I like @Jaimas and legitimately tried to resist giving him an "autistic" rating when I saw that post, but I ultimately felt that it would be a violation of my system of ethics and integrity with respect to post ratings if I did not do so. One needs to be fair and consistent, and if that post didn't warrant an "autistic" rating I felt I had no right to ever use the rating again.
Funny story: I called my mother this morning and advised her to watch Dr. Phil today.
She got back to me just now, and I asked her what she thought of Susan.
Mom knows NOTHING of Kiwi Farms or the culture, but immediately answered "That woman is a HORRIBLE COW!"
Proof to geneticists: Kiwi-ism runs in the blood. She named a Horrorcow on sight. I think I want n00l to make her an honorary account that she will never log in with because computers are mysterious and unknowable things to her. But she knows her cows.