LIVING LIFE, GOING OUT, STAYING POSITIVE 10/12/2019 - Amber is proud of herself for walking around a mall!
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How can one "live life" if one weighs over 500 pounds? 
She should read 24 hours of comments.
They roast her so much it’s amazing.
That she humiliates herself each time is so funny.
And she thinks she is the smarter one lmao
They roast her so much it’s amazing.
That she humiliates herself each time is so funny.
And she thinks she is the smarter one lmao
She forgot the concealer today...
This isn't me pointing out anything new but from when she's cooked for Becky it's obvious that she understands how to make food decently on some level. Yet we still see her make the plainest/most unappetizing shit for herself. That type of self-sabotage is amazing to watch.
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eating like shit
weighing over 550 lbs
laying in bed most of the day because you can't do any sort of physical activity
reading trisha's poems about plane erections
'living life'
and a big 'fuck you' to those who took her alongside for dinner, they're gonna be accomplices in amber's imminent death
weighing over 550 lbs
laying in bed most of the day because you can't do any sort of physical activity
reading trisha's poems about plane erections
'living life'
and a big 'fuck you' to those who took her alongside for dinner, they're gonna be accomplices in amber's imminent death
Yikes!
God, she's looking haggard. I bet her former meth addict mom looks more youthful.
She wanted Chinese food but had a crate of salad instead because she is a chaotic fly and not a chaotic bee. -Inspirobotlynn.
There are hair dos and there are hair don'ts.
Jobless pedo fucker Misty Dawn Williams Walker made an appearance in today's video.
Even less neck than her fatfish profile pics let on
Jesus, Becky. Just go and get the bull dyke haircut again. Anything is better than that look.
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LIVING LIFE, GOING OUT, STAYING POSITIVE - 10/12/2019
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
- "All of us are about to go out to dinner as a unit, as a family" (Who is "all of us"? Hamber, Beggy, and Eric/Rickie? Density/Dana?)
- "Play-by-play action" of getting into the car does NOT include the footage of her wedging herself in. "J/K"
- SmugLynn claims she has apparently been sleeping, productive, happy - just not seen in any recent vlogs.
- "We are going through something" (More bait, nothing revealed.)
- Back to unflattering shots of Beggy without her knowledge.
- One of their candles "wasn't working", so they're trying to return it. How the fuck does a candle "not work"???
- SHELF-ASS-PATS ALL AROUND because Hamber IS IN A MALL and HAS MOVED FROM THE BED.
- Going to Sonny's for a "tiny little cheat meal", but she FORGOT to record the food! Claims: Pulled chicken, macaroni and cheese, and a cornbread muffin.
Sonny's BBQ (https://order.sonnysbbq.com/menu/richmond) - Pulled Chicken:
Hand-pulled and piled high. Served with two Sidekicks and choice of bread.
(Guess she chose TWO helpings of Mac n Cheese? And her bread was the Homemade Cornbread? No apps? 'zzerts?)
- Next day. Multiple zits to be seen.
- Firstmeal: Apple and a sandwich of Multigrain Sandwich Thin, veggie patty, cucumber, and cream cheese.
- MOAR CANDLES.
- AwkwardAngleLynn and Beggy were dropping off Beggy's sister but HAD to stop in at Ruby Tuesday's for "dinner"! Tilapia and Shrimp and Mashed Potatoes (*shhh! This isn't a CHEAT MEAL DON'T TELL on her!*)
- More unflattering shots of Beggy NOT wanting to be on camera!
- Cows (outside of the car this time).
- Unflattering shot of dishwasher? Why? To prove Hamber has done A SINGLE CHORE so nobody can claim Beggy does EVERYTHING as her caretaker?
BOXY CHARM HAUL:
- Pro glow
- Liquid highlighter
- Lip-plumping gloss (as if anything on HamBeast needs to be MORE PLUMP?)
- Mar-vee-luss Movvs? (pallete) (SHE KNOWS SHE PRONOUNCED IT WRONG DON'T MAKE FUN!)
- Skim balm (smells good, her #1 test of something being good)
- Sponge
- "I like doing Comment of the Day but not gonna keep doing it if you all keep being RUDE and NEGATIVE!"
TL;DR: SHE IS STILL DYING, BUT DOING SO QUICKER WITH MULTIPLE SESSIONS OF EATING OUT. MOAR HAYDUR COMMENTS A-PLENTY! SKIP!
Because I hate myself and my blood pressure enough to watch these "inscrutiateen" videos so YOU DON'T HAVE TO:
- "All of us are about to go out to dinner as a unit, as a family" (Who is "all of us"? Hamber, Beggy, and Eric/Rickie? Density/Dana?)
- "Play-by-play action" of getting into the car does NOT include the footage of her wedging herself in. "J/K"
- SmugLynn claims she has apparently been sleeping, productive, happy - just not seen in any recent vlogs.
- "We are going through something" (More bait, nothing revealed.)
- Back to unflattering shots of Beggy without her knowledge.
- One of their candles "wasn't working", so they're trying to return it. How the fuck does a candle "not work"???
- SHELF-ASS-PATS ALL AROUND because Hamber IS IN A MALL and HAS MOVED FROM THE BED.
- Going to Sonny's for a "tiny little cheat meal", but she FORGOT to record the food! Claims: Pulled chicken, macaroni and cheese, and a cornbread muffin.
Sonny's BBQ (https://order.sonnysbbq.com/menu/richmond) - Pulled Chicken:
Hand-pulled and piled high. Served with two Sidekicks and choice of bread.
(Guess she chose TWO helpings of Mac n Cheese? And her bread was the Homemade Cornbread? No apps? 'zzerts?)
- Next day. Multiple zits to be seen.
- Firstmeal: Apple and a sandwich of Multigrain Sandwich Thin, veggie patty, cucumber, and cream cheese.
- MOAR CANDLES.
- AwkwardAngleLynn and Beggy were dropping off Beggy's sister but HAD to stop in at Ruby Tuesday's for "dinner"! Tilapia and Shrimp and Mashed Potatoes (*shhh! This isn't a CHEAT MEAL DON'T TELL on her!*)
- More unflattering shots of Beggy NOT wanting to be on camera!
- Cows (outside of the car this time).
- Unflattering shot of dishwasher? Why? To prove Hamber has done A SINGLE CHORE so nobody can claim Beggy does EVERYTHING as her caretaker?
BOXY CHARM HAUL:
- Pro glow
- Liquid highlighter
- Lip-plumping gloss (as if anything on HamBeast needs to be MORE PLUMP?)
- Mar-vee-luss Movvs? (pallete) (SHE KNOWS SHE PRONOUNCED IT WRONG DON'T MAKE FUN!)
- Skim balm (smells good, her #1 test of something being good)
- Sponge
COMMENTS OF THE DAY! (Still using the haydurs to get content for her videos by reading MULTIPLE comments and hit that MoneyZone 10-minute mark, despite saying she wouldn't all the time!)
Comment #1 from GETTING HEALTHIER!!!!! (out of 2,765): jagged tears - "*Jazzy Deku* Exactly. Why make two separate meals. Unless Amberlynn gets the same diagnosis as Becky, there's no way she'll change her eating habits."
Response: "REPLY. BYE."
Comment #2: McKenna B - "Gorl Becky is gonna lose all her weight and leave you for someone else if you don't do something soon"
Response: "That's just an assumption. She loves me no matter what number when SHE steps on the scale or when I step on the scale."
Comment #3: Zoe W - "So damn funny, I really needed to laugh tonight!!"
Response: "I'm glad I made you laugh" (Not accepting she's being laughed AT, not WITH.)
Comment #4: Debbi Meyersbrant - "Honey, I husband passed away 5 yrs ago, we do not want what she has ,oh hell to the no."
Response: "Sorry for your loss, but no idea what you're talking about."
Comment #5: Habiib HAJI - "Omg what creature is this? They should put this elephant in a zoo. She has no eyes her and her girlfriend look alike"
Response: "If I look like Becky that means I look BEAUTIFUL"
Comment #6: Kimmie K - "@Voice of Reason change your name to voice of delusional bed bound gorl enabler ffs"
Response: "REPLY. BYE."
Comment #7: Eve Ward - "yes u are u say it 50 times in a video stop lying"
Response: "NO IDEA. BYE."
Comment #8: E B - "You misspelled *heavier* with *healthier*"
Response: "I AM NOT GETTING HEAVIER I AM GETTING HEALTHIER!"
Comment #9: anais coleslaw - "*'i don't mispronounce things on purpose'* sure, jan"
Response: "OMG I DONT I'M SO INSECURE!"
Comment #10: mariferrn - "Amber I believe that what you need is an inpatient weight loss facility. Due to your size and your serious problem with binging you can not lose weight on your own anymore. There are a lot of good ones in your country."
Response: "I DON'T AGREE."
Comment #11: Duke Togo - "Gorl, we know you took that spinach off Becky's salad and put it on yours. You ain't being healthy.... Just hefty!"
Response: "NO BEGGY DIDN'T HAVE SPINACH"
Comment #12: Aniisha White - "That comment is actually correct we don't care we just watch the train wreck. You're a 28 year old woman using a scooter that makes over 10K a month. Because you have ate Yourself into your own Hell. Nobody is hating on you we don't get your arrogance and self entitlement." (She seriously censored the words "train wreck" and "Hell"! But left in "train wreck" in the response?)
Response: "I don't understand why people watch things that put them in a negative space. Yes, I use a scooter! And I'm trying to WORK on that!"
Comment #13: jagged tears - "Jo Black Whatever Amberlynn."
Response: "REPLY. BYE."
Comment #14: taurean male - "She's good at pulling stuff... like pulling STUNTS!"
Response: "NO IDEA. BYE."
Comment #15: Hali - "how do you make frozen grapes"
Response: "PUT THEM IN THE FREEZER."
Comment #16: Patty Henry - "Good job going out andeating healthy [clap x6]"
Response: "THANKS!"
Comment #17: Chicken Nugglets - "Becky's salad: healthy greens and vegetables. Amber's: sea of brown salty high calorie carbs"
Response: "It was SO GOOD. 'What is chaos for the fly might not be chaos for the bee'" (Did she seriously have a mini-stroke while filming Comments of the Day?)
Comment #18: taurean male - "She's good at pulling stuff... like pulling STUNTS!"
Response: "HOW DID THIS COME UP AGAIN?"
Comment #19: Spiya - "Looks like she's drowned the whole thing in dressing as well"
Response: "I DID NOT!"
Comment #1 from GETTING HEALTHIER!!!!! (out of 2,765): jagged tears - "*Jazzy Deku* Exactly. Why make two separate meals. Unless Amberlynn gets the same diagnosis as Becky, there's no way she'll change her eating habits."
Response: "REPLY. BYE."
Comment #2: McKenna B - "Gorl Becky is gonna lose all her weight and leave you for someone else if you don't do something soon"
Response: "That's just an assumption. She loves me no matter what number when SHE steps on the scale or when I step on the scale."
Comment #3: Zoe W - "So damn funny, I really needed to laugh tonight!!"
Response: "I'm glad I made you laugh" (Not accepting she's being laughed AT, not WITH.)
Comment #4: Debbi Meyersbrant - "Honey, I husband passed away 5 yrs ago, we do not want what she has ,oh hell to the no."
Response: "Sorry for your loss, but no idea what you're talking about."
Comment #5: Habiib HAJI - "Omg what creature is this? They should put this elephant in a zoo. She has no eyes her and her girlfriend look alike"
Response: "If I look like Becky that means I look BEAUTIFUL"
Comment #6: Kimmie K - "@Voice of Reason change your name to voice of delusional bed bound gorl enabler ffs"
Response: "REPLY. BYE."
Comment #7: Eve Ward - "yes u are u say it 50 times in a video stop lying"
Response: "NO IDEA. BYE."
Comment #8: E B - "You misspelled *heavier* with *healthier*"
Response: "I AM NOT GETTING HEAVIER I AM GETTING HEALTHIER!"
Comment #9: anais coleslaw - "*'i don't mispronounce things on purpose'* sure, jan"
Response: "OMG I DONT I'M SO INSECURE!"
Comment #10: mariferrn - "Amber I believe that what you need is an inpatient weight loss facility. Due to your size and your serious problem with binging you can not lose weight on your own anymore. There are a lot of good ones in your country."
Response: "I DON'T AGREE."
Comment #11: Duke Togo - "Gorl, we know you took that spinach off Becky's salad and put it on yours. You ain't being healthy.... Just hefty!"
Response: "NO BEGGY DIDN'T HAVE SPINACH"
Comment #12: Aniisha White - "That comment is actually correct we don't care we just watch the train wreck. You're a 28 year old woman using a scooter that makes over 10K a month. Because you have ate Yourself into your own Hell. Nobody is hating on you we don't get your arrogance and self entitlement." (She seriously censored the words "train wreck" and "Hell"! But left in "train wreck" in the response?)
Response: "I don't understand why people watch things that put them in a negative space. Yes, I use a scooter! And I'm trying to WORK on that!"
Comment #13: jagged tears - "Jo Black Whatever Amberlynn."
Response: "REPLY. BYE."
Comment #14: taurean male - "She's good at pulling stuff... like pulling STUNTS!"
Response: "NO IDEA. BYE."
Comment #15: Hali - "how do you make frozen grapes"
Response: "PUT THEM IN THE FREEZER."
Comment #16: Patty Henry - "Good job going out andeating healthy [clap x6]"
Response: "THANKS!"
Comment #17: Chicken Nugglets - "Becky's salad: healthy greens and vegetables. Amber's: sea of brown salty high calorie carbs"
Response: "It was SO GOOD. 'What is chaos for the fly might not be chaos for the bee'" (Did she seriously have a mini-stroke while filming Comments of the Day?)
Comment #18: taurean male - "She's good at pulling stuff... like pulling STUNTS!"
Response: "HOW DID THIS COME UP AGAIN?"
Comment #19: Spiya - "Looks like she's drowned the whole thing in dressing as well"
Response: "I DID NOT!"
- "I like doing Comment of the Day but not gonna keep doing it if you all keep being RUDE and NEGATIVE!"
TL;DR: SHE IS STILL DYING, BUT DOING SO QUICKER WITH MULTIPLE SESSIONS OF EATING OUT. MOAR HAYDUR COMMENTS A-PLENTY! SKIP!
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'tiny little cheat meal'
her whole life so far consisted of cheat meals and it got her to 550+ lbs
fuck off
edit: oh, it's fine, guys, after she basically had two meals at once (chicken and mac'n'cheese) she's gonna have a small healthy meal to make up for it...
edit #2: blatantly admitting she was too lazy to wipe her makeup before going to sleep, but it's fine because she's not the only one who doesn't do it...
edit #3: sorry for the constant edits, writing these as i watch the video and i'm only 3 mins into it and she already pissed me off
her whole life so far consisted of cheat meals and it got her to 550+ lbs
fuck off
edit: oh, it's fine, guys, after she basically had two meals at once (chicken and mac'n'cheese) she's gonna have a small healthy meal to make up for it...
edit #2: blatantly admitting she was too lazy to wipe her makeup before going to sleep, but it's fine because she's not the only one who doesn't do it...
edit #3: sorry for the constant edits, writing these as i watch the video and i'm only 3 mins into it and she already pissed me off
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Because then she would have had to add in the ADDITIONAL lies about how she "didn't even finish" it.
She'd prefer to come off as WASTEFUL.
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