Live Action Minecraft movie coming 2022 - Disaster tag says "fuck this I'm out", quits job

[vertexwindi]

Yes really.

 

[dopy]

severely needs a "disaster" tag

 

[Positron]

So Pixels has a sequel?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

cant wait for the Fortnite movie in 2030

 

[FA 855]

I remember when Minecraft wasn't full of kids, there was no phantoms, 128 block limit, in alpha, good days.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

I can smell the dumpster fire already. I say they just put it out of it's misery and put a sassy black trans woman as the main character, fill the script with woke metaphors, label the underworld portal as "The Gamergate" and have the plot be all about destroying those who support it from the darkness beyond.

At least then it might have a chance of being reviewed favorably by a couple online rags.

 

[The Pink Panther]

This should've came out in 2014 or 15 for maximum financial success. If you want to suck off the kids with a movie, you shouldn't have waited 10 years to do it.

Maybe Story Mode with fallen legend Patton Oswalt was supplementary.

 

[Clop]

Looks like Steve is now a 'teenage girl.'

Prepare for the usual virgin sperging about the genderbender for wokebucks and the resulting "gamers are entitled and won't let us do everything the way we want"-articles.

I never thought I'd actually get tired of that, but I am. I'm fucking old.

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

Why is it focusing on a teenage girl and not Steve? Also live action? Really? I fail to see how this game in particular could ever translate well, the blocks and building mechanics which make up a ton of the game won't work. This is either going to be Minecraft in name only with very little connection to the source material, or super cheesy.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

I'm calling it now: it's going to be a high school romcom (with a hint of action) with a Nickelodeon cast, bland humor, safe plot and Minecraft terminology will be peppered here and there to justify the title (e.g. Minecraft High). Supernatural elements might be present. Think Dragon Ball Evolution, but with a bit more budget.

Up there speculation for fun: The "Ender Dragon" is a gamer club of white males that bully minorities in school.

Rotten tomatoes scores: 60% critics, 15~% audience

 

[Luigi]

Is it another Isekai?

I fucking hate those, when will this fad end

 

[Ali della Fenice]

literal autism magnet.
I wouldnt want to go watch it on its premiere, for all the money in the world.
let alone after that.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Based

 

[Quijibo69]

About 10+ years too late like everything else in Hollywood.

 

[CIA Nigger]

But will it have griefers and epic minecraft song parodies in it?

 

[Autisimodo]

Even if this movie bombs, and it will, it should make for a good movie to riff on.

 

[The Nothingness]

About 10+ years too late like everything else in Hollywood.

And in another ten years, we will get a Fortnite live action movie.

 

[Draza]

May be a bigger autism magnet then MineCon.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

So now it's just a race against time to see which movie comes out first: FNAF or Minecraft.

I hope the costumes consist of nothing but painted-on cardboard boxes.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

As you guys have said, they should have released this 10 years ago to maximize profits. But I'm calling it now, this movie is gonna bomb hard. Why the fuck would you make it live action and not animated? This movie is gonna be cringe worthy!