Living A Double Life??! [11/3/2017] -

[hotcheetospuffs]

Giant order of fajitas, shopping,
Drinks a few wine glasses of Baileys

New favorite phrase is low-key

 

[GS 281]

I suppose if you are fat enough then yeah, you could live one life for every area of human you take up.

 

[vodka]

Someone who is better at making videos than I am should make a compliation of people mean mugging AL in public like those guys about 2 minutes into this video.

 

[EH 110]

I don't think she really has a life, much less a double one.

 

[PiggyPie]

I wonder how many presents she will buy the thumb this year? Will she give them to her a month early as well?
Also, why didn't she vlog her subscribers coming up to her in public? Wouldn't that be something to vlog if it were true?

 

[Awkwafina]

Someone who is better at making videos than I am should make a compliation of people mean mugging AL in public like those guys about 2 minutes into this video.

It’s funny because when she was with Destiny she made a video making fun of someone fatter than her and made it seem like it was okay because everyone was staring at the fatter lady as well and now Amber’s entered the super death fat territory and gets stared at and doesn’t even realize.

 

[jurassic bark]

Her nose ring doesn't sink so much into her nostril fat anymore.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

Oh my goodness. She really should not film herself in bed. I would have never known she has stretch marks on her shoulders if she had waited until she was dressed to start her vlog.

 

[CindyChafe]

Today Amberlynn wore dangly earrings and a mangy bra so I wore dangly earrings and a mangy bra.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I suppose if you are fat enough then yeah, you could live one life for every area of human you take up.

Then her math is slightly off.
She's gotta at least have a triple life.

 

[Kelly Bundy]

That plate of fajitas is what a family of four would have for dinner and there would most definitely be leftovers, but to Amber it's a ''healthy'' meal. Amber is living a quadruple life.

I fucking can't stand the way she touches everything at the store.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That plate of fajitas is what a family of four would have for dinner and there would most definitely be leftovers, but to Amber it's a ''healthy'' meal. Amber is living a quadruple life.

I fucking can't stand the way she touches everything at the store.

She claims it's the single portion...

 

[Feline Darkmage]

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What's the point of a fajita without the tortilla?

 

[QB 290]

It's hard to not live a double life when you're already as fat as two people.
Shame she couldn't not be a shitty person in at least one of those lives though.

 

[NemmaSis]

What's the point of a fajita without the tortilla?

Classic AL logic. Thinks a 60 calorie tortilla will make her gain, but not the oil soaked meat & veggies and huge plop of sour cream.

 

[Octomet]

It's ice creamgate all over. I'm sure she ordered the single portion, but THEY brought her the double. Whoopsies!

 

[C3PBRO]

She is getting ripped apart in the comments for the obvious binge eating, and the "I wanna live like a 26 year old" comment. 26 year olds can walk corn mazes and navigate a curb, Amberlynn.

Another enabler begins to turn. Ridiculous reason, but I'll take it.

This is the one whose only comeback seems to be "hurr durr your husband also says he'll stop cheating on you and you see how that turned out".

 

[EH 110]

It's hard to not live a double life when you're already as fat as two people.

Well, she's as fat as 2 fat people or 3-4 regular people.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

Well, she's as fat as 2 fat people or 3-4 regular people.

She is as fat as 5 skinny bitches.

 

[Can I get an Amen?]

It's ice creamgate all over. I'm sure she ordered the single portion, but THEY brought her the double. Whoopsies!

Come on! You know celebrities always get extras fo’ free and shit! It’s not her fault she’s famous!