his ego admit failure. If you wanna host a good show Ralph, go to fucking therapy. Deal with your issues instead of pushing them down with brown. Not only are you now throwing Rand under the bus, it just leaves us to wonder what your next fuck up will be. Many of us point and laugh at you but it's only out of your own doing. Remember all the times you've said "If they go low, the Killstream'll go lower"? Does it feel great having people making fun of you for your mom on her deathbed?

Congratulations, you played yourself. :story:
 

MeltyTW

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I actually dont feel bad for either rn since sandra will be better off dead than what gunt will do to her if she recovers, you just know fat wigger ralph is going to shove a camera in her zombified face ala barb chandler to get two rather than one nickels a night, what a pos.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
True & Honest Fan
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Slip and fall is one of the most popular kinds of personal injury lawsuits for a reason. If it happens in a hospital, where it isn't supposed to happen, it's going to look negligent to a jury, and not for complicated medical reasons that involve doctors arguing with each other about arcane medical bullshit. They let her slip and fall in their care and she was severely injured.

He should talk to someone.

So long as she's still alive, though, it's really up to her whether she sues. If she dies it would be up to her estate representative, which might be Ethan if she doesn't have a more responsible person picked.
It dawned on me that Ralph has a disabled brother who is in state care? If by some chance his mother’s estate got a settlement from her death the state could claim a chunk of that since one of her children/dependents is under their care since they have paid for his care (and will continue to do so) for the rest of his life.
 

GL09

Edvard Munch's The Chaggot
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I would wish A LOT of other fucked up things on them, but not this. It’s actual sadistic torture. Wishing death on someone would be kinder, in my opinion.
You start to feel a bit sorry for him until he breaks out in to cope posting about his shitty behaviour.

Obviously, for me, everything else in the world pales in comparison to my Mamma and her struggle here. No one has ever meant more to me. No one has backed me more, even when they shouldn’t have. No one has loved me more, even when it wasn’t easy. There’s no one I’ve ever loved more myself.
No wonder his marriage failed.
 

Ralphamale

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Best of luck to Mamaralph, this shit is tough. I don't doubt for a second Ethan will try to monetise this whole thing somehow but it's a tragic situation nonetheless.

BTW what happens to his crippled brother now? I don't know why but I thought his mother was taking care of him
Evan is in state controlled care. Ralph probably can't remember the last time he paid him a visit.
 

4str4staleatherbelt

AHHHHHH!
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This is what I don't get. Is the KS really breaking new ground or raking in the big bucks to make it worth continuing at a time like this? Even if it doesn't necessarily coincide with his visitation time I'm sure whatever audience he has would, given they've stuck around this long, give him the luxury of taking a break for a while if he wanted to take it.
Some people get lost in their work/job to stop thinking about whatever is going on.
 

Shiggy Diggster

Jester Wally jewel boy
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Why is there moralfagging in this thread? We all know that bitch ain't dying, she's probably fucking grifting the Canadian government for welfare while playing Spyro The Dragon with ol' Ronnie as we speak.
Spyro the Dragon is a child's game, child.

Ralph goes through life seeing everyone as an enemy or a future enemy, with the possible exception of Sandra who he can treat like shit as much as he likes because she has to be on his side being his mom. Now he's about to live in a world where he doesn't even have that social comfort. He's going to blow his settlement on spy gadgets and security systems to protect him from the ayylawgs.
 

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