Little bits of Chris's writing that bug you -

[DykesDykesChina]

Like "OMG how did that retarded sentence get stuck in my head".

For me, it's this obscure bit of Rosechu description from his Sonichu slideshow:

MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.

Electric-type attacks to boot. Electric-type attacks to boot. Electric-type attacks to boot, to boot, to boot... this is so fucking stupid and annoyingly catchy at the same time

 

[RV 229]

The semicolon is completely out of place.

 

[Pikonic]

5 mies
5...Mies
5...fucking MIES!!

Also, "Go find yourself a nice sixteen year old boy"
Like, that's fucked up. Normal people would tell teenagers not to worry about sex and relationships and actually frown upon the idea and work on school and growing up first. Then add the character this was directed to wasn't sixteen, she jut turned fourteen. She's just starting her freshmen year and you're telling her to go bang a junior?

 

[CatParty]

The random capitalizations. But it's still better than when he used to cap lock everything.

 

[GFYS]

His liberal use of "da" irritates me to no end. If I wanted to convey I was the most retarded persona alive, I would use "da" as frequently a Chris does in writing and speech.

Like for many others, that random capitalization also makes things he's written hard for me to read.

Whenever I read his writing, it always sounds like Chris' retarded baby voice, too... Like when he narrates any part of the comic with Rosechu or the babies. Even when they aren't written in, my mind adds in the stupid slurs, "hmms," and "yeahs" I've come to associate with Chris.

 

[Rev. Rye]

Quite frankly, I can't think of a single sentence that really sticks out, but there are two little plot elements in Sonichu that annoy me probably far out of their importance in the overall scheme of things.
1) Kathleen. If you don't remember her, she's the underaged sex slave of Jason Kendrick Howell, and I'll just let the CWCki explain it:

All that can be said, is that if you one day googled yourself and discovered that some fat autistic manchild who you've never met or even heard of before had written a story about you being a sex slave to your ex, hiding marijuana up your ass and being thrown into prison with an old lady who's wearing a horned helmet, imagine what your reaction would be. It's a safe bet that Kathleen's wouldn't be much better.

2) Punchy's birth. He hatches in a dojo, some student challenges him to a fight, rips off his tail, and he kills her, thus leading to her dad training the newborn. Dafuq.
3) Inos's random appearance and drug bust. Chris introduces a random elderly, stoned, homeless, vet just to have Sonichu call the cops on him. This has to be the most pointless thing in the comic and for a comic that's ruled by its writer's whims, that's saying something.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

3) Inos's random appearance and drug bust. Chris introduces a random elderly, stoned, homeless, vet just to have Sonichu call the cops on him. This has to be the most pointless thing in the comic and for a comic that's ruled by its writer's whims, that's saying something.

Chris's view of drugs and people who use them is largely similar to what an elementary school teacher would tell his or her class about this subject. Think "Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue".

 

[Ace_Reloaded]

I am loving your Abbadon icon, Dykes.

It's a weird one, but the time Chris ended that e-mail to Jackie "bug ya later" sticks in my mind. Everything about it, the timing, the implied tone, the casual "ya"...it just came across so obnoxiously.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I am loving your Abbadon icon, Dykes.

It's a weird one, but the time Chris ended that e-mail to Jackie "bug ya later" sticks in my mind. Everything about it, the timing, the implied tone, the casual "ya"...it just came across so obnoxiously.

Sounds like he was copying that ep of family guy where Meg stalked brian.

 

[_blank_]

Verbally, I have a whole shopping list worth.

Actual, written dialogue from Chris? The one that comes to mind first is his trademark "Apology+Kick to the Shins+Run Away" type of response. What makes it even worse is 1) He often doesn't know what or who should be apologizing; and 2) His "Kick-to-the-Shin" is usually targeting something completely random and inconsequential to the topic on hand.

"Gal-pals; I Forgive You for thinking of me as a Creep; but it was the LUCRID Slanderings and Mislabelings of the GODDAMN MIMMS who is to Blame for the Wrong-Doing! YOu better watch your back; you too Megan and Wal-Mart Manajark who kicked me out on late 2013 who I took a photo of and would not respond to my phonecalls! STEEL HEARTED PAIN!!!"

 

[Silver]

Julie: Well, I have unfortunate news about Molvanîa. It- it appears to have been destroyed. I know that sounds strange, but, I don't know what happened. I'm very worried.

Chris: Hmm. Maybe I can find something on the-

Julie: I miss my hometown.

Chris: I hear ya. Hang on, I'll uh, I'll Google Molvanîa, see if I can-

Julie: [Backpedaling] no, that's alright, I'm pretty sure I know what happened.

Chris: Oh. Uh, tell me in your own words what you think happened.

I don't know why but that always pissed me off.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"I just watched The Lego Movie in the Stonefield IMAX with a 7.50 off coupon. It was not only well done with the pieces, but the Family element near the end was sincerely very touching and sweet.

Bring the whole family. "



Chris has evolved into an adbot.

 

[_blank_]

Makes sense, since we can safely bet than most of Chris' early years' development didn't come from any teaching on his parents' part, but probably absorbed by watching television and then growing up thinking certain aspects from television translated into real-life conversation.

Not quite on-topic, but I've also noticed a lot of times that when Chris does speak to people, he tends to speak as if he was talking down to them, like a teacher or a babysitter would speak to a young child. I've been weighing in my head if that's more due to his ego, or if he honestly thinks that's how you're supposed to speak to another person since that's all he understands.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

There are no little bits of Chris' writing that bug me. When you've got a massive train wreck it's hard to be bothered specifically by the one carriage that's slightly on its side.

My English and reading comprehension were in the 98th percentile when I took the ACTs in high school. Speaking as someone who actually has a far above average grasp of the language: his grammar is bad, he isn't German so he shouldn't be capitalizing every noun he sees for emphasis, and his use of the slang "da" is the exact phrase I would use if actively trying to sound retarded(as noted elsewhere in the thread). Language is nothing but little things and his big fuck-ups are behavioral not lingual. He desperately needed speech therapy as a kid. Did he ever get it?

 

[pickleniggo]

Not quite on-topic, but I've also noticed a lot of times that when Chris does speak to people, he tends to speak as if he was talking down to them, like a teacher or a babysitter would speak to a young child. I've been weighing in my head if that's more due to his ego, or if he honestly thinks that's how you're supposed to speak to another person since that's all he understands.

Well, Chris' entire childhood - especially his earlier years - were probably spent around people who spoke to him in this manner. You know, the way people talk to slow children due to the notion that the child won't fully understand them. So he might just mime that tone.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Quite frankly, I can't think of a single sentence that really sticks out, but there are two little plot elements in Sonichu that annoy me probably far out of their importance in the overall scheme of things.
1) Kathleen. If you don't remember her, she's the underaged sex slave of Jason Kendrick Howell, and I'll just let the CWCki explain it:

All that can be said, is that if you one day googled yourself and discovered that some fat autistic manchild who you've never met or even heard of before had written a story about you being a sex slave to your ex, hiding marijuana up your ass and being thrown into prison with an old lady who's wearing a horned helmet, imagine what your reaction would be. It's a safe bet that Kathleen's wouldn't be much better.

2) Punchy's birth. He hatches in a dojo, some student challenges him to a fight, rips off his tail, and he kills her, thus leading to her dad training the newborn. Dafuq.
3) Inos's random appearance and drug bust. Chris introduces a random elderly, stoned, homeless, vet just to have Sonichu call the cops on him. This has to be the most pointless thing in the comic and for a comic that's ruled by its writer's whims, that's saying something.

I'm assuming you meant three?

Yes.

His isolation and stupidity still astound me. Perhaps a legitimate psychologist will eventually find the Cwcki and decide to organize a case study for OPL. It wouldn't be as extreme as Phineas Gaige, who survived getting a railroad spike shot through his frontal lobe, but there probably hasn't been a scenario where so much of the madness has already been categorized.

 

[Batman]

Yes.

His isolation and stupidity still astound me. Perhaps a legitimate psychologist will eventually find the Cwcki and decide to organize a case study for OPL. It wouldn't be as extreme as Phineas Gaige, who survived getting a railroad spike shot through his frontal lobe, but there probably hasn't been a scenario where so much of the madness has already been categorized.

I've always said that if a legitimate psychiatrist ever got their hands on OPL, they could write a book, become the envy of the psychiatric community, and retire to The Bahamas.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Yes.

His isolation and stupidity still astound me. Perhaps a legitimate psychologist will eventually find the Cwcki and decide to organize a case study for OPL. It wouldn't be as extreme as Phineas Gaige, who survived getting a railroad spike shot through his frontal lobe, but there probably hasn't been a scenario where so much of the madness has already been categorized.

I've always said that if a legitimate psychiatrist ever got their hands on OPL, they could write a book, become the envy of the psychiatric community, and retire to The Bahamas.

Don't get psychologist and psychiatrist confused, it pisses them off. Psychiatrists are medical doctors that specialize in diagnosing and treating mental disorders. Chris would be more valuable to some sort of behavioral psychologist then a psychiatrist. He's far too caught up in his insanity to seek or respond to psychiatric help. He's better as a subject of study than as a patient. Sorry if I'm sperging, I'm taking Psych in college right now.

 

[Batman]

That's all right. Although I think Chris could be equally valuable to both communities.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Fair enough.