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Commander Keen

DSP once said he shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

DSP once said I’ll love you till I die.

DSP once said he wasn’t sure hank did it that way.

DSP once said there more old drunks than there were old doctors.

DSP once said Julie was working for the drug squad.

DSP once said he ain’t never seen nothing like a Galway girl.

DSP once said he took a ride in Johnson’s motorcar.

DSP once said he was burning for you.

DSP once said he wanted to go to another whiskey bar.

DSP once said she was a day tripper.

DSP once said Sheena is a punk rocker.

DSP once said give him the future with a modern girl.

DSP once said he was a transvestite from transsexual Transylvania.

DSP once said money is a gas.

DSP once said he should’ve learned to play the guitar or maybe how to play them drums.

DSP once said he fought the law and the law won.

DSP once said he told the Black and Tans to come out and fight him like a man.

DSP once said she had Bette Davis eyes.


Welcome to Silent Hill faggots.
grr i dont like phil
Calm yourself, you're way too angry right now to think straight.
Everytime he says he's changed I cant help but laugh because he's the same angry pig from the SF2 days and doesn't even try to mask it to make it somewhat believable.


Basic Understanding Of Time
Dood, he lies as soon as he opens his fat mouth.
The archive of lies already exists. It's called his life.

  • It's Tevin's fault
  • He works 10 hours a day
  • He's a real true pro-gamer
  • He has a thick skin
  • He welcomes criticizm
  • His back is healed
  • His laughs sounds nothing like "Ack Ack Ack"
  • Views and contributions increase, these where the best months EVER
  • He creates fun relaxing chill content
  • His audience are not kids
  • He's not a children's entertainer
  • He's not a clown/muppet
  • He adapted on his own free will
  • He learned from his mistakes, he changed over the years
  • He's honest
  • He's in a dire financial situation
  • For him, some things are more important than money, real talk
You get the point?
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