"Life, Love, and the Known Unknowns" - Ralph's article honoring his dying mother

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ethan does love joggers but I swear Ralph when I said the doctors brained your mom I mean they bashed her head in. There's nothing in the rumor about oral sex just forced anal and vaginal.

Lol, I wasn't implying that was something weird going on, I just found the term to be extremely out of place for usage and I found it rather funny.

 

[Just Dont]

This is Karmic retribution for making fun of Matt Jarbo.

 

[RichardRApe]

This is Karmic retribution for making fun of Matt Jarbo.

Or karmic retribution for threatening to rape Josh's mom less than a month ago? Mom's are sacred now though so no get backs.

 

[Funkmaster]

Karma police
Arrest this Gunt

 

[Simply Outplayed]

If his mother slipped and basically died from a fall does that mean that Ralph might have a valid case to sue the hospital for homicidal negligence?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

If his mother slipped and basically died from a fall does that mean that Ralph might have a valid case to sue the hospital for homicidal negligence?

Probably not, because knowing Ralph he's completely full of shit about the incident. She probably fell getting up to take a dump.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I would be curious to know what Evan thinks about all of this. He has MS but is he also a vegetable? You would think he would be clued into the welfare of his mother otherwise. Or he's totally out of the loop and Ethan pawned him off to the state to take care of him and he'll hear about her death later. Either way that's a pretty despicable and gross situation.

 

[Ralphamale]

I would be curious to know what Evan thinks about all of this. He has MS but is he also a vegetable? You would think he would be clued into the welfare of his mother otherwise. Or he's totally out of the loop and Ethan pawned him off to the state to take care of him and he'll hear about her death later. Either way that's a pretty despicable and gross situation.

Ralph won't say anything to Evan or his caregivers and just take off with whatever is in the will. Would that surprise anyone?

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Ralph won't say anything to Evan or his caregivers and just take off with whatever is in the will. Would that surprise anyone?

It wouldn't but it doesn't make him any less of a piece of shit. It comes across as entirely selfish and insensitive but this is Ralph we're talking about. I just always find it difficult to believe that he has such an indifferent view towards his own brother of all people.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

It wouldn't but it doesn't make him any less of a piece of shit. It comes across as entirely selfish and insensitive but this is Ralph we're talking about. I just always find it difficult to believe that he has such an indifferent view towards his own brother of all people.

Think about all the friends from whatever school you don't think about on a regular basis, it's unfortunately the same with family. With Ralph's lizard brain capable of seeing only what's in front of him, it's not surprising he never mentions his brother. Then he'd have to answer questions or something. He's already grifting his dead mother, might as well throw "I need money for my brother to keep staying in an free, possibility socialist institution instead of this two bedroom home" in too.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

Think about all the friends from whatever school you don't think about on a regular basis, it's unfortunately the same with family. With Ralph's lizard brain capable of seeing only what's in front of him, it's not surprising he never mentions his brother. Then he'd have to answer questions or something. He's already grifting his dead mother, might as well throw "I need money for my brother to keep staying in an free, possibility socialist institution instead of this two bedroom home" in too.

Right. The responsibility of full time care would fall on him and he can't shoulder that burden so, just like Ronnie, he'll let the state handle it because he's too lazy to take care of his own kin. Honestly that is for the best because if he did look after Evan, he'd probably be eaten alive by bed bugs because that's the type of person Ethan is.

 

[Terrorist]

I think Ralph is genuinely sad about his mom and deserves some sympathy, but he’ll burn through what sympathy he deserves real quick by playing the dying mom card whenever someone calls him on his shit. Years after Sandra kicks the bucket he’ll be bellyaching about how it’s so unfair for aylawgs to bully someone who’s faced as much hardship as poor tortured soul Ethan Ralph.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

I think Ralph is genuinely sad about his mom and deserves some sympathy, but he’ll burn through what sympathy he deserves real quick by playing the dying mom card whenever someone calls him on his shit. Years after Sandra kicks the bucket he’ll be bellyaching about how it’s so unfair for aylawgs to bully someone who’s faced as much hardship as poor tortured soul Ethan Ralph.

I think this is mostly accurate. He rode Ronnie's dead corpse's coattails for months but I imagine he'll take his mother's eventual passing to another level. To that note, did he even write an article about his dad? I forget.

EDIT: Corrected some grammar.

 

[MeltyTW]

but he’ll burn through what sympathy he deserves real quick by playing the dying mom card whenever someone calls him on his shit.

he already did that by using it as an excuse to gunt up other peoples servers like a fat moaning whining bitch, fuck him and fuck his dead mom, sargon/rand jr send their regards

 

[RichardRApe]

To that note, did he even write an article about his dad? I forget.

In Memoriam: Ronnie Ralph

If you're a fan of unnecessary commas and ideas laid out in the shortest sentences possible this is the article for you. Actual excerpt below:

As for the detractors. well, they will go after anything I do. Say I didn’t write this article, or put out the tweets last night about his death, or mention it on my show. Then, months later, it came out that my Father had died.

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

In Memoriam: Ronnie Ralph

If you're a fan of unnecessary commas and ideas laid out in the shortest sentences possible this is the article for you. Actual excerpt below:

This is always funny to me. Does he even bother to re-read anything he half-assedly drunkenly types out? It's all just logorrhea with no concept of actually correcting anything. There's no self-evaluation or proofreading at all. Good grief.

 

[RichardRApe]

This is always funny to me. Does he even bother to re-read anything he half-assedly drunkenly types out? It's all just logorrhea with no concept of actually correcting anything. There's no self-evaluation or proofreading at all. Good grief.

It's bad man, he writes like an out of breath fat guy talks. His grammar, syntax and style are all severely lacking which makes reading his articles physically hard.

What did he actually do for a living? Growing up, he worked construction with my grandfather. He once owned a liquor store. At one point, he was a licensed realtor. In the later years, he was a tanker-truck driver. I’m not sure one could find a more varied list of occupations. I sort of envy it, because it sounds like a lot of fun. Obviously, it wasn’t all copacetic, or else he would have stuck with one throughout. But just experiencing all that, the stories you gain alone…it sounded amazing.

So he had 4 jobs and according to Ralph who's never had a single job you couldn't find a more varied list of occupations. Just experiencing all that..it sounds amazing! lmao

 

[TriggerMeElmo]

It's bad man, he writes like an out of breath fat guy talks. His grammar, syntax and style are all severely lacking which makes reading his articles physically hard.

So he had 4 jobs and according to Ralph who's never had a single job you couldn't find a more varied list of occupations. Just experiencing all that..it sounds amazing! lmao

>he once owned a liquor store

 

[Just Dont]

Ralph made fun of miscarriages, of cancer patients and physically disabled people... All the while he is a fat pedo alcoholic useless asshole to everyone (even his friends).

Now he wants sympathy for his mom, which was an enabler of his behavior.

Ethan is a perfect example on why abortion should be legalized.

 

[AltisticRight]

Ethan is a perfect example on why abortion should be legalized.

Forced on undesirable wiggers.