50ft Firebreathing Wogglebug for President
True & Honest Fan
Funny story: I called my mother this morning and advised her to watch Dr. Phil today.
She got back to me just now, and I asked her what she thought of Susan.
Mom knows NOTHING of Kiwi Farms or the culture, but immediately answered "That woman is a HORRIBLE COW!"
Proof to geneticists: Kiwi-ism runs in the blood. She named a Horrorcow on sight. I think I want n00l to make her an honorary account that she will never log in with because computers are mysterious and unknowable things to her. But she knows her cows.
Edit: One more:I have bought the guns I'll need for three reasons:
- It is really hard to shoot someone if you don't have a gun.
- There is hardly ever a gun lying around when I want to shoot someone.
- Nobody ever says "yes" when I ask if I can borrow a gun in order to shoot someone.
I hope when I'm dead that my enemies are still screaming from butthurt.
So this is apparently a thing. I found this on my profile page today.yawning sneasel said:Hello friend
You have been visited by the Foot of Shame, an arbitrary profile restriction earned by users who do not select an avatar for themselves. The restriction on setting your own avatar lasts for one month, after which, you need to private message @yawning sneasel to receive the privilege to change your avatar again. The privilege will not be returned without asking.
Women's problems are petty or disgusting or both and not worthy of my male attention.
That's why we make sure to tell you lads. We're doing you a service, really - one day, one of you may have to talk to an actual real girl and we've allowed you to practice on us. We're nice like that.