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[LurkTrawl]

Shit, I hope they find the Ludacris fan who kneed him to death. Blood of my blood didn't even go into hardcore knee-by's where niggas bust out some bike shorts, rush into your crib and go 100% on your head connector.

 

[albert chan]

Imagine being this fucking vain over nothing.
Raise a family, finish a proper career, something worthwhile except being a nigger.

 

[Trombonista]

I love how you guys took something Chris Chan did (farting on a cake for money) and ascribed it to Tess and it was so believable that it found its way into her comment sections. Normally with lolcows I saw stick to canon but she really deserves this one.

 

[Trombonista]

I follow Brandon Novak on Facebook (not the other VLB train wrecks, even the clean guys like Rake and Dico) and to my surprise, he saw Bam like less than a year ago.

It made me think Bam was going to get better, if Novak was hanging with him again.

Now Bam has a thread on Kiwi Farms

 

[Trombonista]

If someone asked me: "Are you going to chop your dick off?" I would have a good answer for them. I wouldn't need to dodge the question all day long.

 

[Trombonista]

I have learned a lot in this thread, but I did not want to.

 

[albert chan]

For me it's just my clumsiness. Sometimes I just walk somewhere deep in my own thoughts and I trip and fall, accidentally burying my massive cock deep into some twink's bussy. I hate faggots but this keeps happening

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Trombonista]

I swear ever since I started following this thread, I find myself checking my values whenever I draw. And they say Kiwifarms is bad; I'm getting art advice over here.

Getting laid off is the business version of an amicable breakup. Getting fired is your partner screaming “GET THE FUCK OUT!” and then calling the cops.

 

[albert chan]

You're telling me a community centered around a children's video game series with extremely iterative entries and repetitive game play whose endgame ultimately boils down to walking a in a circle for hundreds of hours to get a creature with a different color is rife with autism? I never would have suspected.

 

[albert chan]

People should stop calling themselves or others libertarians when all they mean is "gay stoner degenerate."

 

[Sprate Header]

I am the supreme forum janny
I do nothing, and I do it for free

 

[albert chan]

I’m not even trans and I’m not happy with myself

 

[albert chan]

I expect better from an account named @IncelArmy.

It's all about standards in incel-posting.

It never gets old seeing declare you shouldn't acknowledge trolls by acknowledging the trolls.

 

[Trombonista]

Sorry, my cervix just clenched up like a goddamned clam out of water imagining what sort of filthy state one’s vagina must be in to be given a SPECIAL SPRAY for the smell from a doctor.

 

[albert chan]

If you hate everything so much, then why can't you just shut the fuck up?

 

[albert chan]

I don't hate blacks, I hate niggers. I don't hate gays, I hate faggots. I don't hate transgenders, I hate troons. I hate all pedophiles and furries. I think any reasonable person should understand what I mean.

 

[albert chan]

That's probably the most words I've ever seen used just to say "I'm autistic."

 

[Trombonista]

Girl, you're on Kiwi Farms. Not much has served you well so far.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

The Middle East has been a problem since probably the dinosaurs. Sooner or later someone's gonna find a raptor fossil with a dynamite vest and a copy of the Koran.