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Merger of the Double Posts
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True & Honest Fan
I have bought the guns I'll need for three reasons:
  1. It is really hard to shoot someone if you don't have a gun.
  2. There is hardly ever a gun lying around when I want to shoot someone.
  3. Nobody ever says "yes" when I ask if I can borrow a gun in order to shoot someone.
Edit: One more:
I hope when I'm dead that my enemies are still screaming from butthurt.
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