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List of DSP's lies

Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by EmperorGoutatine, Dec 2, 2018.

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  1. I'm working on a video ATM, and I wanted to find website that dialogued all of DSP's moments and found Kiwi Farms. Hello there.

    We know that pig/man can't keep up with his own lies, so if you can, list me a few and link a video showing his hypocrisy.

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  2. grr i dont like phil
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    Vrakks Please... I go by Gold Diamond now.
    True & Honest Fan

  3. google it yourself

    look around the threads; type in 'dsp tries it' into youtube;
    search 'dsp project 7 patreon scam' search 'dsp rambo' look at the sons of kojima youtube channel, ask tevin

    do your own work
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    #3 Xerxers, Dec 2, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2018
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    Kamiii Those who yiff get thrown off a cliff

  4. 6702B302-23FC-432B-A1DB-7A0251B52151.jpeg

    lol no
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  5. Literally get off your ass and read any thread in the entire subforum.
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    The Manglement

    The Manglement Some internet faggot

  6. Just tune into any given pre-stream and you'll fill up a list in no time.
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    GuyKazama It's okay, i'm a tankbuster.

  7. DSP once said he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

    DSP once said I’ll love you till I die.

    DSP once said he wasn’t sure hank did it that way.

    DSP once said there more old drunks than there were old doctors.

    DSP once said Julie was working for the drug squad.

    DSP once said he ain’t never seen nothing like a Galway girl.

    DSP once said he took a ride in Johnson’s motorcar.

    DSP once said he was burning for you.

    DSP once said he wanted to go to another whiskey bar.

    DSP once said she was a day tripper.

    DSP once said Sheena is a punk rocker.

    DSP once said give him the future with a modern girl.

    DSP once said he was a transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

    DSP once said money is a gas.

    DSP once said he should’ve learned to play the guitar or maybe how to play them drums.

    DSP once said he fought the law and the law won.

    DSP once said he told the Black and Tans to come out and fight him like a man.

    DSP once said she had Bette Davis eyes.
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    Commander Keen

    Commander Keen in GOODBYE GALAXY!!!

  8. I need a link to this lmao
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    Kamiii Those who yiff get thrown off a cliff

  9. Boi...

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    Army Burger

    True & Honest Fan

  10. I'll give you that one

    Kamiii Those who yiff get thrown off a cliff

  11. Calm yourself, you're way too angry right now to think straight.
    Everytime he says he's changed I cant help but laugh because he's the same angry pig from the SF2 days and doesn't even try to mask it to make it somewhat believable.
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    BeanBidan Welcome to Silent Hill faggots.

  12. Dood, he lies as soon as he opens his fat mouth.
    The archive of lies already exists. It's called his life.

    • It's Tevin's fault
    • He works 10 hours a day
    • He's a real true pro-gamer
    • He has a thick skin
    • He welcomes criticizm
    • His back is healed
    • His laughs sounds nothing like "Ack Ack Ack"
    • Views and contributions increase, these where the best months EVER
    • He creates fun relaxing chill content
    • His audience are not kids
    • He's not a children's entertainer
    • He's not a clown/muppet
    • He adapted on his own free will
    • He learned from his mistakes, he changed over the years
    • He's honest
    • He's in a dire financial situation
    • For him, some things are more important than money, real talk
    You get the point?
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    #13 Wurstbrot, Dec 2, 2018
    Last edited: Dec 2, 2018

    Wurstbrot Basic Understanding Of Time

  13. He was scratching his leg

    He's never rage quit a game
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    sperginity croissant fresh
    True & Honest Fan

  14. Die Phil
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    Ron /pol/

    Ron /pol/ https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intolerance_(film)

  15. If you really want to go above and beyond, dig deep into his Curse claim. Try to contact someone with Curse to see if Phil is telling the truth about why he was released.
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    ReentryPhantom Need that money to pay my bills...

  16. DSP killed my dog
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    Alan Pardew

    Alan Pardew MoleeloM
    Staff Member Moderator True & Honest Fan

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