Line Of The Day -

KatsuKitty

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My favorite radio show does a bit called "Line of the Day" where they play back the most clever thing someone said during the show. After seeing a lot of witty oneliners from the creative crowd at CWCki forums, I think we could use a thread to commemorate the clever things people come up with here. Perhaps we can encourage people to exercise those comedic muscles as well.

My line of the day goes to Butta Face Lopez, who made this remark about the Chris OKCupid pic:

Butta Face Lopez said:
Or he's consumed so much McDonald's that he's actually evolving into the Grimace.
Made me literally lol, sir. Very nice. :lol:
 

Trombonista

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Here's my Line of the Day, from BatmanVSTonyDanza in Chris and Intelligence:

I think of his mind as a connect-the-dots. While most people have their dots numbered, Chris only has every other dot numbered. So when everyone else finishes to reveal a picture of a cat Chris will have managed to come up with a snail making love to what looks to be Abe Lincoln.
 

CatParty

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i would like to nominate for today:
1. any post in the cute animals thread
2. Chris chan: "Fuck Off, Fuck Face"
 
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darkhorse816

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The Hunter said:
I don't really read anything in the Chris forum, but this put a smile on my face:

Alan Pardew said:
*Looks at James' Artwork*

Alan Pardew, are you a Kamen Rider fan? Because Urataros is tied with Kintaros as my favorite Imagin!
 

José Mourinho

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darkhorse816 said:
The Hunter said:
I don't really read anything in the Chris forum, but this put a smile on my face:

Alan Pardew said:
*Looks at James' Artwork*

Alan Pardew, are you a Kamen Rider fan? Because Urataros is tied with Kintaros as my favorite Imagin!
Sorry, I'm not a Kamen Rider fan. I chose that image because at that time I'm finding a "Spit Take" image.
 

Mauvman Shuffleboard

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Null said:
"Wow today I went to my school in my fursuit and even my teachers laughed at me, so I cut myself through the costume and the blood stained my fur, symbolically and literally representing the bond between me and Chuckles the Fox"
In the security thread outlining what not to do here.
 

Niachu

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Mauvman Shuffleboard said:
Null said:
"Wow today I went to my school in my fursuit and even my teachers laughed at me, so I cut myself through the costume and the blood stained my fur, symbolically and literally representing the bond between me and Chuckles the Fox"
In the security thread outlining what not to do here.
Seconding that. I know I shouldn't have but I lol'd.
 

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Uzumaki said:
Nice looking glasses cost money, and DOES BOB LOOK LIKE HE'S MADE OUT OF MONEY? Look, it's either the nice glasses or dinner at McDonald's, your choice.
From this thread.
 
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