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[albert chan]

Containment won't work, it'll only enable more retards to sperg the fuck out about the shit that no one wants anyway. Plus we'd have to put Null in there and that would be awkward for everyone.

 

[albert chan]

Mods here are turbo-libtards whose sensors will automatically home in on anyone they deem too based &/or redpilled and and eliminate them with extreme prejudice. Before I give you advice on how to deal with this though, I need to know something very important: is your foreskin intact?

 

[albert chan]

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN, BIDEN JUST DIED

I just want you to know that I'm rating you "Dumb" because you told me to turn on CNN.

I just want you to know that I'm rating you "informative" because you told me why you rated me dumb.

 

[Niggernerd]

 

[Trombonista]

I'm not here to make friends, but to either have a laugh at your expense or to bully into the place where you belong.

That's good because everyone here thinks you're a faggot.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

”I want a girl who sucks dick like a hentai heroine after the second act.”

 

[Trombonista]

What’s he paying? I’ve been shit talking people for free all my life. Bout time I got my due.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

The advice to spend "quality time with your genitals" makes it sound like you have visitation rights one weekend per month with them and should not waste a minute of it.

 

[Trombonista]

Fuck, instead of storming the white house we should have stormed the library of congress's porn section.

 

[albert chan]

If the WAP video is a significant part of your 'culture,' so significant that you cannot separate yourself from it, then your 'culture' is trash & dragging you down with it.

 

[Trombonista]

Perhaps the reason I seem so familiar despite being a newcomer is that autism is my oldest, truest flame.
A love between man and developmental disorder pure as the driven snow.

 

[albert chan]

Fuck blind people. Also fuck Funimation. I guess I hope they both lose somehow.

 

[Trombonista]

Now we're stuck with him, a proud virgin who thinks he can debate sex with people who've actually had it.

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Ya know, I’ve haunted this site for years, but every now and again I see a thread and think, “surely there isn’t a lolcow worthy community built up out of these sorts of people, the premise is so benign!”

And every time I think this I am inevitably shocked to find that yes, people are that deranged and wonder what these sorts or people did a hundred years ago.

probably just died in wars

 

[albert chan]

We should welcome new users. We should also berate and mock new users who act like spergs.

 

[Trombonista]

He's going to learn the lesson that Chris Farley did that the human heart can't handle both fatness and drug abuse. You have to pick one or the other.

 

[albert chan]

Travel is dumb and a waste of time. People are ugly and stupid everywhere. You can see ugly and stupid people where you live and you won't be out thousands of dollars.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

I bet some of you read books. In English or whatever. How about a dedicated thread for that?

 

[albert chan]

You are also unfunny which is the only thing you have in common with women.

 

[albert chan]

Any society obcessed with pronouns and race isnt a society capable of running a nuclear plant without incident