Dramacow Liz Henry - Fat af slacktivist, bad parent, CecilyK orbiter with terrible eyebrows.

[RI 360]

Meet Liz,

lol no fucking shit, you fat cunt.

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She says she used to work for NBC, and currently works for ScaryMommy. Like all mentally and emotionally unstable women, she likes posting words in boxes on instagram but she goes the extra mile and quotes herself:

She enjoys complaining about the fragile egos of while males.

She believes that the Pulse shooting in Orlando is the fault of the NRA and white males. GAY 9/11:

We have decided dead kids are OK.
We have decided dead black men are OK.
We have decided dead women are OK.
But you know what, that piece of shit with an an AR-15 picked the wrong group to massacre.

The LGBT community has the money, the community organizing infrastructure, the will and the RAINBOW. And the NRA has?
An endangered species.

The angry white man-boy.

And we’ve protected him for long enough at great cost to the rest of us.

No more.

The massacre at Pulse in Orlando, Florida was a hate-crime with a side of extremist fan fiction. No one should be dead. No one should be fighting for their life.

NRA: You have no clue what’s coming your way. None. You’re about to get laid the fuck out by a rainbow and a groundswell.

She's so infatuated with the LGBT community that she's shoe horned her only child (that happens to be lily white but she still writes as being PoC) into being a fat dyke/tranny.

Spoiler: Scarlet then and now

Liz is a staunch enabler and supporter of her child's obesity, as well as her own.

I’m Fat. My Daughter Is Fat. And We’re Pretty Freaking Awesome

Before my daughter was born, I raised my fist and said, please, whoever is up there, just let me not give birth to myself.
And no one listened.
Because of course.
So this fat woman was saddled with the task of being everything she didn’t have when she was a girl: a mother who didn’t give a shit what her daughter looked liked, how much she weighed, and wasn’t going to shove SlimFast in her face for other people’s feelings.

She is fat because you overfeed her you fucking peice of shit, it's not the hand of fate, it's your terrible habits she's subjected to.

I was like a fat Kardashian about selfies, and when you’re fat, that level of vanity is a radical act. To my daughter, I modeled I was worth something and each step I took was one of confidence rather than timid tip-toeing around my size like I should apologize for taking up space.

“Mom, do I have a pregnant belly? This kid said I have a belly that looks like I’m going to have a baby.”
It felt like an eternity before I said anything, but it came out like, “Yes, yes you do.”
And then I added, “And I do too, and I’m awesome and so are you.”

But the adults can be a real fuck for all of a nightmare. Especially the school nurses. With all of their “good intentions” and concern trolling. With every start of a new school year, I’d need to suit up my armor and deflect the ridiculousness of weigh-ins, diabetes prevention, and recommendations for “family health fairs.”
It’s obvious that not every school nurse we dealt with was a concern troll, but I spent almost every year during my daughter’s elementary school years essentially throwing my hands up and saying, gimme the school bully because the adults here are out of their goddamn minds.

She believes everyone's mother was a whore who volunteered to get gangbanged by the school football team, no way this could be something like projection. Anyone revolted by pathological levels of promiscuity is in denial.

Therefore, a modest dress code is what actually sexualizes children, and not having them leave the house looking like a tramp:

Happy digging.

Edit: Thanks for the dox, @PTNR 2.0 !

Way too in depth dox:

Elizabeth Henry

Mailing address: PO BOX 373
Hatboro, Pennsylvania 19040

Street address: 800 Willopenn Drive Apt.# D102
Southampton, PA 18966
(The Dorchester Of Southampton Apartments; a 3/5 star complex. Assuming she has a two bedroom unit, her rent is 1100-1175/mo for 860 sq. feet)

(267) 475-5043

undertheseskies@yahoo.com

Websites owned:

afterlois.com - empty
geekher.com - empty, but links to www.facebook.com/geekher and www.twitter.com/geekher
lizhenry.net - primary site
scarletthenry.com - empty

Archive.org has some of her GeekHer site archived. It contains things like:

Liz types about 8 paragraphs about taking a picture of her own butthole: https://web.archive.org/web/2015022...l-out-of-being-a-curmudgeon-with-hemorrhoids/

More TL;DR about how she doesn't remember her kid's milestones and didn't take many pictures of her as she was growing up: https://web.archive.org/web/2015022...ekher.com/to-my-daughter-on-her-12th-birthday

Wherein she details her vagina rot and also engages in some ableism ("pacing around like an autistic") that I bet her #wokeAF socjus friends wouldn't be too down with: https://web.archive.org/web/20150226005343/http://www.geekher.com/a-modern-lady-town-fairy-tale/

 

[Bassomatic]

Well I'm never going to get an erection again.

 

[Null]

Meet Liz

I don't fucking want to.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Liz Henry is like a poster child for everything that could possibly be wrong with the Left.

And that donut top probably sums up her eating habits as well.

 

[RI 360]

I don't fucking want to.

I resent this, it's like you guys don't trust me. As if I purposely post content that enrages, and haunts people's sleep.

Liz Henry is like a poster child for everything that could possibly be wrong with the Left.

And that donut top probably sums up her eating habits as well.

I enjoy how disconnected from reality she is that a diabetes prevention lecture isn't applicable to her and her minimoon and instead absurd and unwarranted.

 

[Absolutego]

For the non-weebs, this is what is supposedly shaved into her daughter's head:

Spoiler

"He did a great job" lmao.

I also love the self-awareness of drawing a permanent frown into her eyebrows. Even Liz is aware she has hardcore resting bitch face.

 

[Duke Nukem]

I enjoy how disconnected from reality she is that a diabetes prevention lecture isn't applicable to her and her minimoon and instead absurd and unwarranted.

It's even worse that she's putting all of her awful habits on her daughter and trying to force her ridiculous beliefs on her as well. It's like the super religious or white supremacist parents who shove these things upon their offspring, it's so hard to look at.

 

[RI 360]

For the non-weebs, this is what is supposedly shaved into her daughter's head:

Spoiler

"He did a great job" lmao.

I also love the self-awareness of drawing a permanent frown into her eyebrows. Even Liz is aware she has hardcore resting bitch face.

I thought it was supposed to be an Escher work, and was like "... I guess?"

 

[Bassomatic]

Escher had talent and was a mathematical genius. That's 5 seconds of photo shop and 18 Tasty Kakes of effort in photoshop.

 

[Betonova]

TrigglyPuff 2.0?

 

[TheJabroni]

Goddamn triggers fucking our women and stealing our jobs

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I feel bad for her daughter.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I'm setting up my child for a lifetime of obesity and poor health. I'm totally nailing this parenting thing though.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'm setting up my child for a lifetime of obesity and poor health. I'm totally nailing this parenting thing though.

Ever feel guilty masturbating? Shot your kids into a paper towel?

Well it's a better future that this.

 

[Rap Scallion]

What's the deal with the trend where people just smear a bunch of dark makeup all over their eyebrows/make them intentionally thick like caterpillars? It's such an unflattering look. The disproportion compared to the rest of her face is really glaring.

 

[RI 360]

Just as bad as sewing a lifetime of poor habits to ensure her child will always be morbidly obese while brainwashing any hope she may have at losing it, is making her a fake dyke/tranny as a substitute for having a crush that's requited. Much easier to brainwash the kid into believing she has preferences harder to meet than finding a unicorn than explain to her most people find her repulsive.

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

I swear a drunk and blind Liza Minnelli drag-queen could make better eyebrows!

And nothing warms my heart like parents pushing trans shit on their children. Children who are usually outcasts/have issues due to things out of their control... I.E- shit parenting.

 

[EruditeName]

Therefore, a modest dress code is what actually sexualizes children, and not having them leave the house looking like a tramp:

I don't see anything here being aimed specifically at girls. This dress code applies equally to boys, so where is the patriarchy here?

 

[RI 360]

I don't see anything here being aimed specifically at girls. This dress code applies equally to boys, so where is the patriarchy here?

Good point, these progressive parents failed to pick some points up noting that clothing isn't gendered and this is a fair policy.

 

[HG 400]

trannyism is a mental illness and her daughter is a fake dyke or some shit