ES Lisandro Esteban / Clerici / LuciferEsquizofrénico, Paranoico y Argentino

Porque el hace videos de 45 sgundos cuando solamente mira a la cámara y muestra diferentes ángulos de su cara...
También, creo que este cow es el tipo quien haría una cuenta en el sitio para hablar con nosostros.

Dame el autismo desenfrenado

Edit:
Since I think this cow is pretty great, here's the op in english!

Spoiler: English Translation

(All text in small italics and parenthesis is personal commentary.)

It is difficult to describe Lisandro in a single, concrete phrase. He is a highly multifaceted man who sees and hears different things, which are often contradictory. He has a small group of local "fans" who follow him and try to help him but like a good lolcow, he does not listen to what anyone tells him to do. Let's see his story:

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The true face of madness.

Lisandro Clerici is a paranoid schizophrenic who, thanks to the excellent mental health system in Argentina and Sweden, has managed to escape from the clutches of the state and live his life spreading madness wherever he goes. He lived with his parents in Argentina then traveled to Sweden where he lived in a miserable house for a few years, then returned to Argentina (to live with his parents) and then moved back to Europe, more precisely to Spain, to finally return to Sweden. We know this because he tells everyone about his adventures on Facebook and YouTube with an endless series of videos, some funny while others are extremely disturbing.

Lisandro is a Satanist, he hates Argentinians, Spaniards and Swedes alike (since he says that he is mentally attacked and they try to give him cardiac arrests while masturbating or doing other activities), he assures people that the entire Argentinian and Swedish population "prevents him from getting a woman" and constantly threatens to commit suicide in order to "take earthly revenge" (I'm not sure what this means) on all those who attacked him in his life (starting with the children he will kill in their sleep). His personal hygiene is a disaster and it is not strange to find him living on the street of whatever country he resides at that moment. Inexplicably, he always manages to jump from country to country (much thanks to his double Argentinian-Italian citizenship) and create approximately 1 YouTube video per month, for the last 6 years.

Early Life:

Lisandro Clerici was born May 13th, 1981, in Banfield, Buenos Aires, Argentina.

His childhood was spent in Buenos Aires (where he was born) and he attended the "Institute of San Andrés" in 1994 for his secondary studies. Just one year after entering he transferred to the "Institute of Ricardo Guiraldes" in which his stay was also just one year. Finally, he studied at the school "Bertand Russell" in 1998.

Although it is not known if he really completed his secondary studies (he does mention that he had a year and a half left to complete them) it is understood that his illness progressed in such a way that he left school and on October 14, 2003 he decided to move to Stockholm, Sweden, where he would live until October 13, 2014, distributing newspapers and with the financial support of his parents.

Appearance on the Internet - Youtube:

January 20, 2012, Lisandro creates his first video on YouTube while in Sweden. With very broken English and a homeless appearance, Lisandro opens the door to his mind for the first time. In the video he complains about Swedish dentists and how they extracted a tooth without anesthesia because he was a foreigner.

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On June 10th of the same year, he uploads a video where he informs viewers that people in Sweden "block" him from dating Nordic women and that with psychic energy, they attack the hearts of potential lovers so they will not be with him.

Shortly after, another video comes up where he tells us that when he became intimate with a young lady, his member just stopped working... clearly by "them," aka the Swedish population, that attack him psychologically.

This tendency to report psychic attacks continued for almost a year until August 31st, 2013 where Lisandro announced that he was harassed by a security guard in a shopping mall. According to his logic, when there are a small number of immigrants in a town, the native inhabitants "feel" those who do not belong and their psychic energies are concentrated so that foreigners (in this case poor Lisandro) become aggressive. In the following video, you can see him complaining. Lisandro, clearly evicted and sick, can be seen with extreme paranoia towards the vehicles that pass by the neighboring street as he explains his story.

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His paranoia gradually worsened to the point where he distrusts all passers-by and anyone on the street. On September 24th, 2013, Lisandro uploads a video where he announces that he was permanently expelled from a Swedish metro station, he caims that people passing by attack him (although we can see few realize he is even standing there) and that the same people do not want him to tell the "truth" to the world.

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This is the video where, for the first time, Lisandro begins his death threats to the world. This will become one of his favorite topics in the months to come. In this video, he makes threats because he has not had a girlfriend for 8 years.

During this time he makes videos where he declares that people in Sweden make him behave stupidly, they prevent him from enjoying oral sex, they do not let him masturbate in peace, they cause him to choke on food and finally, on June 2nd, 2014, he announces the swedes want him homeless:

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This video marks a before and after as after living a time in the streets of Stockholm and produce videos denouncing their injustices but now with the Swedish reptilians, their parents give money to return to Argentina and live in a very ruined house that belonged to his grandfather in the neighborhood of Banfield, Buenos Aires after 10 years of living in Sweden.

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This is one of his strangest videos.

There, you can see his life has not improved, in fact, it has gotten worse. Now, the same patterns of paranoia and accusations are repeated but now in Spanish:

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Spoiler: Transcript

Transcript is needed.

Lisandro lived in Argentina from November 9th, 2014 until the beginning of 2016. During that period Lisandro produced many videos for each occurrence of perceived "attacks" against himself. From hurting himself to "heart attacks" while masturbating or even doing gymnastics, it is always the Argentinians with their psychic power who do not want him to improve any aspect of his life. Many of his videos for this period are very short (up to 8 seconds long).

Then, inexplicably, Lisandro is stranded at the Adolfo Suarez airport in Madrid-Barajas, allegedly because of a problem with his documents when trying to enter Italy. From June to August 2016, he lived at the airport and his videos were simply announcing the time, the day, the temperature and showing his surroundings in silence for up to 15 minutes. In these videos, he is very poor and malnourished.

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After a month of living at the Spanish airport, Lisandro returns to Sweden. At some point he had a relationship with an Iranian girl who seems to have invited him to her house although not much is known about their relationship. For a while, he uploads videos about it and calls her his "Ex lover".

Around this time Lisandro begins to upload videos with animated "shorts" that allude to his need for revenge and death. Apparently his method is to scare people while he sleeps.

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Lisandro currently lives in the streets of Malmö, Scania, Sweden after an Iranian landlord took him out of the Dto. (I'm unsure what this means)

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Spoiler: Transcript

Needs translation.

The Journal of Madness - Facebook:

Lisandro uses his Facebook account as an intimate daily diary where all his posts are public. The vast majority of events are published here with lots of details and often include GPS information of Lisandro's location or photos of his documents.

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His posts range from his usual complaints of psychic harassment to laughing at other atrocities and misfortunes, as well as videos by Nikki Minaj.

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What did Bill Paxton do to you?

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He also often compares swedes to toilets.

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He has a tendency to dox himself and his family relatively often.

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Spoiler: Translation

Still needed.

And absolutely all photos are of him at different angles for posterity (?).

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Ugh those fucking lips wtf...

His porn, because God hates us - PornHub:

Of course, an adapted and stable person like our good friend Lisandro cannot miss out on the train of degeneration that is the human race so he has his little account on PornHub where he happily shows us his masturbatory skills. To facilitate the task of finding these videos, they often include his full name and sometimes his ID number (something like the Social Security Numbers of the gringos). (Ok just because you write this in taco language doesn't mean some of us don't understand it.)

( :horrifying: )

Spoiler: The Dox

(The Dox)
Name: Lisandro Esteban Clerici
DOB: Mayo 13, 1981
DNI (?): 28831164
CUIT(?): 20-28831164-2
Skype: lisandro.clerici.1
Father: Carlos Clerici (https://www.facebook.com/carloselcerici)

Links:

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lisandro.clerici (http://archive.li/gwiJM)
G+: https://plus.google.com/101857301696585798618 (http://archive.li/WNpdz)
PornHub: https://www.pornhub.com/users/lisandro_clerici (http://archive.li/SCLaN) (NSFW, duh...)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/lisandroclerici (http://archive.li/IV40c)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnoz9saRkDW7n8qFjxMxnnw (http://archive.li/ELqXq)

I'm still in the process of translating, if you have any revisions pm me.

 

Creo que lo que mas me preocupa (o quizá shockea un poco) es como puede saltar de país a país como si nada...

 

Este tipo tiene cara de asesino...

 

Que interesante... asi es autismo cuarentena.

Oh, me acabo de dar cuenta de que @Null tendrá que hacer nuevos filtros de palabras.

Retrasado y retardado are the words we use in Spanish.

 

Individuos excepcionales?

Demasiado difícil en lenguaje de género.

 

Si no lo haces, eres racismo

Pero estoy de acuerdo, es un poquito dificil. Es una tema para debate si tenemos más interesante, cuán complacientes deberíamos estar con otros idiomas?

Español es facil porque por lo general usamos la palabra en ingles, por ejemplo lolcow. Jajavaca no es lo mismo

 

Es no bueno a forzar un meme. Va a forma natural.

 

Yo no lei un lolcow loco ya que Crazy Gail o una mujer obsesionada por un hombre llamada Joel.

Disculpe mi espanol. Yo muy mal en espanol.

 

Como es que este wey puede viajar tanto? Está batallando la locura y por alguna razón puede saltar a país a país como nada.

Hay que poner chapstick puto te ves horrible con los labios secos

 

All of those fucking commas is giving me a headache.

Woah, como es que es ciudadano de Italia también..? A ser sincero estoy un poco celeso que este individual excepcional tiene tanta libertad de viajar sin broncas.

 

Ojalá mi energía psíquica bastara para evitar esto.

 

Notaré por adelantado que estoy usando Google Translate para esto, así que espere una sintaxis horrible y probablemente sea la combinación más incompleta de dialectos disponibles.

Tenía curiosidad acerca de qué tipo de lolcows extranjeros estaban allí y ahora me alegro de que vivo en un momento en el que mi computadora espacial del 3er. Milenio me permite reírme de una sanguijuela psicótica que abusa de la ciudadanía de la UE para exudar su camino en Suecia para que pueda sí a sus mujeres. Creo que lo que más me gusta de este payaso es lo obvio que trata de tratar de obtener los mejores paquetes de bienestar social, atacando continuamente a Suecia.

Aunque tengo una pregunta; ¿Dónde están tus malditos asilos? Me pregunto porque la última vez que lo revisé, no creo que ustedes hayan cerrado la suya. ¿Cómo es este tipo que tiene fantasías secretas de ser linchado en las calles e incapaz de vivir allí?

 

Que pinche locura que jamas he visto en un lolcow ingles. Cabron, esos pinches ojos-- mirenlos; gritan con la voz de una mentalidad inestable. Ademas, esa barba; cortala ya, mijo.

 

Gracias por la explicación sobre el pantano que son los servicios sociales argentinos. Aunque esto deja la pregunta sobre por qué el propio sistema de asilo de Suecia no contiene al loco obviamente suicida.

De cualquier manera, supongo que esto es solo una prueba más de cómo se rompen los programas de salud mental, no importa a dónde vaya. Me encanta cómo parece querer morder todas las manos que lo alimentan. Supongo que realmente quiere convertirse en Doombreed, campeón de Khorne, para matar a todos los estúpidos que lo violan mentalmente.

Y continuaré publicando mis respuestas en el programa para este tipo, dado que esta broma de un hombre debe ser compartida con el mundo de habla latina ... y fraudes gordos como yo que abusan de las computadoras para convertirse en políglotas.