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SpessCaptain

Salty Space Bitch
Retired Staff
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If their website goes down, I demand my cock to be stroked by Null himself.

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RULES OF NATURE.
 

Taily Puff

Ready to Begin
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Joined
Jun 15, 2014
We are growing too confident in our lolcows and their abilities lately. Dex is a class A edgelord who chooses to torture a goldfish and act like he is big and bad because of it. He won't do anything because this is his where he gets his kicks.

No, I don't think Dexter has actually done anything dangerous, or will actually do anything that terrible. Writing a nasty letter to an unrelated internet hosting company is going to be his greatest success in life, and he knows it. Like a whiny old woman who gets table tennis balls banned from a toy aisle because it's related to drinking. That's his big win. Bitching, like a bitch, to a bunch of bitches.

But I'm also not putting it past anyone on that site to have said something treasonous they'll eventually sincerely regret. And I bet the edgelord persona melts away like a marshmallow in a rainstorm when someone in a dark suit and sunglasses knocks on their door.
 

bearycool

The Pretty Homeless Movie Night Princess
True & Honest Fan
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Joined
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DEXTER LIKES THE OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!!!!

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