I'm already going to start out to say, if there has already been a thread created about this person, then I apologize and will blast myself from the atmosphere from posting such a thing.
Anywho, I just stumbled onto this today but apparently hidden within the deep jungle of the internet, there's this girl named Link's Queen who wrote this fanfic
I stumbled upon it after viewing the TV Tropes page for ''My Immortal'' (I wanted to read bad fics), and I saw this and I'm like ''Oh! I wonder how bad this LoZ fic is!''
Holy shit why did I click it. I was reading through the prologue and already Link and this character (a mary sue) are already having sex.
There's this site too that seems to have records of LQ ranting and has even shared email exchanges.
So my question is, would it be possible to say that this chick has autism or that she's even insane?
Edit: I'm gonna go ahead and put each journal entry here, so I don't spam up the topic.
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Roleplaying Incident
Here's one from 2003.
Here's a journal based on said Bonsai Kitten incident:
Other Links that might be of interest:
The ''Sporking'' of My Inner Life
Link's Queen's deviantART
TV Tropes page
MIL: The Legend of Jenna (Parody fic)
Anywho, I just stumbled onto this today but apparently hidden within the deep jungle of the internet, there's this girl named Link's Queen who wrote this fanfic
I stumbled upon it after viewing the TV Tropes page for ''My Immortal'' (I wanted to read bad fics), and I saw this and I'm like ''Oh! I wonder how bad this LoZ fic is!''
Holy shit why did I click it. I was reading through the prologue and already Link and this character (a mary sue) are already having sex.
There's this site too that seems to have records of LQ ranting and has even shared email exchanges.
So my question is, would it be possible to say that this chick has autism or that she's even insane?
Edit: I'm gonna go ahead and put each journal entry here, so I don't spam up the topic.
x__x;;
[no seriously, it is! to those that take everything on here so seriously and blow it entirely out of context. or those that believe everything they hear and see on the netz.
its extremely amusing when people start e-drama because they're a bunch of jealous little faglets with nothing else better to do then sit their lazy, greasy asses before a computer, wetting themselves from getting off at creating a shitclyine of sheer stupidity thinking that their little peens or cunts are gonna explode from seeing someone foam at the mouth at their less then retarded cranks.
the most laughable thing, those that actually think they're so much better then you. because they get jack shit irl, they get on here with an inferiority complex and toss their weight around, expecting everyone to suck their limp e-peen for instant excitement because their lives are seriously that boring or pathetic. and yes, you people know who you are.
and a heads up for those of you that leave comments; don't tell me, 'i ain't wasting my time reading that' when you wasted 3 minutes of your life posting on my dA period. CONGRATULATIONS!
i feel fucking special! go me. i can actually get attention without even ASKING for it because people like to waste precious seconds of their retarded lives leaving me stupid comments. you people win the idiot of the year award.
but seriously. if you wish to waste time posting, i comment you. obviously i am, 'worth' your time, and you're a bloody coward to actually not try to bug me on furc, rather then on here. but then again, i will ignore you anyway. so go ahead and continue trying.
furthermore, i don't check this account very often. oh, say, once, twice a month if that. rofl. not to mention before this journal entry, the last time i updated was in, ohsnap, '04? well lookie here. at least 3 years and you think i am really gonna see your useless and pointless prattle? think again. and if i do, all i gotta do is hide the comments. so you're really wasting you time. but if you REALLY feel the need to, then by all means, do so.
oh and go right on ahead and post this on ed. i really don't care. only severely demented faggots update that shit. not that i don't expect it, but the REAL lulz is in those dumb enough to waste their time on that crock of shit. so do go on and give us all a good laugh. god knows, we all need it. stupid people make for good entertainment donja think?
its extremely amusing when people start e-drama because they're a bunch of jealous little faglets with nothing else better to do then sit their lazy, greasy asses before a computer, wetting themselves from getting off at creating a shitclyine of sheer stupidity thinking that their little peens or cunts are gonna explode from seeing someone foam at the mouth at their less then retarded cranks.
the most laughable thing, those that actually think they're so much better then you. because they get jack shit irl, they get on here with an inferiority complex and toss their weight around, expecting everyone to suck their limp e-peen for instant excitement because their lives are seriously that boring or pathetic. and yes, you people know who you are.
and a heads up for those of you that leave comments; don't tell me, 'i ain't wasting my time reading that' when you wasted 3 minutes of your life posting on my dA period. CONGRATULATIONS!
but seriously. if you wish to waste time posting, i comment you. obviously i am, 'worth' your time, and you're a bloody coward to actually not try to bug me on furc, rather then on here. but then again, i will ignore you anyway. so go ahead and continue trying.
furthermore, i don't check this account very often. oh, say, once, twice a month if that. rofl. not to mention before this journal entry, the last time i updated was in, ohsnap, '04? well lookie here. at least 3 years and you think i am really gonna see your useless and pointless prattle? think again. and if i do, all i gotta do is hide the comments. so you're really wasting you time. but if you REALLY feel the need to, then by all means, do so.
oh and go right on ahead and post this on ed. i really don't care. only severely demented faggots update that shit. not that i don't expect it, but the REAL lulz is in those dumb enough to waste their time on that crock of shit. so do go on and give us all a good laugh. god knows, we all need it. stupid people make for good entertainment donja think?
Roleplaying Incident
*Stands ontop of hill with an airhorn in hand, mouthpiece to lips* Warning, WARNING! Keltic Dragon is about to release a rant into her journal. Better run. Sanity is on the line! You have been told. o.o
Blah. Sometimes, a good rant is the only fix I can get to make my day any better then they have been. Of course, I got one that is befitting for this entry.
Never in all my years, would I think a lot of humanity would produce less common sense then actually allotted into a single mind. But to be honest, after seeing people still delving into a situation way over done; a repeating of beating on a dead horse, I feel I've lost my faith in the views of the morals most of humanity holds.
As scary as it may be, most people do not make it past the stupidity factor and are left to more mindless, trival entertainment to brighten up a borning day.
For nearly three years, I've dealt with the chronic idiocy of people who use the most simpleton methods for amusing themselves. And just recently, I got another such desplay of the very stupidity in an AIM message that was left for me while I was at work.
Mostly, I used to get upset. Often blowing up and frothing over how angry I was these people are still freighting to contact me. However, this time. I merely rolled my eyes.
obscure jane (9:46:11 PM): Hey, wake you? How the hell can I wake you over the computer. Unless you have your volume cranked. Do you? Duh then you deserve to be woken up. You are legend, Link's Queen. Your name is all over the godawful board to this very day. There are still threads about you.
obscure jane (9:46:42 PM): So what happened to you last night? It sounds serious.
obscure jane (9:48:05 PM): I'm still curious how I might be WAKING YOU UP! BY SHOUTING? CAN YOU HEAR MY SHOUTING?
obscure jane (9:48:26 PM): Are you as stupid as every one says you are, then? My, my.
obscure jane signed on at 8:28:53 PM.
obscure jane (8:29:28 PM): Am I "distrubing" you?
This was the message I received. Thing is... Why someone such as this moron still finds the necessity to contact me is way beyond my comprehenstion. This is in relation to an old incident I did mention in a very old journal entry listed here. But to see this comes as a total shock.
Twice this retard tried to IM me. Both times, I was away. First time, I did not have the peson added tp my BL. So, no away message was shown as being received on my window. But she is referring to someting I did have in the message.
Funny thing is... Look at how she seems like a blubbering idiot. Rambling on and on over a silly away message I had up. Even more interesting, I believe this fool had no intentions on IMing from the getgo to muse over my IM messages. But to make an attempt to beat on the hornet's nest and get me to reply with an assed long rant. It just never ceases to amaze me that none of the retards involved in this situation have caught on that I have put this escapade long behind me, while their still miles back dwelling on a very overrated situation that is long dead.
Sad in a way. Pathetic is more the word. A lot of people fail to use even 3% of the brain they was given. But these people lack any common sense, as well as any clue when someone clearly shows they are not going to react to any of their pointless gibbering. Just why some people hold onto this luidcrous idea that they will succeed just amuses me.
I have NO idea who Obscure Jane is. Nor, do I really care. Just, I find it highly gratifying that I have the option to point and laugh at such idiocy as that. A clear, blatant desplay. I think it took a lot of guts for her to IM me. Much less, reveal she was doing so because she thinks good ol' Link's Queen will resume her uncanny bungling so everyone can point and have a hearty laugh. Nonetheless, as of late, the only one getting poked at are these sad, pathetic twits with nothing else better to do when they still need someone else's misfortunes to entertain their lowely lives.
In a sense. I pity the poor bastards. Or, maybe I am way to gracious. e.e
Blah. Sometimes, a good rant is the only fix I can get to make my day any better then they have been. Of course, I got one that is befitting for this entry.
Never in all my years, would I think a lot of humanity would produce less common sense then actually allotted into a single mind. But to be honest, after seeing people still delving into a situation way over done; a repeating of beating on a dead horse, I feel I've lost my faith in the views of the morals most of humanity holds.
As scary as it may be, most people do not make it past the stupidity factor and are left to more mindless, trival entertainment to brighten up a borning day.
For nearly three years, I've dealt with the chronic idiocy of people who use the most simpleton methods for amusing themselves. And just recently, I got another such desplay of the very stupidity in an AIM message that was left for me while I was at work.
Mostly, I used to get upset. Often blowing up and frothing over how angry I was these people are still freighting to contact me. However, this time. I merely rolled my eyes.
obscure jane (9:46:11 PM): Hey, wake you? How the hell can I wake you over the computer. Unless you have your volume cranked. Do you? Duh then you deserve to be woken up. You are legend, Link's Queen. Your name is all over the godawful board to this very day. There are still threads about you.
obscure jane (9:46:42 PM): So what happened to you last night? It sounds serious.
obscure jane (9:48:05 PM): I'm still curious how I might be WAKING YOU UP! BY SHOUTING? CAN YOU HEAR MY SHOUTING?
obscure jane (9:48:26 PM): Are you as stupid as every one says you are, then? My, my.
obscure jane signed on at 8:28:53 PM.
obscure jane (8:29:28 PM): Am I "distrubing" you?
This was the message I received. Thing is... Why someone such as this moron still finds the necessity to contact me is way beyond my comprehenstion. This is in relation to an old incident I did mention in a very old journal entry listed here. But to see this comes as a total shock.
Twice this retard tried to IM me. Both times, I was away. First time, I did not have the peson added tp my BL. So, no away message was shown as being received on my window. But she is referring to someting I did have in the message.
Funny thing is... Look at how she seems like a blubbering idiot. Rambling on and on over a silly away message I had up. Even more interesting, I believe this fool had no intentions on IMing from the getgo to muse over my IM messages. But to make an attempt to beat on the hornet's nest and get me to reply with an assed long rant. It just never ceases to amaze me that none of the retards involved in this situation have caught on that I have put this escapade long behind me, while their still miles back dwelling on a very overrated situation that is long dead.
Sad in a way. Pathetic is more the word. A lot of people fail to use even 3% of the brain they was given. But these people lack any common sense, as well as any clue when someone clearly shows they are not going to react to any of their pointless gibbering. Just why some people hold onto this luidcrous idea that they will succeed just amuses me.
I have NO idea who Obscure Jane is. Nor, do I really care. Just, I find it highly gratifying that I have the option to point and laugh at such idiocy as that. A clear, blatant desplay. I think it took a lot of guts for her to IM me. Much less, reveal she was doing so because she thinks good ol' Link's Queen will resume her uncanny bungling so everyone can point and have a hearty laugh. Nonetheless, as of late, the only one getting poked at are these sad, pathetic twits with nothing else better to do when they still need someone else's misfortunes to entertain their lowely lives.
In a sense. I pity the poor bastards. Or, maybe I am way to gracious. e.e
Here's one from 2003.
I just got an e-mail from someone whom I do not know that had some rather unpleasent and rude things to say. The e-mail was prompted after I listed my entry about the Bonsai Kitten incident, which I was informed as or late to be a hoax.
The letter I received:
"OK, I come to look at your art page on deviantart because i've heard a lot about you, and unfortunately it's mostly negative. Everyone's all "she's a freak show so let's read her journal." And at first I didn't think it was nice but now...
Jen you're an idiot. Your latest journal entry on bonsai kittens? That's a joke. A big old internet joke just to get people dumb enough to believe it to freak out and, basically to do just what you did.
God what they say is really true about you."
Is basically a letter of spite and inflict I believe to be of more outragous ridicule. Why anyone would take the time to reopen the can of worms on an old dead situation is way beyond any reasoning, but it just proves the truth about some people. That they don't let things die and carry them on like dust on the wind. It's just confirming the whole obsession theory that stemmed from the entire incident. You cannot berate someone for having sympathy for the mistreatment of animals, nor over the fact that a sick internet joke like Bonsai Kitten of having such a fooling tactic that people are subjected to believing it. It's very very wrong and outrightly rude to ridicule someone over it. Not everyone was convinced it wasn't fake until told by someone who already found out the truth. But, some just do not care. People will just never learn.
Well, because of that, I have removed my e-mail contact from this page. I am sorry to those of you who legitimately wished to contact me, but I do not want nor appreciate e-mails like the one I received. With something that small in nature, it is best and wise for people to keep to them selves. Anyone wishing to contact me can Devinote me for it. It's really sad that I had to come to this, but some people really do not know the meaning of etiquette.
The letter I received:
"OK, I come to look at your art page on deviantart because i've heard a lot about you, and unfortunately it's mostly negative. Everyone's all "she's a freak show so let's read her journal." And at first I didn't think it was nice but now...
Jen you're an idiot. Your latest journal entry on bonsai kittens? That's a joke. A big old internet joke just to get people dumb enough to believe it to freak out and, basically to do just what you did.
God what they say is really true about you."
Is basically a letter of spite and inflict I believe to be of more outragous ridicule. Why anyone would take the time to reopen the can of worms on an old dead situation is way beyond any reasoning, but it just proves the truth about some people. That they don't let things die and carry them on like dust on the wind. It's just confirming the whole obsession theory that stemmed from the entire incident. You cannot berate someone for having sympathy for the mistreatment of animals, nor over the fact that a sick internet joke like Bonsai Kitten of having such a fooling tactic that people are subjected to believing it. It's very very wrong and outrightly rude to ridicule someone over it. Not everyone was convinced it wasn't fake until told by someone who already found out the truth. But, some just do not care. People will just never learn.
Well, because of that, I have removed my e-mail contact from this page. I am sorry to those of you who legitimately wished to contact me, but I do not want nor appreciate e-mails like the one I received. With something that small in nature, it is best and wise for people to keep to them selves. Anyone wishing to contact me can Devinote me for it. It's really sad that I had to come to this, but some people really do not know the meaning of etiquette.
Here's a journal based on said Bonsai Kitten incident:
For once my fellow followers, I have some serious news to update with. Upon checking a friend's AOL profile, she had a link to a site with a phrase below: "This is very very wrong". Naturally, out of curiousity, I clicked on the link to take a gander at what generated her comment. Little did I know of what awaited me on the end.
The site is called: Bonsai Kitten. A place dedicated to the Chinese art of Bonsai, a cultural preformance of binding either the feet or other body parts of young girls and confining the limbs until they shape into unatural positions and warpings. While this is all fine and good, the pratices on Bonsai Kitten is the animal version of this pratice.
Upon futher in-depth reading on the aspects of the site's purpose, I finally realized the true nature of Bonasi Kitten. These people take poor, defenseless kittens, stuff them into 5x5 inch cubicals, or various other shapes, seal them in, and leave them confined until their little bodies are conformed into unatural and dangerous mishapings.
Not only that, the pratice is taken as far as to use super-glue the poor animal's rectum shut and basically inserting a tube into the animal's rectal area like a make shift colostomy bag. O_O It even get's worse from there. These people ACTUALLY ship these poor animals in this condition to anyone who purchases one.
I was nearly floored when I read their so-called guest book and found that when certian people who wrote them in defense of animal cuelty prevention and avocated against their site, the people of Bonsai Kitten raised cane, become bias and basically made it as if the person defending the cats were some bigoted moron with barely any intellegence and tried to turn the subject on the write's ignorance, life-style and improper etiquette.
The aftermath of what I saw from their mentally twisting images of helpless kittens shoved into tiny glass cubicals and the heartless, vindictive and cold words from the besieging staff of Bonsai Kitten, I myself endured an hr of wrenching and uncontrolable crying and vomiting because the pictures were so heart-breaking and upseting, that it litteraly causes mental distress, making the victim fall to the after effects of seeing animals you cannot physically help, being subjected to torture and pain by confinement.
The people who run Bonsai Kitten are sick, and twisted individuals who's out take on art comes from watching an animal suffer inside the confines of a small prision while its body is unwilligly and disgustengly mishapen. How anyone can subject an animal to this kind of cruelty and still be able to look into the mirror is beyond me. I am appalled and disgusted that something like this cropped up on the net and has been allowed to continue by skiriting the law. But as a acovater for animal cruelty prevention, I would love to see the site and operation shut down. Things like this shouldn't be allowed to exist, and allow the continuation of prolonged animal tourment. Please show your support for this act by posting to this journal entry. Bonsai art is accecpted among the human society. It should NOT be accecpted from the animal world.
To view the offensive site and what is causing this mass uproar, click on the link provided:
www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.h…
WARNING: The image gallery contains a few heart-wrenching pics that may cause distress to those who may have weak stomaches or is subject to easy emotional break-downs. Enter at your own risk.
The site is called: Bonsai Kitten. A place dedicated to the Chinese art of Bonsai, a cultural preformance of binding either the feet or other body parts of young girls and confining the limbs until they shape into unatural positions and warpings. While this is all fine and good, the pratices on Bonsai Kitten is the animal version of this pratice.
Upon futher in-depth reading on the aspects of the site's purpose, I finally realized the true nature of Bonasi Kitten. These people take poor, defenseless kittens, stuff them into 5x5 inch cubicals, or various other shapes, seal them in, and leave them confined until their little bodies are conformed into unatural and dangerous mishapings.
Not only that, the pratice is taken as far as to use super-glue the poor animal's rectum shut and basically inserting a tube into the animal's rectal area like a make shift colostomy bag. O_O It even get's worse from there. These people ACTUALLY ship these poor animals in this condition to anyone who purchases one.
I was nearly floored when I read their so-called guest book and found that when certian people who wrote them in defense of animal cuelty prevention and avocated against their site, the people of Bonsai Kitten raised cane, become bias and basically made it as if the person defending the cats were some bigoted moron with barely any intellegence and tried to turn the subject on the write's ignorance, life-style and improper etiquette.
The aftermath of what I saw from their mentally twisting images of helpless kittens shoved into tiny glass cubicals and the heartless, vindictive and cold words from the besieging staff of Bonsai Kitten, I myself endured an hr of wrenching and uncontrolable crying and vomiting because the pictures were so heart-breaking and upseting, that it litteraly causes mental distress, making the victim fall to the after effects of seeing animals you cannot physically help, being subjected to torture and pain by confinement.
The people who run Bonsai Kitten are sick, and twisted individuals who's out take on art comes from watching an animal suffer inside the confines of a small prision while its body is unwilligly and disgustengly mishapen. How anyone can subject an animal to this kind of cruelty and still be able to look into the mirror is beyond me. I am appalled and disgusted that something like this cropped up on the net and has been allowed to continue by skiriting the law. But as a acovater for animal cruelty prevention, I would love to see the site and operation shut down. Things like this shouldn't be allowed to exist, and allow the continuation of prolonged animal tourment. Please show your support for this act by posting to this journal entry. Bonsai art is accecpted among the human society. It should NOT be accecpted from the animal world.
To view the offensive site and what is causing this mass uproar, click on the link provided:
www.bonsaikitten.com/bkintro.h…
WARNING: The image gallery contains a few heart-wrenching pics that may cause distress to those who may have weak stomaches or is subject to easy emotional break-downs. Enter at your own risk.
Other Links that might be of interest:
The ''Sporking'' of My Inner Life
Link's Queen's deviantART
TV Tropes page
MIL: The Legend of Jenna (Parody fic)
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, this girl has been an internet legend for a while now. I thought she had pretty much faded from the limelight, though. Not sure there's anything other than treasured internet memories to add to this thread.
