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[albert chan]

He's giving you the job for the blowjob you gave during the interview, not because you're gay.

Duh.

What is Grindr? Chopped hepatitis liver?

 

[albert chan]

Black women are fat and look like their men. You have horrible taste in women.

Maybe if the female nigger is an octaroon it could be attractive but full-blooded female niggers are closer to feral apes than humans.

 

[Trombonista]

You cannot elect a bright orange reality show man as president and then wonder why every other country is paying attention.

 

[Trombonista]

There is an episode of RedLetterMedia's show Best of the Worst where they watched a movie made in the late 2000s-early 2010s. Jack (AIDSmoby) comments on this, saying that it makes him happy to see recent bad films, because it means there will be bad films for them to watch forever. It makes him comfortable and sparks joy to know that people are still making bad movies RIGHT NOW. When I see a thread like this I feel the same way. We will never run out of retards.

 

[Trombonista]

We are all Null's retarded children.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Telling people that you would get gassed immediately in a country with zero tolerance for bullshit is a pretty weird humblebrag, even for this website.

 

[albert chan]

Null doesn't need makeup. He's already beautiful.

 

[Trombonista]

alright, so, james is fucking kristie, who has been/is fucking around with dalton and kim, and is the mother of steven, who also fucked around with kim and sammie? i kinda recall sammie calling kristie ""mama"" at some point too? like, i remember a picture of kristie and dalton and sammie commented with "Wat U Doin Wit My Mama" or something. this is entire convoluted storyline is as close to incestuous as you can get without actually being incest. unless there's someone fucking their cousin in here somewhere?
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[albert chan]

I took away your negrates because I want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed and I think it's funny.

 

[albert chan]

Teenagers being both horny and fucking stupid is nothing new and not restricted to furries.

 

[albert chan]

The only people I don't call retards are actual retards. Because then it's mean. It's utterly retarded for a non-retard to get mad about being called a retard, though.

 

[Trombonista]

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This is the shit that's going to greet us when we finally go to hell for making fun of fat women on the internet.

 

[albert chan]

Imagine being a black woman scared about the 1 out of two million police death odds but not the heart disease claiming your fat ass in two years, lol.

 

[albert chan]

NGL, most of the lolcows I've interacted with on the forums may seem somewhat normal at first but there's always a moment when I realize "oh shit, you DID need a thread".

 

[Trombonista]

The spuds will never have to deal with peers, or find jobs or anything else. Why not go balls to the wall with names? I mean, your spud is only going to be around a few years, why not call it Dingleberry Unicorn Horatio-Sans.

 

[albert chan]

I have decided to attempt the dating scene, and it's all full of trannies. I hate the internet.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

 

[Trombonista]

The next cunt to necro this thread better have some sauce or I'm coming to put you in a dryer and chap your Smurf ass.

 

[albert chan]

Vaccines did 9/11.

 

[Trombonista]

Vaccines actually do cause autism, just not in people who are actually vaccinated.