List of DSP's lies -

[EmperorGoutatine]

I'm working on a video ATM, and I wanted to find website that dialogued all of DSP's moments and found Kiwi Farms. Hello there.

We know that pig/man can't keep up with his own lies, so if you can, list me a few and link a video showing his hypocrisy.

Thanks!

 

[ES 148]

grr i dont like phil

 

[Xerxers]

google it yourself

look around the threads; type in 'dsp tries it' into youtube;
search 'dsp project 7 patreon scam' search 'dsp rambo' look at the sons of kojima youtube channel, ask tevin

do your own work

 

[Kamiii]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yAf1zErnA1U - DSP constantly says he won't be eating the whole bowl of beans, which we all know he will.

 

[south clown]

pig/man

lol no

 

[The Manglement]

Literally get off your ass and read any thread in the entire subforum.

 

[ZB 584]

Just tune into any given pre-stream and you'll fill up a list in no time.

 

[Commander Keen]

DSP once said he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

DSP once said I’ll love you till I die.

DSP once said he wasn’t sure hank did it that way.

DSP once said there more old drunks than there were old doctors.

DSP once said Julie was working for the drug squad.

DSP once said he ain’t never seen nothing like a Galway girl.

DSP once said he took a ride in Johnson’s motorcar.

DSP once said he was burning for you.

DSP once said he wanted to go to another whiskey bar.

DSP once said she was a day tripper.

DSP once said Sheena is a punk rocker.

DSP once said give him the future with a modern girl.

DSP once said he was a transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

DSP once said money is a gas.

DSP once said he should’ve learned to play the guitar or maybe how to play them drums.

DSP once said he fought the law and the law won.

DSP once said he told the Black and Tans to come out and fight him like a man.

DSP once said she had Bette Davis eyes.

 

[Kamiii]

DSP once said he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I need a link to this lmao

 

[Army Burger]

I need a link to this lmao

Boi...

 

[Kamiii]

Boi...

I'll give you that one

 

[BeanBidan]

grr i dont like phil

Calm yourself, you're way too angry right now to think straight.
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Everytime he says he's changed I cant help but laugh because he's the same angry pig from the SF2 days and doesn't even try to mask it to make it somewhat believable.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Dood, he lies as soon as he opens his fat mouth.
The archive of lies already exists. It's called his life.

Spoiler: Examples

• It's Tevin's fault
• He works 10 hours a day
• He's a real true pro-gamer
• He has a thick skin
• He welcomes criticizm
• His back is healed
• His laughs sounds nothing like "Ack Ack Ack"
• Views and contributions increase, these where the best months EVER
• He creates fun relaxing chill content
• His audience are not kids
• He's not a children's entertainer
• He's not a clown/muppet
• He adapted on his own free will
• He learned from his mistakes, he changed over the years
• He's honest
• He's in a dire financial situation
• For him, some things are more important than money, real talk

You get the point?

 

[sperginity]

He was scratching his leg

He's never rage quit a game

 

[Rand /pol/]

Die Phil

 

[ReentryPhantom]

If you really want to go above and beyond, dig deep into his Curse claim. Try to contact someone with Curse to see if Phil is telling the truth about why he was released.

 

[José Mourinho]

DSP killed my dog