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50ft Firebreathing Wogglebug for President
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I like @Jaimas and legitimately tried to resist giving him an "autistic" rating when I saw that post, but I ultimately felt that it would be a violation of my system of ethics and integrity with respect to post ratings if I did not do so. One needs to be fair and consistent, and if that post didn't warrant an "autistic" rating I felt I had no right to ever use the rating again.

The 8 of Spades

If Only You Knew How HONK HONK Things Really Are
Saw this somewhere else and for some reason it cracked me up:

"Basically, this is just some computer showing off how high it can count like some kind of mouthy four year old. If you ignore it and pretend like it's not there, computers, like children, will eventually shut up and go back to what they're supposed to be doing."
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