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    NSA Press Release, "Am I vulnerable?"

The 8 of Spades

Don't Fail To Ask Me What ꋖꁝꊿꈜꑀ ꒦ꊿ꒐ꏳꑀꈜ Are Saying.
True & Honest Fan
Saw this somewhere else and for some reason it cracked me up:

"Basically, this is just some computer showing off how high it can count like some kind of mouthy four year old. If you ignore it and pretend like it's not there, computers, like children, will eventually shut up and go back to what they're supposed to be doing."


I sucked 7 dicks and I didn't even get to Ronnie!
True & Honest Fan
Funny story: I called my mother this morning and advised her to watch Dr. Phil today.

She got back to me just now, and I asked her what she thought of Susan.

Mom knows NOTHING of Kiwi Farms or the culture, but immediately answered "That woman is a HORRIBLE COW!"

Proof to geneticists: Kiwi-ism runs in the blood. She named a Horrorcow on sight. I think I want n00l to make her an honorary account that she will never log in with because computers are mysterious and unknowable things to her. But she knows her cows.


I sucked 7 dicks and I didn't even get to Ronnie!
True & Honest Fan
I have bought the guns I'll need for three reasons:
  1. It is really hard to shoot someone if you don't have a gun.
  2. There is hardly ever a gun lying around when I want to shoot someone.
  3. Nobody ever says "yes" when I ask if I can borrow a gun in order to shoot someone.
Edit: One more:
I hope when I'm dead that my enemies are still screaming from butthurt.
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